Steph Langley

@eternity-ae.bsky.social

1211 Followers 1766 Following

Your friendly neighborhood subversive with a specialization in network security, shitposting since 1986 (non-binary)

Wait, you guys are getting dental ?!
Casey Tatum performing
The lettuce virus
Ahhh a penis!
It's cyclospora
Please sir, may I have some less.
Libraries turning into drug infested sex dens.
It's shitty
It's Shitty, the lettuce virus!
It's the diarrhea dipstick!
Clip from South park. A proper explanation would be a wall of text.
It's name is "Shitty"
Squirrels wrestling
EAT PANT
Grizzlebee's cookie loaf. From an episode of Sealab 2021.
A picture of a hat that read "shimps" and has an embroidered image of three "shimps"
Natural Harvest, a collection of semen based recipes.
Fence goes up at the ol poop swamp.
No squirrel bones!!
No squirrel bones, please.
Asshats driving on an unfinished paint job.
MJ and his most famous quote, fuck them kids.
Cracking open a boy with the cold ones.
Seriously going to bat for Disney is fucking weird. Even for a spam trash account this is pretty pathetic.
Krusty asking "is there a labour crisis in America today.
Young raccoon in my maple tree.
A picture of a stack of children's literature, one book is titled "Sniff the Detective".
lol
An e-rig
Friday night.
Turd
Almost certainly full of cockroaches.
It's fartin' Gary from the episode of Mr Show, called "Operation Hell on Earth".
Shitty roomba
A little ditty bout Jack and Diane, two American kids doin some wacky religious bullshit. Also see 200 mile long river of blood? Like what in the legitimate fuck is going on.
Go sports
Joker about to swallow a few people
My flirting skills on display
Cat angry as fuk
Poop back and forth forever
This is America.
Frank is the carbon monoxide detector
There's no such thing as books! you shouldn't read!! Look out it's coming right for you ahhhhh.
This snail has seen enough, yeeeeeesh.
A shot from June 2023
Hero.
A hero. Fuck ice.
Oh man, where to start. Ok so the text says "the PCP is pretty good too" and underneath is a family of ducks. Yeah.
Out the back window.
-21. 7:28 am
Banana
Owl.
None of these drugs get you high.
Banana
Banana of the day.
Helicopter moving giant F
Some kid, I dunno? 🤷
This is Squirrel Bill. He is not allowed in the house.
Pumpkins n shit.