Etrigan (unrelated)

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Board gamer, audio drama fan, leftist veteran, Springfielder by birth, Michigan flavor by marriage, Trojan by the grace of god. he/him

The movie poster for "Five Weeks in a Balloon", a movie adaptation of Jules Verne's first published novel. A red-and-orange striped balloon is at the center, with various pics of the stars in wild adventure at the corners. It had Barbara Eden, so it couldn't've been all bad.
The "No take, only throw!" meme, but it's: "Give me $1.37B in B1G rights fees" "Time to compete in the B1G" "No compete! Only rights fees!"
A Taylor Farms Caesar Chopped Kit that is 40% off!
Cast (in credits order) verified as complete Robert Redford -- Our Man Composer (just to show that was the end of the Cast list)
The movie poster for "Mr. Wrong". Ellen DeGeneres is in a wedding dress and screaming toward the camera in fear. Bill Pullman menacingly narrows his eyes at the camera, leaning in creepily at her. The tag line is "He loved her from afar. It wasn't far enough."
Jasper Beardly says "That's a detachin'" as he narrows his eyes and holds a paddle.
The cover of “No Time Like the Past” by Jodi Taylor. A clock spirals into the distance at the bottom, and London burns at the top.
The Death of Us by Abigail Dean. We see a woman, her hands on the back of her head, from behind, in black and white behind the title. An orange tear cuts the cover in half. "A page-turner par excellence, written with unobtrusive brilliance [and] full of sharply observed lines... THE DEATH OF US lives up to the hype." -STEPHEN KING Despite King being the featured blurb, it is not a (supernatural) horror book, despite being as harrowing as much of his work.
A film by Christopher Nolan THE ODYSSEY all in a normal English typeface
A screenshot of TW posting literally one second before I did.
Detroit, Michigan, US Air Quality... View Alert > 698 US AQI* Hazardous Main pollutant: PM2.5 425 micrograms/cubic meter 26 degrees (Celsius), wind south 10 km/h, humidity 63%
384 - Hazardous Air quality index is 384, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.
The Merge by Grace Walker. A human face, eye closed, is mostly covered in smears of paint or light. The effect is as unsettling as you think.
“The Names” by Florence Knapp. A flower with three different blossoms sprouts before a blurry green landscape. The blurb at top says “The extraordinary novel that asks: Can a name change the course of a life?” The blurb at bottom says “Profound… startlingly joyful.” from the Washington Post.
Bethany England, her blond hair up, AirPods in, and a backpack.
From the “USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS TWEET” account: Biden fucked the job so badly he had to be replaced at the last minute, by his own party Paul Skenes is dumbfounded by the post above this one
From Wikipedia: Darlene Graham was born in 1964. Graham's mother died when she was twelve years old; her father died fifteen months later. After their deaths, Graham's brother, Lindsey, arranged for her to live with her aunt and uncle in Seneca, South Carolina. Prior to joining the Air Force, he adopted her. Lindsey taught her to spell her name as Darline. She graduated from the College of Charleston with a Bachelor of Science in sociology in 1989.
Jayson Conner, 48, and Jeffrey Newman, 58, Die; Gave Thousands of Backpacks to Those in Need The couple, who died within a few days of each other, provided needed supplies, like socks and wet wipes, to people living on New York City's streets. [A photo of two men. The one to our left has his eyes closed and is smiling. The one to our right has his eyes open and is smiling. They are outside, a blurry flower in the foreground.] Jeffrey Newman, left, and Jayson Conner in an undated photo. The couple, who lived in Queens, started a nonprofit that distributed more than 180,000 backpacks filled with essentials to unhoused people. photo courtesy of Jewlia Connor
The Conglomeration enjoys a refreshing snack break in the middle of a cage match, courtesy of Willow Nightingale.
Extreme closeup showing that Marsha Blackburn’s campaign treasurer is Glenn “Kane” Jacobs, who is exactly the kind of “principled conservative” who has always been exactly as shitty and racist as the world around them allowed them to be.
A Bluesky search screen looking for "from: me fuck" and claiming that I have never sworn On Here.
Trending 1. Falcons 2. VA Controversy 3. James Corden
Man shows his Egyptian wife Stonehenge and she says "this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak".
John Roberts plainly does not want to go down as the Chief Justice under whom this Supreme Court became hopelessly divided, with the automatic 6–3, the automatic pro-conservative outcome. And he has gone out of his way to broker outcomes within the Court to wheel and deal. Aren’t you describing politics? Yeah, listen, don’t get me wrong,
Travis Kelce, aged 22, in his fourth year at the University of Cincinnati (from which he would obtain a degree some eleven years later), tweets "I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy".
