Em

@ermdracula.com

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She/her/hers Artist, designer, movie jerk, bog witch No NFTs or AI

A photo of my cat, Scatter, who is black with green eyes
A digital painting of a redheaded white girl in the forest with blood splattered on her dirty, white dress holding a bear's skull.
A photo of a smoky New York City street.
An old Tumblr post from user spiegelstruck that says: "in fifth grade i drew anime george washington" with a photo of someone holding a very cute, slim, bishounen-style anime George Washington with his powdered wig's bangs swept over one eye.
A digital drawing of Miss Piggy from the Muppets taking a selfie in her mirror in a fancy little bedroom.
A screencap from the Spelling Bee New York Times word game. I've spelled Illmatic. They will not accept it.
A digital drawing of a lady wearing all of the running gear possible. She's wearing cool sunglasses, a neon scrunchie, a yellow visor, a hydration vest, a fannypack stuffed with Goo and strupwaffle, she has a knee brace and big, ridiculous shoes. She's also wearing a fitness watch and a cell phone arm band and a nicotine patch and has a few bandaids on her.
The first panel of a fan comic I did based on Nine Inch Nails' song Every Day Is Exactly the Same. In this one the lead singer Trent Reznor is riding a dolphin in a blue sea with a beautiful sunset sky behind him, stars twinkling in the distance. It says "I think I used to have a porpoise."
A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic dingo smoking a blunt and drinking a beer. He's wearing a cool, yellow hoodie, jeans and Converse Chucks.
A digital drawing of a Hand of Glory on a dilapidated shelf. It's a severed, shriveled hand with lit candles on the fingertips and a gigantic, blue eye in the middle of the palm.
A pencil drawing of my cat, a male black and white manx. He looks sort of pissed off in this.
My arm! It has a little black tattoo of a snail shell
A charcoal drawing of an older white man with a long beard. He's sitting, slouched and relaxed, one arm resting on a square block, the other on his knee.
A black and white manx cat (no tail) sitting on a blue blanket with white clouds
A drawing of a Bart Simpson inspired character from January 29, 2022. He's smiling and saying "Disney is a monopoly and literally nobody gives a shit," "Cowabunga!" and "Our planet is dying, man."
A pencil sketch of a black cat and a jackrabbit
A blue ballpoint pen drawing of a fishhead saying "We're both HUGE BITCHES, so why can't we be friends?" No, I do not remember who this was in reference to, but I wish I did.
A Letterboxd review of Hokum by user wrongtape. "Hated the loser guy, can't even remember his name. Lost interest halfway through. Story didn't make sense and i was confused by the whole movie. Do not watch this garbage."
A pen drawing of Kylie Jenner when she was in her blonde phase. She's got four eyes and they're all bulging wildly. Her mouth is dripping blood. But she does look fab. It says Influence in the background for some reason.
A picture of Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media, a middle aged white man with dark hair wearing a work shirt, with a quote from him: "Movies make me want to be dead."
A digital drawing a little gray bunny in a strawberry patch.
A digital drawing of the Florida skunk-ape, an ape-man, enjoying a nice cocktail in a Hawaiian shirt somewhere in the Florida suburbs
Charcoal figure drawing of a tall, slim, bespectacled naked man with long, dark hair tied back in a bun. He's sitting in a fairly neutral pose, with a big stick in one hand.
The same doodle, but showing where I wrote "Ice Spiders" next to him. Also I drew a face of a pig that says "pig time" next to it. Also there's a bug with a long body and it says "Buuuuuug time, baby" next to it.
A felt-tip pen drawing of John Wolfe the video game streamer and ghost debunking Youtuber, who is a white guy with long, brown hair and a beard and a serene-looking face, wearing headphones and a stereotypically Christlike robe. Next to him I've written, "Lock in my child"
An acrylic pen painting of a classic 1990s Barbie doll with her head popped off
A photo of a mainly gray nyc apartment livingroom with a crappy little gray couch and a gray blanket thrown over it. Two little white cat hind-feet are sticking out from under the blanket.
An ink drawing of a plague doctor in a ragged cloak, surrounded by flies. He is saying "Fetch the hand sanitizer."
A charcoal drawing of a middle-aged bald white guy with a beard sitting in a chair.
A pretty crude drawing of the United States divided up into different regions, based on my experience talking to people all over the country in my call center tech support job. The Pacific Northwest to the Minnesota area is labeled "Nice Idiots". The Midwest and Plains are labeled "Boring Idiots". Texas is labeled "Loud Idiots". California to Colorado is labeled "Lazy Fuckers". The south is labeled "Total and Complete Idiots". Florida is labeled "Insane Idiots". The northeast is labeled "Assholes" with Manhattan starred with "Loud Assholes". Alaska is labeled "Weirdos" and Hawaii is labeled "Rich Weirdos".
