A. A. Ron Targaryen

@ericrie.se

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A man of science Friend of the Pod I use Arch btw

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Simpsons scene with Duff beer mascot Surly saying "Drink Duff"
Cyanide and happiness comic Pregnant woman: I'm having contractions! Man: I can't believe it, you're having our baby! PW: you couldn't've got me pregnant because I've'nt had sex with anyone but your brother! Man: gasp! Now you're having double contractions!
Clips from X-Men (2000) where character's body liquifies
Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan. https://frinkiac.com/caption/S07E03/1253268
Baby from Eraserhead
Smokey the bear next to the text "Only YOU can prevent forest fires" "Seriously. We've been defunded. It's just you now."
Simpsons screengrab: Homer reads sign that says "FUNK DANCING FOR SELF-DEFENSE", an adult education class taught by Moe
Gary Larson's Farside comic "Boneless Chicken Ranch"
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Simpsons/Season_4#:~:text=The%20frogurt%20is%20also%20cursed
ABBA This is to inform you that all the food ate since first grade is alive in your body, especially the dead animal remains or meat since it was cooked alive and is alive in your body. Anywhere it goes now, you must go with it. That’s 365 days a year from first grade to now. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Also, newborn baby received your first grade body, or a meal just like the 365 days a year. Breakfast Lunch Dinner The only way I see for you to save yourself from the every which a way of being burned alive That’s scheduled is to become a solid steel statue by place yourself under anesthesia And mixing your body with melted metal then re solidifying the metal or seal yourself in cement. When it becomes real to you, you can type it up and have a lot of copies made, then pass them out and post them up. What is needed is a steel furnace where metal can be melted and the bodies of people and animals mixed with the metal to become steel unable to be hurt. Of course, you’ll be sedated first. There will b a meeting on April 27, 2019 12 o’clock in the afternoon on the subject of building a steel furnace at 27th and Girard Ave. on the vacant lot. What we need is a bulldozer to dig some ditches and steel furnace equipment Do attend
Comic from Far Side by Gary Larson, 1/12/83: Boneless Chicken Ranch showing a ranch with limp chickens lying around
Illustration from WaPo based on Cassidy Hutchinson's Jan 6 hearing testimony about Trump throwing food against the wall and the ketchup dripping down
The Simpsons S12E03 Tom Wolfe has a stain on his white suit and rips it off revealing an identical white suit.
PayPal privacy settings that features toggles that simply toggle left and right while remaining black and white. They give no hint as to which is on or off.
the word singularity higlighting the "r" in the "n" and a backwards "r" in the "g"
Total Time: 1 hour, plus chilling
"End road work" sign
The musician Eddie Money
A Bill Gates, not THE Bill Gates
Troglodytes from Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Scene from The Simpsons S07E09 with Lisa Simpson saying "I wanna meet the first female stealth bomber pilot. During the Gulf War, she destroyed 70 mosques and her name is Lisa too."
Automatic "guitarifle"
Scene from Willy Wonka "I Want It Now" musical number