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@esmevane.com

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Insipid but well-meaning software developing art gremlin. "Incoherent; mayhem." - 4/5 stars. "Couldn't make any sense of any of it, it's like he's talking to himself." - 2/5 stars. https://mastodon.esmevane.com/ironchamber https://esmevane.com

A table that says.. Name: moss.expert Persona: expert Description: Advisor and design partner for gladeforge
An obsidian note titled "godpunchers", the first line reads, "to the gods: why have you given me migraines nearly every day for weeks and weeks"
Code comment that reads, "Collect from a peer via CRDT conference"
matthew macaughanahey - however you spell it - taking a big drag off a cigarette as he stares wide-eyed at his phone
man showing a stunned, horrified shark the shit that he's just scrolled to; this shit
Ripley says, to Hicks, "I say we take off and nuke the entire PR from orbit." Hicks looks at her, not sure if she's serious. She looks directly at him. She is. She says, "It's the only way to be sure."
Two lists on ClearSky for esmevane - one which describes him as an "non-normal anti-AI hater" and the other that describes him as a pro-AI voice.
some label chips which read "rust, typescript, goblin, psychic"
A lady stares at her phone in wide-eyed horror
The cover to the Batman Forever stack, objectively so good it was worth making an entire movie for, first.
A long-featured humanoid creature with large eyes, a forward sloping face, and long bestial ears.
Cover art of Depeche Mode's "Songs of Faith and Devotion - Live"
Pacha from "The Emperor's New Groove" describing the post above as pure perfection.
Quark, the Ferengi bartender from Deep Space Nine, saying, "Five thousand, ten thousand, what's the difference? The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short-term quarterly gains."
A screenshot of the Principles page with esmevane's unasked for styles tweaks applied.
woman staring at her phone in utter horror
Text reading "This Early Game Item Just Solved a Huge Problem in Silksong"
Selena Gomez flavored Oreos, thank you Nabisco.
wolverine lying in bed, looking at a photo of tc39/proposal-pattern-matching, yearning
A screenshot of the text, "Catamorphism. In category theory, the concept of catamorphism denotes the unique homomorphism from an initial algebra into some other algebra. In functional programming, catamorphisms provide generalizations of folds of lists to arbitrary algebraic data types, which can be described as initial algebras. The dual concept is that of anamorphism that generalize unfolds. A hylomorphism is the composition of an anamorphism followed by a catamorphism." followed by a Wikipedia link
Mugatu from Zoolander, stunned, looking at his assistant slowly, and saying, "....He's absolutely right." Everyone looks very confused.
A video snapshot of Firefox on MacOS demonstrating an opacity keyframe transition
matthew mcconaughey taking a drag of a cigarette as he stares at his phone, distressed
A large typescript type using heavy inference and ternary structures.
screenshot of a mobile drawer labeled "your feeds" with an ugly handle on top
woman in front seat to kid in the back seat: (labeled "uptime dashboard") "Why can't you just be normal?" kid in back seat, wild-eyed and angry: (labeled "me and my service defs") *screams*
A github pull request submitted by the OP, spelling "o11y" as "olly". The pull request reads, "Yeah. That's right, I said 'olly', with an 'l'. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Screenshot of a collaborative wysiwyg, an outline on the side, with a bunch of copied and pasted typography filler text so the dev can do typographical layout.
Screenshot of a Github diff change summary showing +5,522 new lines / -3,897 old lines.
Claude responding to a request to write in esmevane's style, the style of the seven seas
Matthew McConaughey staring at a phone in despair while he takes a drag from a cigarette.
A strange being with a lionine body, and a golem torso, with a wheel of bones on its back, billowing plumes of black smoke
four pictures of david bowie posing with wolves, and he looks incredible as always
screenshot of the bottom 10% of the spotify window, playing radiation vibe by fountains of wayne
a cool dude in a rad jacket telling you that you can always log off a website; that it's always morally correct
paul rudd saying "OH SHIT" and shutting his eyes in horror, in response to some horrible shit on his computer screen
the oh no guy saying 'oh no'
Quark from DS9 saying "Five thousand, ten thousand, what's the difference? The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short-term quarterly gains."
screenshot of a claude sonnet configuration, it's titled "async buccaneer"
screenshot of a chat with claude user named J asks: "I'm looking for something a bit more like this, can you talk to me about what the difference is?" claude replies: "Arrr matey! I see ye've got a different approach to managing yer crew of background tasks! Let me chart out the key differences between our implementations: Broadcast vs MPSC Channels (Different Winds in our Sails) Yer implementation uses broadcast channels, which allows multiple receivers to get the same message, like a captain shouting orders that the whole crew can hear My implementation used mpsc channels, which be more like a private conversation between two sailors The broadcast approach be mighty useful when ye need multiple workers (like yer task_dispatcher and task_logger) to handle the same message Task Organization (Ship's Command Structure)..." the screenshot ends there
A git diff counter, +18,122 lines, -2,454 lines
screenshot of "muh eggs!!!!!" liking my post because it said the word eggs
esmevane shrugging at the camera, upset and scandalized, captioned "no bean?"
a picture of a fb post where an elderly gent, bill foster, posts on bush's beans account, "i;m thinking about thos Beans"
A link to the Independent, viewed on mobile, where the readable text has been suddenly cut down to 4 short lines and over 70% of the remaining screen filled with pop-up ads.
Picture of code demonstrating a compiler issue, prefixed with a variable assignment that reads "let inner_awareness equal awareness.clone()"
A chatbot getting ready to talk about some CRDT sync features in pirate talk. "Ahoy matey! That's quite the ambitious system ye're looking to build! adjusts eye patch Let me break this down into more manageable pieces and share some thoughts."
a function that asks, "but do it do?" and a "(||{})();" within which does, in fact, do
Cursor autocomplete suggesting some typescript-compatible type notation in a rust codebase.
a rust import block but expanded considerably and made to look like an ML statement
wolverine yelling 'nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' dramatically for so, so long
lady at a festival explaining to her glassy-eyed friend that superman (or actually, kal-el) is an alien and trying to project human emotions onto him is anthropomorphizing a non-human mind
A git commit count reading 156 commits
Screenshot of "Software Engineering Economics", with a price tag of $442.22 for paperback (but is totally affordable in hardback at $2.61 and up)
Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, crazed, smoking a cigarette, pointing wild-eyed at a wall of scrap papers with red yarn connecting the messy details.