Mikey Says Hey!

@erlking.bsky.social

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writer, composer, ersatz humanities scholar, amateur bodybuilder, very very gay

Apple Intelligence toggled to "off", prompting the message "Time to experience the next generation of intelligence now integrated into the core of iOS, bringing you a powerful and personalized intelligence" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Circling the affected area, with some visible swelling
A close up of my face making a very intense stare
Me in my underwear in a locker room mirror from some distance, sticking my tongue out
Dead eyed expressionless stare in the bathtub
Much overdue haircut and beard trim
“Huh! These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he’s missed more boys than I ever will.” - Lisa Simpson
A bird but I don’t know what type
My feet propped up on a large stone, indicating I am reclining on a pebble beach, looking across the water at Freshwater, Placentia Bay, Newfoundland on a sunny day with a perfect blue sky and a faint wretch of fog on the top of the far hill
Me in the really nice changing room at the new YMCA in my hometown, which never had a gym when I was growing up
Me and my brother with the wreck of the SS Kyle behind us (harbour grace, Newfoundland)
Shirtless picture of my back after a back workout Today
The chest pump was very good (me shirtless in a gym bathroom flexing my pecs)
Me with my face almost submerged in the bathtub.my hair floating in the water behind me
A picture of myself in my dim basement with a serious expression and eyes that are not small and beady
It’s my legs
Shot of a clear screen in Hades 2 showing a time of 9:49:59
Me in a stringer tank top and shorts seen from behind filling my water bottle
Screenshot of a DM with the icon blotted out, reading “Hey Mikey! Appreciate you liking the gym video 🙌 Have you started yet or still thinking about it?”
Composite character art for a werewolf the apocalypse pack
Aerial photo of Utqiagvik, Alaska, showing green grass
ME: ALERT ME: ALERT FRIEND: Is he dead?! ME: CLINT IS MARRIGEABLE
a crowd of five kindred (vampires) in an action scenario involving a pickup truck, a sniper rifle, and the daredevil of the group jumping out of the moving vehicle
Four pictures of Bad Bunny’s extremely attractive mouth
Stupid silksong stupid white flowers you bounce off
Snow snow snow
Image that says “get to know my game taste / for every like, I will post one game I love”
Costar app notification, reading Your day at a glance: Dom yourself into being more confident”
A map of the world with a few small orange dots, mostly but not entirely on eastern north america and western europe
The famous “pillar portrait” of (left to right) Anne, Emily,and Charlotte Brontë, with the mostly erased figure of Branwell Brontë between Emily and Charlotte
Boomer style photo of my computer screen, showing a close up of a win screen from Hades 2, wherein my Hephaestus Blasts did 145,200 points of damage over the run, versus Casts at 68,499, Psychic Leash at 23,322, Allies at 22,890, and Dash-Strike at 22,661. The clear time is 15:12.84
Screenshot of the bluesky moderation service tab
Screenshot of the advanced bluesky moderation service tab
Candid photo of me looking to the left. I think I am handsome.
A man with broad shoulders wearing an olive green sweatshirt stands with his back to the camera, looking out over a grassy sea cliff at a dramatic coastal scene, with a clear blue sky.
2009, The Tempest. Me standing in the background as Stefano, while Caliban kneels and hails me as a God for introducing him to wine. Trinculo in the foreground, looking a little bit like he’s pleading with the audience to be reasonable with us. Background is beautiful Newfoundland scenery — on some rocks with scrubby grasses overlooking the sea.
A food taste preference chart, showing highest results in Middle Class, but results nearly as high in Upper Middle Class and Upper Class (both tied), with medium results in Lower Class and lower results in Lower Middle Class. The text reads “your food choices resemble those of the middle class (75%)”
The cover of My Stupid Intentions by Bernardo Zannoni
A pic of five boons from Hades (the game): Blizzard Shot, Mirage Shot, Wave Pounding, Rush Delivery, and Hyper Sprint.
Me performing Rachmaninoff’s prelude in C# minor on a grand piano on a concert hall stage. I audibly mess up near the end of the clip then stomp the floor loudly as I go into the (also loud) next section.
Map of Canada showing where I've been -- most of the island of Newfoundland, sections of Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, a thin red line across southern Quebec, and a good chunk of southern Ontario, plus a lonely dot on Vancouver.
A four panel comic where the character says “I’m gonna play as an evil guy!” And is then presented with the option: “pet dog? Yes / no.” The character selects no and receives the message “Dog is sad.” The final panel, the character is in the garbage angrily demanding the garbage man take him away in the garbage truck.
Selfie of me with a nice trim haircut, skin fade sides nice tidy top
Screenshot of a completed Hades run showing best times. I set a new personal record clearing with the Eternal Spear in 9 minutes 32 seconds 16… milliseconds? Centi-seconds?
Screenshot of a tweet from March 13 2013, user @cat_beltane wrote: URGENT: MILLIONS OF ONE-CENTIMETER POPES ARE POURING OUT KF THE CHIMNEY, SIGNIFYING THAT HAVE ELECTED A *SWARM POPE*. REPEAT *SWARM POPE* ELECTE
A screenshot of a Tumblr post that reads “I hope your favourite book series gets a high budget adaptation by a gay showrunner who makes all the queer subtext text. Sounds impossible but it happened TO ME!!!!! Stream the wheel of time
Kerry Eurodyne, Us Cracks, and unnamed mercenary posing backstage
A video of me walking through the desert in cyberpunk 2077 and calling NPC who have died on my cellphone
I took a picture of my desktop with my phone like a boomer. It’s a close up of the screen you see when you successfully complete a run of Hades. It has my fastest times for each weapon. Blade is 11:05, Spear is 10:20, Shield is 10:32, Bow is 10:06, Fists are 9:32, and Rail is 11:20.
Pic of me looking right at the camera, a lock of my hair is bisecting my forehead in a nice graceful curve while the rest of my hair is falling back away from the forehead
A screenshot of a post from the r/musictheory subreddit where someone is asking about how to tonicize the starting note of a mode like Dorian or Lydian and they open by writing: “when I study the gregory modes, I…”
The password screen from mega man 3
Me. Shirtless gym flex pic since why not.
A screenshot of me uploading a picture with the add alt text button circled in red
Three pics of a little dude, pic one inhale pic two exhale pic three shrug. His hands are clasped thoughtfully in the first two pics and in all three he has big staring eyeballs
An image of the character Thane Krios from the mass effect video game series, with the caption “Thane’s lips were crafted to suck cock”
A picture of me where I’m doing some sort of vaguely light hearted “skeptical” expression but it IS NOT BEAR FACE I guarantee you that. I think my pecs look nice in this shirt.