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Dad, writer, cookie monster, dorkus malorkus. All puns intended. He/Him.

me taking today's political quiz, showing that I am closest to Zohran Mamdani.
A meme, in which a cow, standing in low tide says, "I can't go the rest of my life asking if it's AI or not."
A chart comparing JCPOA vs. Trump's "agreement" with Iran. The latter is worse. Much, much worse.
An image from the Simpsons/X-files crossover episode in which a glowing, alien-like creature emerges from the woods and says, "I bring you love."
Two, overlaid images of a hand, making a classic dismissive, wanking gesture, along with the caption, "Dismissive wanking gesture"
A copy of a January 6, 2022, tweet from Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) that reads, "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
After selling bad test answers to Lisa Simpson, Nelson Muntz (in his office, i.e., the school bathroom) says, "Hey, hey, these are study aids. They're for novelty purposes only."
A post on X by Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) of AP that reads, "WASHINGTON (AP) -- Trump promises strikes on Iran's power plants and bridges on Tuesday if the Strait of Hormuz isn't reopened."
A cartoonish image of an anthropormorphized United States stabbing itself repeatedly.
An image of Donald Duck about to take a sip from a bottle labeled "Cyanide."
A scene from the Simpsons in which the cult leader, "The Leader," flies away on a contraption loaded down with stolen money.
A post from @jon_bois that says, "why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter"
John Oliver finding increasingly angry and creative ways to say "Go fuck yourself."
A cartoonish, anthropormorphized guillotine, walking and whistling while surrounded by sparkles. The text around it reads, "Modern problems require 18th century solutions." There is also a text bubble that says, "Sharpened for justice!"
A screen grab of a 9/14/22 post from lauren (@NotABigJerk) that reads, "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refused to participate in that kind of perversion"
A scene from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, where the villains surround a baby and cackle. The caption reads, "Yes, cry! Cry harder, baby!"
A post from the bad place that reads: "74% of all insulin used in America comes from Denmark. 100% of all Ozempic used in America comes from Denmark. 15% of all shipping containers arriving in America come from a Danish company. All 3 are being discussed within Denmark to halt." The poster then adds a second post: "8.4 million Americans rely on insulin to survive as of 2026. Denmark makes (and accounts for) 74% of all sales of insulin into the US--with no quick alternative to switch to. Denmark considering the halt is a reasonable response to US threats."
A person covered in "Fell for it again" awards.
A cartoon personification of the continental United States, with eyes wide and screaming as it repeatedly stabs itself, leaving wounds and blood all over the map. It is meant to be funnier than it sounds.
A chart showing support for "Abolish ICE" rising to 42% support, 50% oppose, and 9% unsure.
A cartoon anthropomorphized guillotine walks, waves, and whistles. Around it, a caption reads, "Modern problems require 18th century solutions." There's also a bit of text in a gold star: "Sharpened for Justice!"
A spray painted mural on an overpass. The image is of a teal frog-like creature with large, cartoony eyes, and huge, yellow teeth.
A comic showing an anthropomorphized United States screaming and stabbing itself repeatedly.
Jack Black, from "School of Rock" dances at the front of the classroom and sings, "You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore."
A screengrab from a 1995 episode of TV's The Simpsons, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming," in which Pedro "Bumblebee Man" Chespirito signs off what he thinks is his final broadcast by thanking Goya.
A televangelist, wearing a navy suit jacket, white shirt, and blue tie with white polka dots, closes his eyes in prayer, and says, "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
A quote from film director John Waters: If you ever go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important." The quote's text is on top of an image of screenplays.
Calvin and Hobbes playing Calvinball.
A scene from TV's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." Adrien Pimento (Jason Mantzoukas), wearing a black, short-sleeved v-neck t-shirt, picks up a chef's knife and says, "Great. Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick." Det. Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz) watches while wearing. black t-shirt and a maroon leather jacket.
A frame from the Preacher comic in which a white man with black curly hair and a dark jacket says, "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it. You!" A balding, doughy, mayo-man stutters, "Wh-wh-wh-?" The first speaker shouts, "Where the fuck is your chin?"
