Eric Colossal

@ericcolossal.bsky.social

247 Followers 45 Following

A picture of a rack of baby shoes at a department store
Me living, bitch
Two people at a bar. A woman is leaning against the bar with a sultry gaze at a man whose back is to us. Next to him is a trophy with a sad mask wearing a court jester hat. She is saying "Is there a MRS... World's Ugliest Man?"
The best photograph of a firework I've ever taken and you've ever seen
An email from livejournal congratulating me on my 20 year anniversary
A "Who's that Pokemon" styled image but instead of Pokemon the words Saruman are written in the Pokemon font and there is a silhouette of Saruman from the Lord of the Rings
A mock up of the series Brideshead Revisited but with the work Remastered added instead. The joke is that Revisited sounds like Remastered :)
A cool chrome skull purchased at an antique store
A comic of the author sitting on the couch playing video games while his partner shouts from the other room "ERIC . . . Did you POOP on the WALL?" . . . Reader, he did not, it was just some smudge, but why did she think he did??
A race horse with the same name as me!
A poster of the movie The Thing With Feathers starring Benedict Cumberbatch
A picture of my character Rutabaga chasing his walking cauldron named Pot as he tries to clean it
A fake quote from Patrick Henry saying "Give me thoughts or give me prayers!" - Patrick Henry is known for saying "Give me liberty or give me death!"
An image of the Bridge Keeper from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He asks someone this question and they get it wrong and are thrown from the bridge.
An image of the cover of my next book. Ghost Town, starring 7 kids on bikes in front of a spooky old mansion with a bunch of ghosts flying out of the windows into the air!