Euan

@euan.bsky.social

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ah to be young again! and also a robot (he/him)

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Drafts showing a post with the video of Bjørge Lillelien’s commentary at the end of Norway’s 2-1 victory over England in 1981
Euan @euan.bsky.social i think Amanda Knox is probably innocent but i find how much she wants to be famous very off-putting
a man with a t-shirt reading ‘Scottish Sickos’ waving a burning American flag saying ‘AYE... HA HA HA... AYE!’
Daniel Storey @danielstorey85 NEW: President Trump: - Confirms that he intervened with FIFA - Says his respect for FIFA invidual he spoke to has "risen tenfold" - Accuses the referee of being "suspect" - Says that he knows sports really well and knows it wasn't a foul - But didn't know what a red card meant
Drafts 2m the 48 team World Cup is absurd, because you have titans like Cabo Verde facing off against teams just there to make up the numbers like Argentina
The Telegraph @Telegraph 'Andy Burnham is not so much King of the North as Slayer of the South. His government will fail, but not before inflicting immense damage on London and the Home Counties' Read the comment in full by @AllisterHeath Burnham has declared war on the South. Your homes and savings are no longer safe ALLISTER HEATH
“I fear that traditional sporting rivalries mean it may be too much to hope that the devoted Tartan Army of yours will now cheer with full voice for the three other realms still in contention, but my wife and I nonetheless wish England, Australia and Canada the very best of luck for the battles ahead."
Your Results 89% Woke / 11% Chud 41%Techbro / 59% Neo-Luddite 50%Hopepilled / 50%Doomer 80% Davos / 20% Dubai YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Zohran Mamdani
The Alliance for Responsible Citizenship (ARC) is an international consortium whose aim is to unite conservative voices and propose policy based on traditional Western values. It is associated with psychologist and political commentator Jordan Peterson. It was founded in June 2023, with a London conference held in October of that year. It was funded with £1 million from hedge fund manager and GB News co-owner Paul Marshall in 2023, and a further $500,000 from pharmaceuticals CEO Derick Cooper in 2025.
I don't really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead
United States vs Bosnia-Herzegovina 1am Thursday 2nd July
Scottish Labour @ScottishLabour Follow It's Super Bowl night! Let's bring the NFL to Scotland
'Kemi Badenoch is the UK's most impressive politician' Kevin McKenna
Scullion confirmed that Murrell had enough money of his own to repay the £400,310.65 he stole from the SNP
foulserpent love when people become so online in spaces like this where marginalized people are actually the ones dominating the conversations, that they forget what its like in the real world and start making positivity posts for things that are literally 100% unchallenged and normalized irl foulserpent let men be masculine
How Burnham could become PM around 17 July Jessica Elgot Jessica Elgot is the Guardian's deputy political editor. 11 If there are no challengers then you can expect Andy Burnham to be prime minister on or around 17 July. Keir Starmer said that Labour's governing body - the national executive committee - will open nominations on 9 July and that the process will be concluded by the summer recess which is expected on 16 July. Two members of NEC confirm to the Guardian that Burnham can be prime minister by the following day - 17 July - though it could be the following Monday when parliament is in recess. If there is a contest, all bets are off - but Starmer said he expects that to conclude by September.
Keir Starmer approve 22 neither 13 disapprove 64 net -42 John Swinney approve 32 neither 17 disapprove 49 net -17
the Grinch listening to the Whos signing
Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons
bunting reading NO SCOTLAND, STILL PARTY! with a pint of Tennant’s
Table showing Scotland’s World Cup Group with Scotland at the top with 3 points, Morocco and Brazil on 1, and Haiti on 0
Scotland top from Lidl, Navy Blue with a Scottish Football Association Crest in the centre with a polka dot saltire surrounding it
Anas Sarwar & @AnasSarwar The attack in Belfast was shocking and those responsible must face the full force of the law. People have the right to raise legitimate concerns, but violence, racism and disorder have no place in Scotland and only serve to divide our communities. We are strongest when we stand together.
