Parker

@estinien.gay

441 Followers 223 Following

i'm old and i'm tired, don't be a piece of shit

A short blonde dog is sitting on a black kitchen mat and looking upwards at a piece of cheese that is being held just outside of frame. Her tail is wagging so hard that it's a blur.
Discord user posting "REST IN PISS LINDSEY GRAHAM" with three fireworks emoji and a gif of dancing crabs
Two elezen women are standing in a bar in the Crystarium. One has blonde hair in a long ponytail and pale skin and is wearing a lilac purple dress with a brown corset. One of her hands is up near her face as if she's tucking hair behind her ear. The other woman is tan with white hair and is wearing a simple green tunic with a white apron across the front. Her left hand is resting on the other woman's forearm and the two are leaning in close to each other, deep in conversation.
Screenshots of the upstairs of the house in Legend of Mana. There are wooden beams, a light wood floor, and a bed cubby built into the wall. There are various houseplants and a tea set on a small table. It is small and cozy.
A Charr player in Guild Wars 2 named Zenos Galbus that looks eerily similar to Zenos from Final Fantasy XIV. He's grilling steak and kebabs on a grill.
A video recording from Guild Wars 2. A charr jumps off a building and three translucent whales begin to swim on either side and underneath him as he glides through the air. A few translucent seahorses follow the retinue.
An elezen woman is sitting at a poolside bench wearing a low cut lilac purple dress. She's looking at the camera and winking. A large roegadyn man is in the background with his back to the camera, showing off his muscles.
A large Charr with light brown and blonde fur, wearing a dark purple speedo and matching shoes, as well as small round sunglasses, is standing on a bridge in a bamboo forest. A small brown otter is standing beside him.
A large norn man in Guild Wars 2, dressed in a pink and purple dress, is undergoing a magical girl transformation, with special heart effects.
A tall blonde elezen standing in Uldah, in a darkly lit stone room, with her left hand on her hip and her right arm resting in a neutral position. She's wearing a sleeveless dark purple dress with a high lace collar.
A screenshot of housing ward 23 in the Goblet on the Rafflesia server. Every house is owned by players all named Society Usage-i going up to Society Usage-xxi.
A small elderly Yorkshire Terrier is sitting on a blue blanket decorated with red, blue, and green toadstools. His tongue is hanging out the right side of his mouth. The words "STINKY BATHED" are across the bottom of the photo in all gold, like the victory text in Dark Souls.
A monstrous dark-grey wolf in Final Fantasy XIV with many mouths full of sharp teeth and many glowing white eyes.
Screenshot of a Bluesky thread, May 28, 2026. tiffanylockheart.bsky.social: We weren't friends lol people deserve to get a support system and get help for therapy. skellahead.bsky.social: Sorry, you're defending a pedophile that you're not friends with but you didn't want to abandon* I'd hate for people to get that misconstrued as friendship. That's the real crux of the issue here, truly. theraggedqueen.bsky.social: Yeah man, people help their friends when they fuck up. Being someone's friend is equal parts calling them out when necessary but also helping them. You'd know that if you had any.
A small yorkie that looks more like a mutated rat hanging out in a hot pink and black pet carrier.
A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons. A red and pink owl named Celeste is talking to the player character about shooting stars while a scorpion is moving around behind them.
"Congratulations! The United States Department of Education has forgiven all or a portion of your federal student loan(s) with MOHELA as you successfully met the requirements of the Public Service Loan Forgiveness (PSLF) or Temporary Expanded Public Service Loan Forgiveness (TEPSLF) program. Thank you for your public service!"
A screenshot of the login screen for Final Fantasy 11.
A small Cocker Spaniel named Sugar looking up at the camera. She has black fur with a lot of grey around her muzzle and down her chest due to her age. Her tail is wagging and is a blur in the photo.
A bear t-posing in Bree.
A summoner from Excalibur in party chat says, "honestly, do people have to take everything so negatively? what i simple (sic) meant was to stop bitching, just enjoy the game." A dancer replies with "No one was bitching until you started??" A white mage replies with "l bozo." A scholar replies with "Your mom enjoyed my game last night."
A screenshot showing 4027 player commendations for my character.
A blonde dog that is some kind of Corgi mix, with her fur shaved short, wearing a pink polka dot bandana around her neck. She is photoshopped into a field of dandelions.
The first inventory page of a retainer in Final Fantasy XIV. It is filled with different materia.
Justin Timberlake staring scarily at the camera with the the text "IT'S GONNA BE MAY" overlayed.
A screenshot of text from Final Fantasy XIV. Line 1: Duty pop: Duty Roulette Line 2: You have left the sanctuary. Line 3: Ophelie: o/ Line 4: (Player name redacted): Hi everyone! Remember to eat your foodz, then you can grow BIG-N-Strong...just like me ;-) Loli Princess Strong!!! Line 5: The Thousand Maws of Toto-Rak has ended.
A screenshot of a Discord DM. I sent a gif of an elderly woman banging her hand on the glass window of a door on a public bus, and underneath is the text "are you taking gpose comms"
A screenshot of an adventurer plate in Final Fantasy XIV. There is information about the player's character, but the most important bit is the search info that reads, "A Goofy Movie is 31 years old."
A screenshot of Estinien from Final Fantasy XIV. His silver hair is in a ponytail with bangs framing his face. He's wearing dark blue mail armor with gold trim. He has on a pair of sunglasses with pink, white, and blue easter eggs around the frame.
A player in the Puppet's Bunker raid in Final Fantasy XIV. They are standing in a very small safe spot surrounded by puddles of fire.
A screenshot of a notification on Reddit. There is a small circular icon of a trophy to the left of the text. The text reads, "Achievement unlocked! You unlocked the Elder achievement in the TwoBestFriendsPlay community. Check it out."
A screenshot of three achievements acquired in World of Warcraft. "My Shady Nemesis," "Lighting the Dark," and "Let Me Solo Him: Nullaeus." All achieved by beating Nullaeus in the ?? tier delve while it is still current patch content.
A photo of the rear window of a red Jeep stopped at a traffic light. There is so much pollen on the rear window that someone was able to use their finger to write "I took a big poop" and "I just shit" on the window.
A screenshot of Astalor Bloodsworn, a blood elf NPC in World of Warcraft. He has long blonde hair, glowing green eyes, and is wearing an outfit with glowing red effects on the chest and shoulders. He is standing in a darkly lit room. There is a special action button just under him on the screen that has a tooltip which reads, "Submit to Astalor."
A screenshot of three lines of text in World of Warcraft. The first line is Decimus saying "How terrible." The second line is a player saying "ngl I'd bang decimus like a screen door in a hurricane." The third line is myself responding with "REAL."
A screenshot of a character from Star Wars: The Old Republic. A human man with dark brown hair and brown eyes.
A screenshot of my adventurer plate from Final Fantasy XIV. The search info at the bottom says "a goofy movie is 30 years old."