For a period of some 24 hours I held the world record in the Artificer Pilgrimage% speedrun category by under 2 seconds. It was then beaten by 10 minutes, but I still did it, y'know? 20 years of age at time of writing.
![A screenshot of a tweet by the account "ROUNDERHOUSE", reading:
["The pay was better than what most other airlines were offering, and the routes were pretty nice. But there were strange things. On certain flights, every engine had to be checked minutes before takeoff. Refused to explain why."
Apollo Air company archives, c. 1968]
Attached to the tweet is an image of a female flight attendant standing fully upright in the well of a large airplane engine and waving at the camera, giving reference for the engine's size.
Subtly visible just behind the attendant are the upper halves of a number of human hands, vainly poking out from between the blades of the turbine.
In the upper left corner of the image are the words "APOLLO AIR PHOTO ARCHIVES" and "NOT FOR DISSEMINATION".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5wsygnpovqu4wtu2kadzw7h7/bafkreihg7sasy53mmplu7yzj6pghr7fjca6mcrwha56cqaxoiwjvhgzfda)
For a period of some 24 hours I held the world record in the Artificer Pilgrimage% speedrun category by under 2 seconds. It was then beaten by 10 minutes, but I still did it, y'know? 20 years of age at time of writing.