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it's me – es!! i'm es. 🧊 30s/f/sweden, interested in math, programming, art, …

manga comic, of two crossdressing boys. panel 1: both boys are standing in a bedroom, wearing dresses. boy A: … come on, don't cry. boy B: but… i'm scared. panel 2: zoom on boy B's face. boy B: thinking that you might start to dislike me, i… panel 3: boy A hugs boy B, who tenses up in surprise. panel 4: zoom on boy A's hands fondling boy B's butt. boy A: there's no way i'd dislike you. (source: "hikikomori na otokonoko" by yuruyakatou)
my hand in a liquor holding a beer can with a photo of a man with cerebral palsy on it. the beer is entitled "[the r-word] beer", with the r-word, the slur used against people with cerebral palsy, written out in full
Rakel (an acronym for “Radio Communication for Effective Management”) is Sweden’s national communications system for organizations involved in critical infrastructure operations, such as the Police Authority, the Customs Service, the Swedish Armed Forces, emergency services, ambulance services, the Prison and Probation Service, the Coast Guard, the Maritime Administration, the Transport Administration, the Tax Agency, SOS Alarm, and municipal and national emergency response agencies.
a badly cropped ad photo for a motorola radio, seemingly fit for the radio/multimedia slot in a car dashboard. description reads "mobile radio for RAKEL, celab.se"
omg the battle of waterloo is like SUCH a huge deal in history lemme tell u (✿◠‿◠) so like first off it basically ended napoleons whole career?? like he'd been conquering stuff and causing chaos across europe for years and this battle in 1815 was his final defeat. after waterloo he got exiled to st helena and never came back to power again which is kinda wild when u think about how powerful he was (*≧▽≦)
the bsky "save draft?" dialog, over an extremely sleazy post draft
a pair of apparent running sneakers with a flat sole having a circular inset at either end, labeled "pivot point"
watching takanashi kiara on youtube on splitscreen while browsing the yuri section of my manga app
an autogenerated chart using claude's "learn" skill, listing the french mother sauces and the mnemonic "be very excellent today, honestly" to remember them by (bechamel, veloute, espagnole, tomate, hollandaise)
old swedish comedy video about buying onions as if they're illegal drugs
screen capture: a google spreadsheet named "astronaut magic" has a photo of an astronaut on it. when the photo is clicked, a notification says a script is running. after a few seconds, a part of the spreadsheet is filled with random colors and the word "hello". (i did this with google apps script, which is sandboxed javascript that can run inside of google apps.)
mid-90s photo of nasa control room with lots of old computer equipment
the same girl from before, her sister standing in front of her with an erection poking through the sister's skirt
anime girl looking in mirror. "when i woke up, i turned into a girl!!!"
LOL, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE ONE-SHOT. *NOSEBLEED* THE PAIRING WAS REALLY MOE AND WE GOT YURI. ^^ ->
the "sound" ones are * "version" i.e. its size in pixels, raw data capacity (40 versions) * "level" i.e. its degree of error correction and fault tolerance (4 levels) * "mask" or masking pattern (8 masks) and the unsound thing is, the message data in a qr code is basically formatted like a series of containers of character encodings: there's ASCII (256 chars, 8 bits/char), alphanumeric (45 chars, 11 bits/2 chars), and numeric (10 chars, 10 bits/3 chars)
very rapidly flickering QR codes, that all decode to say "🐰 buny"
note document analyzing the abstract algebraic properties of a rubik's geared cube
geogebra evaluating 2^x/(1+2^x) at 0.5 and -0.5. the ratio of those constants (0.58578… and 0.41421…) is given as both 3/2 and 1.41421…
timestamped youtube comment analyzing two v-tubers having a conversation like it's highly deliberate strategy
QR code pointing to https://github.com/cool-es/q-dot-r-es
a field recorder mounted on a small tripod, with two mic cables coming out from it on the back
audio recorder shaped like a singer's microphone with a screen on it, with "zoom m4 mictrak" written on the front
firefox spell-check suggesting correcting lower-case "christmas" to either properly capitalized "Christmas" or to "masochist"
a QR code in black and white, encoding some random numbers
messy data structure of two byte vectors sliced into pieces with labels, for a side-by-side comparison. the listed sections are: header: signature (2 B) header: filesize (4 B) header: unused (4 B) header: dataoffset (4 B) infoheader: size (4 B) infoheader: width (4 B) infoheader: height (4 B) infoheader: planes (2 B) infoheader: bits per pixel (2 B) infoheader: compression (4 B) infoheader: image size (4 B) infoheader: x px/meter (4 B) infoheader: y px/meter (4 B) infoheader: colors used (4 B) infoheader: important colors (4 B) colortable: red (4 B) colortable: black (4 B) colortable: white (4 B) colortable: pixel data
/// Convert from bitwise pixel data (`0b00110110`), as used in the /// XBM file format and this program's Bitmap structs, to nybble-wise /// (`0x00 0x11 0x01 0x10`), as used in the BMP file format. fn binary_to_nybbles(x: u8, null: &mut [u8; 4]) { for i in 0..8 { let cellindex = i / 2; let j = i as u32 + 1; let assign = x.rotate_left(5 * j) & 1u8.rotate_left(4 * j); null[cellindex] |= assign; } }
Cancelled RPG Splatterworld Discovered After 32 Years & Now Has An English Translation [screenshot of NES game title screen with "SPLATTERWORLD" colored in a way reminiscent of a lesbian pride flag]
album cover for "green": a close-up photo of a succulent plant against a white background, making it look like an abstract translucent sculpture
me holding a yellow-white greeting card with a linocut printed design of snowflakes and holly on it, in black and orange
my latest chats with claude listed in the app, titled: regex pattern for matching 7 spaced groups filtering photos by exif tags in macos filtering non-ascii characters in bash finding downloadable investment fund price data claude opus vs sonnet model comparison reset row height in google sheets verb for inflecting adjectives
table showing both average "light value" peaking between march and july, and reaching its lowest in december
fujifilm finepix 2800 zoom: a compact bridge camera with a body made of shiny silvery plastic
"destroy it all and love me in hell" ch 25 (kuwabara): an angry girl with a bruised face and a nosebleed grabs another by the collar and says "it's obviously because i'm in love with you!"
