The Best of All Possible Oaves

@erikonymous.bsky.social

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You know the one. Or maybe you don't? IDC, not my problem. https://erikbryan.bandcamp.com/album/surface-of-attack

Jeff Winger sitting next to Britta Perry at the study group’s famous table. It’s looks like he’s speaking, possibly even saying the quoted post
Morty from the TV show Rick and Morty pointing his finger at an offscreen character and saying You son of a bitch, I'm in
Jack Nicholson doing the Kubrick stare from The Shining is how it feels knowing that you're trying so hard to teach your children manners but also children have agency and they just kinda do whatever they want anyway and all your efforts to teach them to act civilized in public are for naught
Madonna singing into a microphone from her music video Rain circa 1993
excerpted from link: The decision gave Bush the electoral votes he needed to win the state and, consequently, the presidency. The decision was especially contentious for O’Connor, whose husband reportedly announced to three witnesses at an election night party that she wished to retire under a Republican president. Critics leapt on this as evidence of her political partisanship and O’Connor remains prickly about the issue now. ‘Look, you
someone named Francesca Fiorentini, who we've all heard of, posts on BlueSky totally unprompted: I'm excited to be dragged into the pit of no return by the hogs on Bluesky for believing people make mistakes and can change. The SA allegations are awful. Please crucify me.
screenshot of Ruben Rabasa in that I Think You Should Leave sketch when he says to Paul, who loves his mother-in-law, "you yourself admit it yourself that you suck"
@whi66.bsky.social's bio which states "I am a Democrat. I appreciate good academic conversations that can constructively define and articulate the issues. Academic Constructive criticism is welcomed. I am on blue sky for normal debate without hate." The bio is imposed over his post telling a woman legitimately concerned about a recent SCOTUS ruling to "Stop whining" and includes a picture of an unknown person violently swinging at the viewer with the letters "STFU" as bottom text. You cannot parody how completely lacking in self-awareness the average Blue MAGA Dem is.
still image from the film No Other Choice (2025) with the lead character Man-su hoists a large potted plant above his head for reasons explained by the film
Dax Shepard in Idiocracy
Wonder was the grace of the country. Any action could be justified by that: the wonder it was rooted in. Period followed period, and finally the wonder was that things could be built so big. Bridges, skyscrapers, fortunes, all having a life first in the marketplace, still drew on the force of wonder. But then a moment’s quiet. What was it now that was built so big? Only the marketplace itself. Could there be wonder in that? The size of the con?
a famous panel from an X-Men comic with a close-up on Scarlet Witch's nose and mouth, as a tear streams down her cheek she says "no more hibachi"
screencaptured skeet: MAGA Leftists hating on Mayor Karen Bass because she's a Black politician that's connected to the NAACP, the Congressional Black Caucus, and the Black community and not bitchass Bernie is what we've come to expect from those colorblind white supremacists.
Yours truly posing with an English bulldog named Alfie
an anonymous skeet that says Glup Shitto is the Star Wars equivalent of someone saying sportsball
a "fell for it again" meme but this one is based on Cole Thomas's "The Course of Empire: Destruction" painting with fell for it again awards instead of smoke billowing from a sacked Rome
Michael Imperioli as Chris Moltisanti in HBO's The Sopranos. He's wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses indoors while holding a lit cigarette Italianly to make his point.
a still from the "is this allowed?" Vine where a loser points his finger at a couple kissing in front of him and says "what the ... is this allowed?" (it's me, I'm the loser now)
The first panel of the Garfield comic where Jon drinks dog cum at the vet. Jon says "'Have a cup of coffee, Jon.' Why, thanks. Don't mind if I do."
The "Are we the baddies" meme from Mitchell and Webb with Mitchell in the Nazi uniform but instead this one says "Are we the Great Satan?"
Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman saying "It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!"
that scene from Princess Bride where Wallace Shawn is holding a knife to Robin Wright and says "Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
Casper Van Whatever from Starship Troopers saying Come on, you apes! You wanna live forever?
screenshot of Homer Simpson at Moe's Tavern in the popular animated sitcom The Simpsons saying "Can't someone else do it?"
that one Naomi Wolf tweet where she says "No! No!!"
Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men. He has a bad haircut and he's saying I f the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
A still from the movie In the Mood for Love showing the back of the character Chow Mo-wan's head as he whispers something into a small hole in a wall at Angkor Wat. We the audience assume he's whispering something to do with Su Li-zhen, who we believe he loved deeply but was unable to make a relationship with due to circumstances. Did they ever see each other again? Will the pain of losing touch ever subside? What exactly is to be done with these feelings all these years later?
