Erik Morrison

@erikmorrison.bsky.social

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🧙33, they/he, bi / @erikmoreover elsewhere / TTRPG lich and scribbler for @chicagogenius Icon: a drawing of Erik with reptile eyes, big eyebrows, glasses, and green hair Cover: a conspiratorial, roguish wink

A small-scale painting of Vivi Ornitier from Final Fantasy IX, made with paint markers. He's looking wistfully upwards in front of a patterned green background.
“Baldur’s Gate 3” screenshot, highlighting a scary skeleton enemy ‘Death Shepherd’, whose portrait in the UI looks like it has adorable rosy cheeks for some reason. It looks like elementary school photo day for this skeleton
Erik stands in front of a bookshelf, prominently featuring how many RPGs they have and smiling gently. Is it a risky flex? Yes. please dear god play an rpg with me Erik has silver hair. They are wearing glasses and a black denim jacket, and a rad ‘The Green Knight’ tee.
Natural wizard shorts Size: L Price: $40.00 (Screenshot of email. Photo of shorts: natural cotton beige with a wizard design.)
strikingly lit iPhone photo of a ginger tabby cat with orange-yellow eyes
A fake spammy internet ad, for folks who are horny for their alderman. Lots of ugly .jpg compression, 5 different fonts. LEFT: a gently smiling older white man in a suit in front of a US flag. A green bubble on the photo reads “Online - 3 wards away” RIGHT: “Like Elected Officials? Local aldermen *desperately* want you.” Below, a blue “3D” button with monotext type: “Chat Now! >>” A message at the bottom: “Warning: these aldermen are HORNY!”
Cut-Me-Own-Throat “C.M.O.T.” Dibbler, notorious street food vendor from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series
a novelty wizard-in-a-geode decoration, now out of the geode (also pictured, right). the wizard is holding an orb
Maximilien Robespierre
A young Erik shreds through a B♭ bass clarinet solo at some point in middle school jazz band in 2006. They’re wearing a fedora which would be “yikes” except they’re *also* wearing sunglasses and a black suit and they look pretty cool tbh. Pretty rad solo too, if I remember correctly
A closeup photo of a lawn decoration (?) in front of someone’s house at night. A *lot* of massive potted plants behind it give a lush backdrop. The chipped & faded ceramic sculpture is on a metal table at hip height. It is a stack of 3 smiling, round cartoon animals. From bottom: bulldog, housecat, owl
Edith, orange tabby princess. She licks her nose after having a few choice tastes from a little saucer with a dollop of whipped cream on it, pictured.
a painting of the character Christopher Carrion from Clive Barker's YA series Abarat. He is a gaunt, skeletal figure. He scowls at the viewer. His nose is partially absent or even decayed. His lips have scar marks. Around his head is a translucent glass collar filled with a red liquid. Tubes emerge from the back of his skull and flow into the collar; yellow, snake-like tendrils emerge from the tubes and float in the red liquid.
Edie, a ginger tabby, is curled into a tight ball on a sage green couch. In classic Edie fashion, she appears to be FURIOUS, despite being very cozy. She glowers to herself. There’s a gray decorative pillow opposite Edie, featuring a 1565 woodcut of a fish-like grotesque creature from “Les songes drolatiques de Pantagruel (The Droll Dreams of Pantagruel),” likely artist François Desprez.
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” (2023). The “Plot” section contains only a quote from the studio for the movie, Universal Pictures and Amblin Partners. (A section is highlighted - in asterisks for alt text): Strange and horrifying events befall the doomed crew as they attempt to survive the ocean voyage from Transylvania to London, stalked each night by a merciless presence onboard the ship: a legendary vampire known as Dracula. *When the Demeter finally arrives off the shores of England* it is a charred, derelict wreck. There is no trace of the crew.
Asterion from baldurs gate 3 with a bunch of image edits. The word “babygirl” is at the bottom, in pink, with lots of sparkles
Screenshot of Shadow of Mordor showing the “arena” mode which is basically the Roman coliseum but for orcs
Erik’s baldurs gate 3 character Garmadh, a broad-shouldered orc fighter with green skin, face tattoos, and an asymmetrical hairdo. He’s wearing an old-school fantasy peasant shirt, with his impressive pecs visible in the V of the collar. He’s crossing his arms and frowning at the NPC wizard Gale, who is doing something pointless and showy. Gale is in a flashy purple robe and has a luxurious brown mullet. Gale: Be with you in a moment! DIALOGUE OPTIONS: 1. What are you doing? (Highlighted) 2. Neat trick. 3. All that wizardry makes me uncomfortable.
Erik looks at the camera and frowns just enough for it to be a little hot. They have green hair and glasses. They’re wearing a baseball cap backwards (cool) and a white long-sleeved WIZARD OF EARTHSEA tee (cooler).
Knuckle tattoos that say “PING BARN”
Edie, a ginger tabby with orange eyes, looks at the camera. She KNOWS she’s beautiful and rare
It’s Link (hyrule warriors specifically)
Erik shows off two blades: a druid’s knife from @sadieposting and a rapier purchased at the Renaissance fairway last year
rice chaff
Erik reclining on a unicorn-themed throne. Goblin ears, medieval tabard, kohl eyeshadow. Vibing
Ginger tabby cat stretched out in a way that looks very uncomfortable, but she’s clearly in hog heaven
Erik’s TTRPG bookshelf, groaning under the weight of unplayed games and various arcane tchotchkes
“The band with rocks in,” from Terry Pratchett’s Soul Music. A fantasy dwarf with a sax, a rock troll on drums, and of course Imp y Celyn on strings
A delicious Korean BBQ repast @ san soo gab san in Bowmanville, Chicago
Erik poses for a cute wedding bathroom selfie in a suede boot-stitched jacket and a bolo tie
bsky exchange: @portdrift: hey is it hornier than usual @ohkafuimykafui: Yeah but my pronouns are she/her not it.