The cover of "Saevus Corak Gets Away With Murder" by K.J. Parker (actually Tom Holt). A yellow-brown full-face knight's helmet looks at the reader from behind the title, which is rendered in several different typefaces.
The cover of “A Trail Through Time” by Jodi Taylor. A clockface spirals into itself in the bottom half. The frozen Thames, with people and tents playing on the ice, is at the top half.
The iOS Mail app telling me I have six hundred and nineteen unread emails.
Meetup.com Search “board games”
Shawn Michaels retires* Ric Flair
Three people in cowboy hats with guitars standing in a cotton field. The middle/front one is blonde and female-presenting, the other two are bearded and male-presenting.
Orange Cassidy hands out the orange slices that Willow Nightingale packed for the Conglomeration at AEW Forbidden Door.
The cover of “All Hail Chaos” by Sarah Rees Brennan. The Emperor sprawls on an evil throne, barely clad in blue, a huge fucking sword in his right hand. Blood drips from it all.
Tom Hanks yelling “There’s no laughing at the lake!” at Bitty Schram.
You can’t tell from this, but those are like three feet tall. Capybara, avocado, labubus, etc.
The Syracuse Orange, but in front of a TCU banner and with the caption “Super Frog”
BREAK & RUN RUN ALL BALLS AFTER BREAK IN ANY ORDER MISS OR SCRATCH ENDS GAME CALL YOUR SHOTS WINNER GETS CHOICE VISA 12 & UNDER RUN 3 BALLS 13 & UP RUN 4 BALLS
Egg Roll Diva Corned beef egg rolls Crab Rangoon egg rolls Jamaican jerk chicken egg rolls Southwestern chicken egg rolls Vegan southwestern egg rolls
Leonardo DiCaprio points in recognition.
A Girl Scout Samoa cookie, held upside down.
The cover of “Offerings for Ordinary Gods”. A face, mostly covered by a red hood. Smoke rises from between two hands, spread in an offering pose.
A sign that says: 14425 Sheldon Road → Shipping & Receiving → Medical Vehicles → Employee Parking → Soccer Fields
92% Woke 8% Chud 47% Techbro 53% Neo-Luddite 58% Hopepilled 42% Doomer 80% Davos 20% Dubai YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Zohran Mamdani britmonkey.com
“I just watched 'Mad Max: Fury Road' again last week, and I tell you I couldn't direct 30 seconds of that. I'd put a gun in my mouth. I don't understand how [George Miller] does that, I really don't, and it's my job to understand it. I don't understand two things: I don't understand how they're not still shooting that film and I don't understand how hundreds of people aren't dead.
A woman is lying in bed wondering what her partner is thinking. He is thinking "goose value 74".
Trending post [name obscured] Northville Hills Really? No to Data Centers, but Yes to Another Meijer? A low-res picture of a Meijer behind a shipping container.
A post-it note on a fridge that says “If you take the last soda, look up and put a new case in fridge.”
The front of a blue T-shirt with a yellow butterfly. Lightning bolts come from the top and bottom.
Nicola Glencross is one of five scary figures in the Wyatt Sicks.
Nikki A.S.H. holds aloft her newly won Raw Women’s Championship belt.
Nicola “Nikki A.S.H.” Glencross, a woman in a blue and gold superhero outfit with butterflies on her chest and kneepads. She wears a mask that covers her eyes only. She is standing in a wrestling ring before a large audience.
The cover of “How to Solve Your Own Murder” by Kristen Perrin. Black birds roost on the title, which floats over an imposing black mansion. A single feminine figure approaches the house. Skeletal trees are on either side.
A flyer for Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate campaign bragging about how Michigan he is, because racists gonna racist.
The book “A Parade of Horribles” by Matt Dinniman. A caped figure stands atop a food truck with a tommy gun at the front. A cat in sunglasses sits in the front of the truck looking at us. Hands clutch around the top of the book. A meatball with eyes, legs, and a mouth sits in the O of “Horribles”. Eight skulls adorn the top right corner.
A young woman holding a drink, smiling up at the heavens, captioned "Girl who is 'going to be okay'".
Evil Z, a wrestler in a blue mask giving us double thumbs down.
Eddie Murphy in Coming To America.
A BoardGameArena.com screenshot, wherein the villainous EtriganZola is leading Dr Chimpanzee 5-0 at Pickomino.
A Health app screenshot showing that I weigh, for the first time in recent memory, 205 pounds.
Graffiti reading “Un [croatian]o nace donde le da su c#!$@7&a gana!” A Croatian is born wherever he fucking pleases!