Eric Parsons

@ericparsons.bsky.social

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Senior Cinematic Designer on @swtor.com He/him LA, CA

We work hard we play hard from The Simpsons
Top down view of hands on a Ouija board
A lion taking down a warthog or something
A sign at Costco advertising a $70k bottle of Scotch
A graduation display that says “class of 2026” where the “cl” have blown out of sight
The Folgers incest commercial
Screenshot from a website with Schiff’s biography. I highlighted when he’s next up for reelection (2030)
Texts containing a whole bunch of emojis and autocomplete gibberish in Spanish
Don Draper drunk pitch meme. The board says "rice krispies for ladies" and "they're pink?"
The arthropod illustration from the original post but I poorly pasted King Arthur on the crab and wrote Arthurpod above it
‘Do you think a depressed person could make this’ meme with Brendel’s post pasted on top
screenshot from a website that says "Terms now contain an arbitration agreement that includes a class-action waiver."
Predator handshake meme, with the two arms labelled "CEOs" and "LLMs" and the handshake labeled "crimes"
A person with their head on their desk giving two thumbs up
Poster for the film Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
My gray and white dog wearing a yellow raincoat
A text asking me to take a survey. They included a clearly genai image for some reason. I said I won’t take the survey because of the ai use
GIF from the Simpsons of many virus plushies being jammed through a door, as a metaphor for Mr Burns many illnesses
A football coach having Gatorade dumped on their head in celebration
Arrested Development “but it might work for us”meme PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY TO BEAT THE MARKET BASED ON WHAT THEY READ ON BLUESKY WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE? NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT... BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.
A selfie video showing each of the torches and then me, looking satisfied with myself
Two Minecraft-style torches with orange light.
Two LED lamps styled after Minecraft torches. The lights are set to an orange color
The title card for “The Muppet Christmas Carol” on my TV
Panel from The Enigma of Amigara Fault. A character is climbing into a hole saying “Th- this is my hole! It was made for me!”
Well, did it work for those people? No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but.... but it might work for us.
A spread eagle photo of my…. pill organizer
The phrase “blow-up corn maze urban fall fest” written in the TMNT logo style
A building with Anheuser-Busch on the side
“I’m in this photo and I don’t like it” meme
Me wearing my finished Kodoma mask. It’s very large
Me modeling my weird bamboo and bicycle helmet mask structure. It’s very wobbly which I’m calling a plus
Kodamas from the movie Princess Mononoke. They’re little tree spirits that are white with large heads and large black eyes
Close up of the mouth opening of a mask. It’s painted red with a ring of painted on latex showing an area I’m masking off for future painting
I’m demonstrating a magnetic clasp I made for a cape. I show the magnets on both ends, then snap them together, and then lift up the whole attached piece
A cape laid on the floor. The cape itself is made of white fake fur. The shoulders of the cape are connected by a black cord with 3d printed wolf fangs
3d printed pieces of a mask. Two pieces are glued together and the rest are arranged in roughly the positions they’ll go in
Screenshot of a text exchange. It reads: election is coming up fast and we need help reaching more voters. Can you join me in volunteering? There's opportunities to fit every style and availability. No, I wouldn't vote/donate/volunteer for Newsom as long as he continues to dehumanize trans people and unhoused people Thank you for sharing this with me, Eric. I unfortunately don't have a response to the issue you mentioned, but I will take this information back to the Newsom team. Thank you for your time today. I appreciate that. Have a great day
Ninja Turtles logo but it says Hello Teenage Kitty Turtles
A Facebook marketplace listing of a sheepskin-covered chair, including three taxidermy sheep heads. The title is “Exotic chair (not satanic)
Gif of a magic trick where it looks like you’re removing one of your thumbs
The tanuki from Pom Poko using their extremely large scrotums as parachutes
A screenshot of Chris Martin’s Wikipedia page
Screenshot of a headline saying “3.4 magnitude quake strikes off the coast of Manhattan Beach”
Action figures of Thor and Star Lord. It looks like they’re holding hands 🥰
Bernie saying “I am once again asking what that mouth do”
Six plugs plugged into an outlet. A hand holds one more plug though there is no open outlet
A tall skinny chicken. Presumably lays long skinny eggs
Picture of a box grater
“You wouldn’t download a car” anti-piracy psa image but it’s fentanyl instead of car
Screenshot of a text message urging me to sign my support for impeaching Trump.
A map of the body of water south of the United States and east of Mexico labeled Gulf of Bophades …nuts
Two stuffed owl toys, one wearing Eagles green, one wearing Chiefs red
The ghosts of Marley from the muppets Christmas carol
A map of fires burning in Los Angeles. My current location is between two of them
The Spider-Man pointing meme with three Spider-Mans
I'm your biggest self and you know that you can be a great friend and be my friend too but you know I love to talk about it with I know that I don't want you but you can always tell him to be a great I know you know I don't know what I don't want that but I don't know if I want to be a good person or not I don't know if I can be good enough for you to be good enough to be goodbye to me and I don't want that for you and I'm just trying not you know what you want enough or not I don't know l don't
A sheet of white paper with pencil writing done by a 5 year old. The top says “earring map possibilitys (sic). The numbers 1-7 are on the page with some locations like desk, table 2, t’ desk.