Eric Stephen

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Baseball punnedit for @sbnation.bsky.social, covering the Dodgers for @truebluela.bsky.social. Podcasting at @threeinningsave.com. Purveyor of old friend alerts. BBWAA member "Eric has an eye for things that other people can't find." -Joe Davis

Baseball Reference minor league & amateur page for Seth Halvorsen with positions: relief pitcher and centerfielder
baseball announcers from THE NAKED GUN (1989): Dr. Joyce Brothers (left, barely on screen), Dick Enberg, Mel Allen, Dick Vitale, Tim Mccarver, Jim Palmer, Curt Gowdy
West Covina temperature forecasts starting with Monday, July 20 Monday 90 Tuesday 90 Wednesday 91 Thursday 95 Friday 95 Saturday 98 Sunday 98 Monday 100 Tuesday 100
from left to right: Alex Kirshner, Hector Díaz, Seth Rosenthal, Eric Stephen
email from Spotify: “Olivia Rodrigo, All-4-One live: personalized concert recommendations near you”
groundskeeper Willie and Bart Simpson, only Willie here says "You'll be back! We haven't seen the last of Charlie"
a bag of Planters HEAT PEANUTS, getting Mr. Peanut on the bag
free slurpees from 7-11. Tropical twist and Mountain Dew confetti
Disco Stu on THE SIMPSONS pointing to a promising chart of disco record sales, peaking in 1976, and saying "If these trends continue..."
transcript of a voice mail from a spam phone call: “… afternoon. This is Jolene concerning your installment loan application. I wanted to let you know you've been preapproved for up to $35,000 with monthly payments of approximately $575. I want to take a few minutes to go through the details with you. and answer any questions before we get the paperwork started. Feel free to …”
Players to hit 300th career home run while with Dodgers ... Player Date of 300th HR Opponent Inning Pitcher Total HR w/Dodgers Career HR Duke Snider Jul 20, 1957 Cubs 8th Dick Drott 389 407 Gil Hodges Apr 23, 1958 Cubs 7th Dick Drott 361 370 Gary Sheffield Jul 21, 2001 at Rockies 5th Denny Neagle 129 509 Adrián González Aug 7, 2016 Red Sox 7th Junichi Tazawa 101 317 Freddie Freeman May 18, 2023 at Cardinals 6th Génesis Cabrera 101* 382* J.D. Martinez Jun 27, 2023 at Rockies 6th Brad Hand 33 331 Mookie Betts Jun 24, 2026 at Twins 2nd Joe Ryan 163* 302* Shohei Ohtani Jul 7, 2026 vs. Rockies 1st Michael Lorenzen 129* 300*
A fan behind home plate at Dodger Stadium enthusiastically applauding Joe Davis showing a ball that went into the press box
manager telling his pitching coach "I think you can go get him now" in the movie MAJOR LEAGUE (1989)
Joe Davis & Jessica Mendoza about to call Dodgers vs Padres on SportsNet LA
A stunned Bob seeing the television ratings, then telling George Newman that channel U62 is No. 1 overall, from the movie UHF (1989)
Saul Bloom saying "That is the sexiest thing I have ever laid eyes on" in OCEANS 11 (2001)
Cubs edged out the Padres in a 23-3 nailbiter. Colin Rea got the win, Walker Buehler took the loss, and most importantly Jordan Wicks got a 3-inning save
A psychopath’s inbox, with 198 unread emails
Score bug for dodgers pitcher Jack Dreyer facing padres hitter Gavin sheets. The Dreyer-Sheets matchup
You spent 3h 49m in bed, with a sleep efficiency of 0%. Your sleep efficiency is lower than the typical range.
on the Tulsa Drillers website, their mascot Hornsby (a blue bull holding a baseball bat) is there at the bottom of the page for help, with a "have a question" prompt above him
the dinosaurs in Cabazon, California, just west of Palm Springs
Player Date of 300th HR Opponent Inning Pitcher Total HR w/Dodgers Career HR Duke Snider Jul 20, 1957 Cubs 8th Dick Drott 389 407 Gil Hodges Apr 23, 1958 Cubs 7th Dick Drott 361 370 Gary Sheffield Jul 21, 2001 at Rockies 5th Denny Neagle 129 509 Adrián González Aug 7, 2016 Red Sox 7th Junichi Tazawa 101 317 Freddie Freeman May 18, 2023 at Cardinals 6th Génesis Cabrera 109* 380* J.D. Martinez Jun 27, 2023 at Rockies 6th Brad Hand 33 331 Mookie Betts Jun 24, 2026 at Twins 2nd Joe Ryan 160* 300*
Shohei Ohtani wonders why Jared isn’t applauding one of Eric’s posts
Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien's podcast
$10 off TikTok Shop could be yours
GOOD MORNING IT'S BASKETBALL And then a g̶y̶r̶o̶ Herro comes along By Tom Ziller • 23 Jun 2026 View in browser
Gossamer from Looney Tunes
Joe Davis, Eric Karros, and Eric Karros’s hair about to call Dodgers at Twins on SportsNet LA
Young Washington wikipedia page Article, Talk
a baby, trying to play it cool while keep getting blown away by peek-a-boo, sitting on his dad’s lap while looking at his mom
bag of whole cashews from 7-eleven that have everything bagel seasoning