A little self portrait of a big nosed thin white lady with a ponytail that says "Fuckin exhausted" next to it
An ink drawing of an emo teen sitting on their bed. They're writing "Life is Pain. I love Gerard Way <3" in their diary and they have a little ipod sitting next to them. Their walls are decorated with lots of iconic emo imagery, including a the Used bleeding heart, an Emily the Strange poster and that comic with the little guys saying "I made you a cookie but I eated it". They're looking at the viewer and saying, "You don't get it. This is who I am."
A portrait of a cute red-headed girl with freckles, surrounded by flowers. She's wearing a yellow button that says "Born to Be Mild".
A pencil drawing of the little girls from Stanley Kubrick's the shining. Two cute little girls in nice little dresses hold hands and stare at the viewer with blank eyes and stony faces.
A drawing of president Donald Trump for 2017. He is crying and saying "Everyone's so mean." On the bottom, it says, in bubble letters: "Remember: It's okay to quit if something really isn't working out." Then it has a smiley face.
A digital painting of a thin, green-grey skinned man with a glowing yellow eye holding a shovel in a graveyard. He's wearing a leather apron and looks pretty blank.
A drawing of the Pokémon trainer Mina. She's a blonde white teenager wearing paint-spattered clothes and exasperatedly holding a green sketchbook and some pencils.
A photo of a black & white, mask-and-mantle tuxedo cat sitting on a gray floor, looking up cutely with big yellowish-green eyes.
A digital drawing of a middle-aged white woman smoking a cigarette. She has a fluffy red mullet and a purple manicure.
A digital drawing of a hand of glory on a crumbling shelf. A severed hand with a gigantic eye in the middle has a burning candle on each fingertip.
A digital drawing of Cheer Bear, the Care Bear. She (He? They?) is a pink bear with a rainbow on her tummy, sitting at an old school dressing room style vanity, smoking a cigarette. She's saying "You think I'm cheery all the fuckin' time? Nah, it's an act. Obviously, it's an act. But dates showbiz. So, no. I don't give a shit what you're goin' through. Just put on the glitter, get out there, and for Chrissakes, smile, baby."
A scratchy ink drawin of Parker Posey in Josie and the Pussycats. She is a pretty, white young brunette with short hair wearing a collar with wires and feathers decorating it.
A photo of my forearm. It has a tattoo of an iron, Japanese post-war style teapot on it.
A list of comfy questions.
A little ink drawing of the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt. He's jolly a puppet of a rotten corpse. He's got a big smile and he's tenting his fingers menacingly and saying "I've got a BONE to pick with you!"
A photo of the New York City skyline taken from the path around the Jackie Onasis Reservoir in Central Park
A character from the film Jacob's Ladder. A man without legs is in a metal box. His head is covered and the room is filthy.
A gif of the Wizard from the film Wizards saying "I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch" and pulling a gun out of his sleeve
A digital painting of Wallace, as played by a very young Michael B Jordan, from HBO's the Wire. He's a Black kid of about 11 or 12 with a black puffer coat and a knitted hat. He is looking thoughtful.
An ad that has a photo of a beautiful woman crying while she eats pizza on the bathroom floor, next to a toilet. It says "Eating alone because you are overeating? If so this binge eating disorder study may be an option. See if you are eligible. Compensation may be available for time and travel." And the name of the company is EngageBED and it's just awful.
Tony Soprano saying "I hate this fucking shit!"
Neon Genesis Evangelion figurines
A drawing of Trent Reznor from Nine Inch nails riding a dolphin. It says "I think I used to have a porpoise"
A digital drawing of a femme-presenting person about to go for a run. She's white, has freckles and curly brown hair. She is taking a mirror selfie while wearing stupidly brightly colored shoes, a visor, a belt bag, a phone armband, a vest with a hose and a water-bottle, a knee brace, some bandaids, some silly sunglasses and she's got a few random bandaids and ingrown hair splotches on her legs as well. Some energy Strupwaffles are sticking out of her bag and she has a GU-knockoff hanging out of her pocket.
A digital painting of Michael B Jordan as his character in the Wire, Wallace. Wallace is a serious-faced Black teenager wearing a black puffer jacket and a beanie.