Phoebe Bridgers (indie folk) Friday, November 27 OVO Hydro, Glasgow ffo: Boygenius, Big Thief & Bon Iver
Ben Walker @BNHWalker It's the Reform almost coming second among 2014 Yes voters that's the underappreciated story for me . @YouGov • 5h / How Scotland voted at the 2026 Holyrood election: our new study breaks down how Scottish voters cast their ballots in last month's seismic election by all the key demographic and political ...
Adam Morris @AdamMorrisEdin Thread on my Scotsman piece on why there'll have to be a snap Holyrood election within 18 months XEvents of the last few weeks have mired the ruling SNP in illegality. They're punchdrunk, bedraggled, and can't limp on in government. Their own MSPs will recognise this soon too. Adam Morris @AdamMorrisEdin In the Greens and Reform we now have 32 renegade MSPs. Unwhippable, unpredictable, and there to disrupt and little else. Good laugh in the short term, but unsustainable for much longer. Holyrood's never had mavericks on this scale.
BBC Question Time V @bbcquestiontime Follow ... Tonight Question Time features an imagined Al panel made up of historical figures who shaped the modern world Watch the #bbcqt Al special now on @BBCiPlayer and @BBCNews to see what our REAL panel have to say on Al, including how it can blur the lines between reality and fakery AI generated Winston Churchill
Craig Murray @CraigMurrayOrg Now Peter Murrell pled guilty, I can tell you without contempt of court Alex Salmond told me this: when Murrell ran Alex' office in NE Scotland 20+ years ago, Murrell stole a sum from party funds. Alex replaced it with his own money and protected Murrell who had problems. I told Alex his kindness was admirable and covering for Murrell I understood, but continuing to employ him was nuts. I do not doubt Alex was telling me the truth but obviously I can offer no proof. If memory serves it was £500 - a substantial sum at the time.
Swinney leads after first vote with Cole-Hamilton eliminated The results of the first round of voting are: Alex Cole-Hamilton - 10 Russell Findlay - 12 Gillian Mackay - 15 Malcolm Offord - 17 Anas Sarwar - 17 John Swinney - 57 As no candidate has an overall majority, we move to a second vote with Cole-Hamilton eliminated
Dave Doogan MP @DaveDooganSNP Unionist MP's must put aside their party politics and support @theSNP's amendment to the King's Speech today. With our amendment we will prioritise domestic production of oil and gas while continuing to advance renewables and the just transition. LABOUR WANT TO BAN NEW OIL AND GAS LICENCES. THE TORIES WANT TO ABANDON NET ZERO. SCOTLAND'S ENERGY THE SNP WILL PROTECT JOBS AND ENERGY SECURITY.
an angry man labelled LABOUR MEMBERS, ALL BUT 40 LABOUR MPS, says ‘I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE’ to a small child labelled ‘Wes Streeting’ who is saying ‘Í i want to be prime minister’
"Parents are often deeply insecure about how their children eat, and it can be devastatingly personal," writes Helen Zoe Veit in Picky: How American Children Became the Fussiest Eaters in History, a book whose title alone raised my blood pressure. I was ready to tell Helen to fuck off before I read a single page. How dare she speak to me in that tone? How dare she imply I haven't done everything I possibly can to make this kid eat his broccoli? You don't know my life, Helen.
Neil Findlay @Neilsocialist 2/2 My preference is for a two question ref Q1. Do you want constitutional change Y/N Q2. Do you want Independence or Devo Max
The Herald @heraldscotland Follow 'Democratically wrong': SNP veteran warns over shunning Reform MSPs
two still depicting a scene from from Jurassic Park THIS GUY'S MOTIVATED BY A STRONG PERSONAL SENSE OF PUBLIC DUTY SEE, NOBODY CARES
THE MYTH OF "Consensual Lesbianism" a photo of two lesbians with cartoon speech bubbles saying “I consent” a photo of Joanna Cherry saying “I don’t” Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?
