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@erraticstatic.bsky.social

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call me Battie or Hashmal 💛 electric scatterbrain, married mama, levantine in the diaspora, queer nerd, purveyor of bizarre beasts, former veterinary nurse, at home in the surreal 🪬 level 40 • היא/she • עם ישראל חי • ΘΔ

tuxedo cat drinking out of the toilet (despite the nearby availability of his bowl of fresh, clean water)

Thooka, my dragonborn warlock in Baldur's Gate 3

flat color drawing of Agnes, an unhinged human lady with sharp teeth and black insides

flat color drawing of Oli, a purple ferret, balancing on a ball

tuxedo cat using a hindpaw to scratch his neck as he sits in a grassy outdoor area, his eyes momentarily shut

blehhh 8(

Skoosh the tuxedo cat curled up and snoozing on a bed. he looks like a roast turkey or something (if said poultry was covered in glossy fur)

selfie of me, an ashki woman in grandma attire with glasses and an unruly jewfro. I am outdoors and sweating profusely (and my skin is red from the heat) because Mississippi summers are hell

my husband kneeling on the floor and cradling our gold & white mutt in his arms. she literally jumped into his arms and proceeded to be her love sponge self. she also got her requested belly rub!

rough sketch of my sona Hashmal in a simple toony style. she's fallen over and can't get up, for she is crushed beneath an invisible weight

gold & white mongrel laying down on her back on the sofa and looking over at the human behind the camera. she's silently requesting a belly rub (which she promptly got)

the remnant shell of a recently erupted adult cicada clinging to the bricks of our home

tuxedo cat seen mid-yawn, one blurry paw in the foreground as he stretches after a nap

gold & white mutt sitting up in a grassy area and happily accepting a tater tot from a human hand

flat color drawing of Momo, a feline yokai

tuxedo cat sitting up in a big open cardboard box on our lawn. the box has chalk doodles on it

the same mongrel a few minutes later

tuxedo cat in his natural habitat (a cardboard box)

gold & white mutt trying to fit on my husband's lap, watching him happily with her tongue hanging out the side of her jaw

tuxedo cat seen just as he prepares to leap down off the fence

"one day 7 dogs been babys forever 9000 years later they grow up" a short story by my 6yo daughter, typed in Minecraft on her Nintendo Switch

lovely artwork of my character Kordy (a vulpix/morelull pokemon fusion named after the cordyceps fungus) in an eerie forest at dusk. art by AromaticDeath

Marsou & Angelune enjoying some fine blood wine and conversation

art of my sona Hashmal in a very fun style by Uvebo

tuxedo cat curled up and napping on the bed

flat color drawing of Oat, a bear kemonomimi. art by me, character belongs to uvebo

flat color drawing of my sona Hashmal in a simple chibi style. she looks unimpressed with life and the word "bleh" is floating above her

gold & white mongrel rolling around on the sofa, maw open and flashing her pearly-white dogteeth and very pink tongue.

flat color drawing of Toast, a ginger tomcat. art by me, character belongs to AromaticDeath

large wolf spider attempting to avoid me

my spouse (who is not a dog person) giving in to Peanut's constant need for snuggles

gold & white mutt sitting up in a grassy area and looking excitedly up at the human behind the camera, mouth open and tongue flopping over the side of her jaw

tuxedo cat asleep on the sofa, hindpaws up in the air and body in an awkward position. comfy for him apparently, because cats have no bones lol

flat color & sketchy ref art of my oc Bang, a very unlucky toon critter. a mix of new & old doodles turned into a messy reference

tuxedo cat rolling around in the grass on a hot summer day

flat color drawing of a chibi Makoto, a hornet lady missing half her arms. art by me, character belongs to Panghu

tuxedo cat asleep on the sofa, his forepaws folded in a most adorable fashion

my oc Marsou the Esquire (mosquito vampire), fantastic art by Panghu

golden brown & white mongrel flopped over on her side on the bed and aiming a hopeful glance my way (she wanted another belly rub)

flat color bust drawing of Emma the axolotl girl. art by me, character belongs to Khi

flat color drawing of my sona Hashmal in a heavily stylized depiction. she's furious and rearing up on her hind legs, threatening to unleash an electrical storm of epic proportions. her teeth are bared and her foreclaws are extended as an expression of her rage.

tuxedo cat laying on his side and gold/white mutt sitting on the sofa, near each other but not touching. the dog is looking directly at the camera and panting, her tongue out. the cat seems to be asleep (he's pretending)

a rotund female toad photographed in a white tub

rough sketch of a nervous toony pig-thing saying "oink", a commish for anon

a tiny juvenile five-lined skink seen just outside our front door

gold & white mutt flopped on her back on the wooden floor, her expression a hopeful one as she pleads for a belly rub

a digital doodle by my 6yo daughter (on her Nintendo Switch) of my sona Hashmal

tuxedo cat asleep on a bed, his pink & black pawpads partially visible

flat color chibified reference art of my oc Tulip, a plant-elemental beast

tuxedo cat resting atop a computer tower, eyes shut. I love how he folds his forepaws, it's too cute

several fuzzy walnut moth caterpillars chomping away on leaves

gold & white mongrel sitting on the sofa and staring warily at the tuxedo cat facing her from his spot on the sofa's arm (she's afraid he will pounce on and bully her)

flat color drawing of a cartoony tuxedo cat with a very long neck