Player Date of 300th HR Opponent Inning Pitcher Total HR w/Dodgers Career HR Duke Snider Jul 20, 1957 Cubs 8th Dick Drott 389 407 Gil Hodges Apr 23, 1958 Cubs 7th Dick Drott 361 370 Gary Sheffield Jul 21, 2001 at Rockies 5th Denny Neagle 129 509 Adrián González Aug 7, 2016 Red Sox 7th Junichi Tazawa 101 317 Freddie Freeman May 18, 2023 at Cardinals 6th Génesis Cabrera 108* 379* J.D. Martinez Jun 27, 2023 at Rockies 6th Brad Hand 33 331
the Norman Rockwell meme of a man standing in a town meeting
Kettle corn sign “Back by POPular demand”
Bono during the video for the U2 song ONE
Today in Sports! A superhero and a Cape The World Cup has been AWESOME, from the most famous player in the world to a 40-year old journeyman from Cape Verde by Rodger Sherman
a sign on the grass saying “no poop and pee zone” with a crossed-out pic of animals pooping and peeing
an auto shop on Sunset just east of Vin Scully Avenue, right outside Dodger Stadium, with a sign on an eave that says both “Let’s go Dodgers” and “suspension” on the same line
Doug Harvey, umpiring behind the plate in the last game of his 31-year career, made sure that Lasorda’s misery would be as short as possible, according to Astro Manager Art Howe. “I knew there would be an expanded strike zone today,” Howe said after Houston beat the Dodgers, 3-0, in a 1-hour, 44-minute game, shortest in the National League since April 10, 1989. “I told our guys just to be aggressive.” “He called a strike on me,” Houston pitcher Pete Harnisch said, “and then he looked at me and said, ‘That pitch wasn’t even close.’ ”
Joe Davis and Eric Karros about to call Dodgers vs. Rays on SportsNet LA
Voicemail from a spam call: “You'd rather not be contacted. Hi, my name is Geneva and I'm giving you a call about your personal loan request. I'm calling because you've been qualified for up to $35,000 and the monthly payment would be right around $275. I want to take a few…”
a sign from the Oregon State Beavers to an incoming freshman that says “BUILDING MY DAM FUTURE”
from the movie trailer for FALL 2: DEADPOINT, a woman attempts to traverse across a series of metal pipes sticking out of a cliff, several hundred feet in the air
end of 8th inning in Triple-A: Oklahoma City 8 Charlotte 8
Pete Vuckovich playing Yankees slugger Clu Haywood in the movie MAJOR LEAGUE (1989)
A man wearing a maroon striped shirt, thrilled to open a gift of the exact same shirt
Charging on hold (With a lightning bolt icon on the left) Charging will resume when iPhone returns to normal temperature.
Pump-action soap dispensers are a disgrace – and I won’t put up with them any longer Adrian Chiles Enough is enough. Either give us a simple squeezy bottle that actually works or bring back the tried-and-tested solid bars
Washington Nationals at San Francisco Giants, June 10, 2026 final score: Giants 11, Nationals 10 score by inning: W: 0-0-2-0-0-4-3-0-1, 10 total runs SF: 0-0-0-0-0-1-0-5-5, 11 total runs
Player Date Age Opponent Pitcher Inning Hit Zach Wheat May 12, 1925 36.354 Reds Eppa Rixey 7th double Max Carey Jun 29, 1927 37.169 at Phillies Alex Ferguson 3rd single Heinie Manush Sep 21, 1937 36.063 at Cardinals Norbert Kleinke 7th single Eddie Murray Sep 30, 1991 35.218 Padres Dennis Rasmussen 3rd single Luis Gonzalez Sep 21, 2007 40.018 at D-backs Bob Wickman 7th single Manny Ramírez Apr 10, 2010 37.315 at Marlins Josh Johnson 5th single Freddie Freeman Jun 9, 2026 36.270 at Pirates Brandan Bidois 7th single
Dodgers’ Dalton Rushing sliding into Pirates shortstop Jared Triolo, nowhere near second base
Goldin Partners with Airrack to Auction Personally Owned Items “Stolen” from MrBeast, Jake Paul, FaZe Rug, and Salish Matter
still for a YouTube video titled “Orko and Alan Thicke Talk About Divorce” from Found Footage Fest
bluesky post by NBC Sports on June 7, 2026: "The walk-offs, the unexpected moments and the stars headline another week in MLB. 🔥 📺: Giants vs Cubs Sunday 8ET on NBC and Peacock" [plus a video showing Cubs center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong]
gmail, deciding to clip a perfectly normally-sized email for some reason: ... [Message clipped] View entire message
Jalen Brunson regular season dunks 2024-25: 65 games, 0 dunks (he did have 1 in the playoffs) 2026-26: 74 games, 0 dunks
Lakers leading the Sacramento Kings 40-4 in the first quarter of a 1987 game. LA scored the first 29 points of the game
The South Kitsap Class of 2026 Grad Parade was held in downtown Port Orchard on Friday, June 5, 2026. (Photo: USA Today via Kitsap Sun)
The start screen for the movie Hot Rod, showing Andy Samberg and friends on bikes