'BIG LIZARD LIZZIE' Rookie trans Green MSP blasted over 'disgraceful' comments about late Queen Oliver Norton, Reporter Published: 21:41, 9 May 2026
Craig Murray with a beard
Danny DeVito C @DannyDeVito edited [Sir Keir Starmer] retire bitch 6:40 AM • Mar 3, 2013
the Glasgow Greens
Angus Robertson @AngusRobertson Edinburgh Central is a two-horse race between @theSNP and the Tories. Thanks to campaign team in Dumbiedykes on Scotland's Energy Campaign Day #SP26 #VoteSNP
A man being interviewed saying ‘I Refuse’ when has topic between economic stability and LGBT rights
General Hux from Star Wars Rise of Skywalker saying I don’t care if we win, I just need anyone remotely left-wing to lose
Professor Sir John Curtice Polling expert It is clear that the Labour party is losing plenty of seats to Reform. One might therefore conclude that it is Reform who are doing the most damage to Labour in terms of the vote. However, that is not the pattern that is emerging from the results in the BBC's "key wards" A sharp fall in Labour's performance is accompanied more often by an above average Green performance than it is by a strong Reform performance. Meanwhile, it is the Conservatives who appear to be suffering most where Reform is advancing most. It should be remembered that Labour may often lose seats to Reform because it is losing votes to the Greens, while the Conservatives are losing votes to Reform. The net effect can be that Labour end up losing a seat to Reform.
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As part of our assessment, we considered the fact that the word "Alba" is the Scottish Gaelic word for "Scotland". As our guidance says on page 13, the word "Scotland" (and translations of that word) can be used with another word or expression except for the name or description of a party already registered in the relevant part of the UK. There is no other registered party name or description called "Party", and so the word "Alba" is properly qualified in the name "Alba Party".
Holyrood Sources @Holyrood Sources "The influence of Nicola Sturgeon on the SNP manifesto is far greater than I expected" @akmaciver points out that the SNP's manifesto policies are very similar to those of Nicola Sturgeon's: there is a great focus on social issues, but not so much on the economy... how much of an impact does the former First Minister still have on the party?
The Green Party Can you post for the Greens today?
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Workers Party Scotla... @WP_Scotland Follow Great turnout for this year's May Day march in Glasgow. Credit to the Trades Council for organising, just mind the Ukraine flags! winking face emoji
Workers Party Scotland @WP_Scotland "Can you imagine? All the stumers that have statues in Glasgow. Dukes and duchesses, kings and queens! People who wouldn't have been given house room by the great people of this city, but there's no John Maclean." Our leader @georgegalloway gives his support for Donald Anderson and the @MacLeanCampaign from Moscow's Red Square. You've got our full backing Donald #VoteWorkersParty Video still of George Galloway in Red Square, Moscow
Lack Polanski. Horrendous attack in Golders Green. Thinking of the victims, their families and everyone who will once again be shaken by this attack. Thank you to all of those involved with the emergency response.
MEET THE WORKERS CANDIDATES! GEORGE GALLOWAY "My life has been one long war, but I've always known which side / stand on: the side of the workers and those who fall victim to empire, whether British or American." CATHERINE MCKERNAN "Conscription is coming in. In Scotland, there were conscription riots. In Scottish schools, we need to be teaching Scottish history. We will stand again against the conscription of our people for a UK war." DAVID HENRY "The Scottish government owns Prestwick airport which is being used to refuel America and RAF bombers. We own it. We can ban them. Let's start with that." YVONNE RIDLEY "On the flotilla, we tried to open a humanitarian corridor to get aid into Gaza. We will sail again and come hell or high water, we will succeed." LAURA JONES "We need mass council house building, a national housing company, and tunctioning homeless services to protect the most vulnerable in society." ABU MERON "Our communities are strong, our people are hard working, but the system is not working for us, and will not change unless we change it” NO TO CORRUPTION NO TO CONSCRIPTION NO TO WAR