Sam Richardson in a mech suit from I Think You Should Leave saying Attaboy! That's good bone crushing!
And from my partner, paraphrased: the problem with the show is the patients are framed as parasitical, to paint the doctors as more noble for helping them. It feels self-congratulatory to aligning yourself with those help such "undeserving" people, but it breeds resentment and contempt, too.
Brad Pitt as Louis in Interview with the Vampire with a little speech bubble aimed at the quoted post below
meme of Doogie Howser in Starship Troopers touching the big butthead alien saying It's afraid
various skeets saying stuff like "I think Bernie has a lot of things to answer for, but one that often gets overlooked is how he convinced a whole lot of people online that they could 'be into politics' without ever having to actually learn how anything works" and "Bernie told them that politics works by wanting it hard enough & any failure to do something is just evidence of a lack of wanting it" and "apparently, Bernie himself never wanted it enough in the 4000 years he has been collecting a government paycheck. he lied to them about so many things. and we will have to live with that for a very long time" and "'just write it off' politics"
Jesse Plemons in that meme from Civil War except he's saying "Okay. What kind of libertarian are you?"
Michael Caine as Scrooge at a snowy window saying You there, boy! What day is it?
David Cross as Dr. Tobias Funke on the TV show Arrested Development turning to his wife Lindsey and saying "but it might work for us."
Appears to be Eric Wareheim wearing heavy eyeliner and red lipstick and nail polish with his arms crossed over his chest in a typical glamour shot pose. His haircut is short, ragged, and questionable.
a screenshot of actor Ally Sheedy from her film The Breakfast Club
Bruce Willis in Die Hard shouting out a broken window "welcome to the party, pal"
Question from the training. It says "Time to Vote! Was it appropriate for Troy to take Collins to a pizza restaurant for a business dinner? Choose an option from the two choices below." The choices are Yes and No.
skeet without attribution (a subskeet, if you will) that says "has anyone else on here noticed the hate towards Hakeem Jeffries has almost disappeared now that the DSA knows and acknowledges they can't beat him in a primary."
Bart Simpson saying “what an odd thing to say”
Mr Show screen cap with David as the young lawyer who is asked to blow the partners to get a job. They explain to him that’s how the entire world works.
Mr Show gif with Bob and Jill. She’s saying “you GAVE people blow jobs?”
Professor X from the X-Men cartoon doing telepathy with a speech bubble pointed down at the quoted post
No pocky for kitty as produced by the Mamdani campaign sign generator
Ticketmaster's queue to buy tickets for the show. It says "You are now in the queue. 41226 people ahead of you."
a brownish feather duster with a wooden handle
that famous image from a swim-in protest at a public pool in the Sixties of a white racist pouring extra bleach in a pool in which White and Black people are swimming together except the white racist is labeled "Republicans" and the multiracial swimmers are labeled "America"
Sky Marcini and Adam Friedland skeeting at each other and Adam keeps using the r slur. Fuck that little twerp.
You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine. Meanwhile the world goes on. Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain are moving across the landscapes, over the prairies and the deep trees, the mountains and the rivers. Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading home again. Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting - over and over announcing your place in the family of things.
Screenshot from Wikipedia's article "COVID-19 pandemic by country and territory." Note that the USA is the single country with the highest number of deaths from COVID and the second highest number of deaths per million people. Greg is mad that most school's had remote learning during the first year of the pandemic but not that the US just let so many people die.
image of tanker truck's back end with the following message displayed: if hard work pays show me rich donkey
A painting by Xue Jiye of a naked light-skinned person sitting in a dark corner. He has pulled the skin of his face down to expose a red, bloody mess underneath. His eyes are wide and he appears to be screaming.
A picture of a white middle-aged man wearing a baby in a gray and blue, non-tactical baby carrier while holding the crust of a slice of pizza. Only in New York, baby!
a close up on the weird looking ear and neck of the dickhead who—with zero self-awareness—just told someone else “Best to just delete.”
a BlueSky engagement bait post that says Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost. What's the best show outside that group?
"speak 'friend' and enter" in Elvish script, as found above the Doors of Durin in Tolkien's Fellowship of the Ring
Scott Pilgrim in the movie Scott Pilgrim standing on stage, holding a bass guitar, and saying "we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!"