A 4/21/25 tweet from Sen. Markwayne Mullin that says, "I will lead the breach. I will lay down ground cover fire. I will take the high ground. I'll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate. We must bring back integrity, focus, and put the Warfighter first inside DOD. I stand with @SecDef @PeteHegseth. [US flag emoji]"
Meme tweet that reads, "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'"
Pedro Pascal (wearing a white t-shirt, grey slacks, and a black belt), showing off his physique, from the front and the back.
The titular character from the 1980s sitcom, "Small Wonder."
A scene from HBO's "Barry" in which Hank and Christobal have a sit down meeting between criminal gangs at a Dave & Busters
A scene from the TV show Andor in which the Gohrman Senator is dragged out of the Senate by stormtroopers. The caption reads, "Hey, remember that scene in Andor when the senator from Gohrman got dragged away by stormtroopers for speaking out against what the Empire was doing on his planet? It just popped into my mind. No reason, I guess.
Alexander Skarsgård, as Murderbot, wearing grey armor and helmet down. A still from the TV show Murderbot, based on the series by Martha Wells.
A scene from a classic Simpsons Treehouse of Horror in which TV personalities and advertisements have come to life and are wrecking Springfield. Lisa Simpson and Paul Anka sing "Just don't look! Just don't look!" to starve them of attention and kill the walking ads.
Walton Goggins's shocked reaction from White Lotus
A photo of Hannah Waddingham from Game of Thrones, offering to recreate her GoT scene--"Hannah Waddingham will follow a person of your choosing around while changing 'Shame'" $2,600, benefits charity
A comic panel of a man in a jumpsuit with babies attached all over his body. He says, "You can't shoot me. You can't taze me. You can't gas me. You can't even knock me down. Not without something very fragile and very precious going squish."
Wilt Chamberlain (left), Arnold Schwarzenegger (center), and Andre the Giant (right, and hte only person not in Conan the Barbarian costuming).
A riff on a moment in the original Ghostbusters movie. Elon is photoshopped in. He says, "I have confirmed duplicate and dead entries in the social security database." Ray (played by Dan Aykroyd) says, "Everything was working fine until dickless here started rifling through the servers. Elon: "They committed fraud!" Judge: "Is this true?" Peter (played by Bill Murray): "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." A scuffle then breaks out.
The Hound from the TV show "Game of Thrones," bloodied and wearing armor while saying, "Fuck the King."
The Richard Scarry image of a worm with a green fedora, red bowtie, and a blue shirt (?) driving an apple car. But with this meme, on the car is written, "My other car is RFK Jr's brain."
A man with black curly hair, wearing a black blazer and grey tshirt says, "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? You!" When another man with receding red hair wearing a grey tshirt stutters to respond, the first man says, "Where the fuck is your chin?"
An infographic about US federal employees. 1.87% of the American workforce. 4.3% of the federal budget goes to their salary. The ratio of feds to population has decreased for more than 50 years. Feds are paid 25% less than private sector counterparts. Only 10% of feds are fully remote. 79.4% of federal working hours are spent in person. 1 out of 3 feds is a veteran Feds are 53% more likely to have at least a bachelor's degree and 120% as likely to have an advanced degree than private sector workers.
Captain America punching Hitler
Image of U.S. Capitol with the headline, "Trump's inauguration expected to be moved indoors."
Mike Meyers, as Wayne Campbell, in a black t-shirt and black cap bearing the Wayne's World logo, saying, "It certainly does suck."
An image of the wrapper for a "Fortune Teller Miracle Fish"
Upon joining the Stonecutters group, Homer is given a piece of paper by fellow member Carl, who says, "Oh, and don't bother calling 911 anymore. here's the real number."
The Animaniacs, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, on the Warner Bros. lot.
The Commandant tells Bart Simpson (after successfully completing an obstacle), "Good job, Simpson. Although that's more cursing than I like to hear from a cadet in peace time."