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Slow runner, fast walker, bean counter, servant of the felines. Hyperbolic every minute of every day since the dawn of time!

Jelly sandals in assorted colours
A cross-eyed flame point Siamese yells at the camera from inside his floppy E-collar, which bears a Canadian flag.
A black cat has a box stuck on his head. iPhone thinks this means he is a Newfoundland dog
The poster as a baby, with her mother and grandmother — both of whom are legally Canadian, if only OP can prove it
Venn diagram
A lid on a public toilet wishes you a Merry Christmas
Jared McCann kisses Jordan Eberle’s helmet after an improbable overtime win against the Red Wings, breaking a long losing streak for the Kraken in late 2023. Every onlooker’s reaction tells its own story of horror, heartache, elation, or lust.
“Fart means speed in Sweden so don’t be surprised if you see a road sign telling you to control your fart.” Top sign: “Fartkontrol” Lower left: “Max Fart 5” Lower right: “Fart-hinder”
Scientist views the world’s tiniest violin through a microscope
Socks (one of those cats who looks like a member of KISS) sneers from atop a tall metal armoire that has a Penzey’s “Choose LOVE” magnet affixed to it.
Billy Idol revels in a beautiful autumn setting while wearing a cable knit outer layer and sipping a PSL. He wails, “It’s a nice day for a light sweater 🎶 It’s a nice day for a 🎶 CARDIGAAAAAAAN”
Orange tabby posed like a human dude gracelessly scratching himself while he watches the hockey
Early Dall-E Mini rendering of the prompt, “Rudy Giuliani in a ball pit”
Several different attempts at a low-fidelity, early-Craiyon rendering of Rudy Giuliani in a ballpit.
A BlueSky user has been labeled by a moderation service as posting hateful content
A bespectacled white guy in a striped western shirt stands in front of a bookcase. A seal-point cat rests heavily on the man’s shoulders
Two husky male cats, a seal point with blue eyes and a sable with green eyes, perch on one of those silly carpeted things. They both look nonplussed.
A text message including a photograph of a British Blue cat curled up in a nook onboard a sailboat. The message reads, “Took a sailboat cruise in Vancouver yesterday. Our hosts had a sidekick, Frederick - a British shorthair who seems well suited to the lifestyle
A British Blue (grey British shorthair) lounges in a cozy spot onboard a sailing vessel. He looks annoyed, but that’s just his resting Brit face.
Two male cats perch on a carpeted cat tree. The foreground/lower cat is sable with green eyes and white whiskers. The above/background cat is a seal point with blue eyes.