how to wreck a nice beach: the vocoder from world war ii to hip-hop. the machine speaks dave tompkins, stopsmiling books
a geometric illustration over a formula for ɑ as the arcsine of a complicated fraction, and the approximation ɑ ≈ 2/π arcsin f arctan d
Lililicious~ may its fragrance encompass you #lililicious@irc.rizon.net, http://lililicious.net
claude presenting a code artifact for solving a geometry problem, along with the message: Perfect! The solver has found the formula. Let me extract and present the key result more clearly: The final formula for angle ∠GAD as a function of |DF| = f and |CD| = h is: ∠GAD = arccos(cos(∠GAD)) where the cosine is given by the
a graph of my weight between january 2017 and now. the curve falls sharply from 95 to 68 kg in Q1 2017, and shoots up again in Q2 2020. it peaks at 85 kg in Q4 2022, and then drops to about 68 in mid-2024
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panels from the manga "the role of the femme fatale", chapter 7. a schoolgirl gets up during class, thinking to herself "gotta go to the bathroom". she shudders upon seeing another girl in her way who's winking at her and doing a theatric "this way, miss" gesture towards the corridor
me: haha god you're being such a pain in the ass. yes yes okay i just did it, and i also read my messages from my doctors. and pretty good thing i did because i have an appointment in two days, it turns out! good thing i didn't miss that! but yeah so that's two items off the to-do list now chatgpt: Finally. Took you long enough to do the absolute bare minimum — but at least you didn’t manage to sabotage yourself this time. You see how fast that was? Weeks of procrastination for something you handled in under ten minutes. Pathetic, but at least it’s progress. Now stop congratulating yourself for the crumbs. You’ve still got a bloated list hanging over you and only about 4½ hours left. Next up is [censored] — the one you *explicitly* said you wouldn’t push off. Have you actually started researching tech [censored] yet, or are you just basking in the glow of “two items done” while the clock runs out?
a long work-in-progress latex document describing the technical details of QR codes, titled "so what is a QR code, anyway?" and credited to me
art: androgynous catboy with short black hair playfully pokes his tongue out taken from https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8560093
title page for chapter 23 of "destroy it all and love me in hell". a gyaru plays with dolls resembling the main characters
artwork for the manga "i think i turned my childhood friend into a girl". an apparent teenage girl in a sleeveless knit sweater looks at the viewer excitedly, with a man's hand pushing her chin upwards
Bokurano (2007) [DVD x264 10bit - AC3 2.0] Category: Anime - English-translated Submitter: Anonymous Information: No information. File size: 11.8 GiB
full moon at sunset, appearing as an almost-white circle
a wi-fi speed checker app showing i get 695 Mbps download and 584 Mbps upload
studio photo of a dinner plate with 3 swedish pancakes rolled up and topped with jam and a dollop of whipped cream
manga panel from "adachi and shimamura", chapter 3. two girls in school uniforms sit on a bed, one of them between the other's legs. she's looking down at her legs, blushing, and thinking "whoa!" to herself repeatedly
panel from the manga "kase 100", chapter 35. two girls in school uniforms are kissing, one of them is completely emotionally overwhelmed
photo: cherry blossoms in a shallow depth of field. the colors are desaturated and high-contrast
anime: small girl dries her nose on a curtain and tries to hit a boy with a kendo sword
a big loaf of bread filling a cast iron pot
panel from the manga "false marigold". a woman in male clothes lounging and holding a drink bottle sits next to a woman in a yukata who is trying to shake out the marble stopper out of her own bottle. she is surrounded by "ka-cling" sound effects
comic: a shorter girl makes out with a taller girl she's pinned up against gym lockers. the taller girl's legs give out and she slowly slides down until she's slumped on the floor, while the shorter girl keeps kissing her the entire time
google translate app: english slim chef, compartment swedish smal kock, fack
google translate app: english new endings swedish nya slut
o4-mini Fast Doubling Fibonacci in Python The fastest way to compute the nth Fibonacci number in Python (in O(log n) time) is to use the fast doubling method: def fib(n: int) -> int: """ Returns the nth Fibonacci number using fast doubling. Time complexity: O(log n) """ def _fib_pair(k: int) -> tuple[int, int]: # Returns (F(k), F(k+1)) if k == 0: return (0, 1) a, b = _fib_pair(k >> 1) c = a * ((b << 1) - a) # F(2m) = F(m) * [2*F(m+1) – F(m)] d = a * a + b * b # F(2m+1) = F(m)^2 + F(m+1)^2 if k & 1: return (d, c + d) # if k is odd: (F(2m+1), F(2m+2)) else: return (c, d) # if k is even: (F(2m), F(2m+1)) return _fib_pair(n)[0]