John Edwards

@euclidianboxes.bsky.social

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A view from Google Streetview showing Spider-man and The Hand (a bunch of ninja like people dressed in red) on a street in New York.
A fake Now cover saying "Now something something something. Unforgettable" which is a reference to Red Dwarf and Rimmer not knowing the full Richard III speech, but lauding it anyway.
Frasier Crane speaking to the press where he accidentally says executed instead of exonerated.
A video of me 'playing' the Lego Donkey Kong arcade machine. Barrels roll down the platforms, Mario jumps over them and moves left and right.
A Lego version of the Donkey Kong arcade machine. It has a blue base with a white horizontal stripe. Then on a red flat area it has a central joystick, a barrel shaped lever on the left and a jump button on the right. The main body is a layout of girder platforms zigzagging up, with various ladders and hammers. Mario, Donkey Kong and Pauline are on the machine and the top has Donkey Kong spelled out in Lego.
A wet looking road in Bangor. There are trees in the background which are probably appreciating this.
Hans Moleman from The Simpsons saying "I was saying 3D-yes"
Signs advertising a Pokémon Go event in Shoreditch where you could get a free coffee and maybe win a trip to Japan.
A dried out golf course, darker lines are visible which show where practice trenches had been dug over 100 years ago
A screenshot from Pokémon Go showing the explorer gadget item. It has a limit of 35 Pokémon and Pokéstops today. Text says "Automatically throw Pokéballs and spin Pokéstops while exploring with Pokémon Go closed. You can use it once daily."
A very brown golf course with darker regular looking lines making patterns of steps and curves on the dried out fairways.
Link from the game Twilight Princess. Posing with a sword and shield, reminiscent facially to the picture of the actor shown in the message this is a reply to.
It works like this. Phrenology, as everyone knows, is a way of reading someone's character, aptitude and abilities by examining the bumps and hollows on their head. Therefore - according to the kind of logical thinking that characterizes the Ankh-Morpork mind - it should be possible to mould someone's character by giving them carefully graded bumps in all the right places. You can go into a shop and order an artistic temperament with a tendency to introspection and a side order of hysteria. What you actually get is hit on the head with a selection of different size mallets, but it creates employment and keeps the money in circulation, and that's the main thing
A setting sun, just above the trigonometry marker on top of the Little Orme.
A portrait of a pirate from Uncharted 4. Looks a lot like Guybrush Threepwood from the Monkey Island games.
A Lego mini figure of Miss Marvel, she has exceptionally long arms.
An email from Andy Burnham. Text says "We are going to end rough sleeping in this country at the first opportunity. People have told me it would take decades. Some say it's impossible. I'm not having that."
Leonard Nimoy in the Simpsons saying "Well my work here is done" Barney says "What do you mean your work is done, you didn't do anything" Leonard chuckles and says "Didn't I?" then beams out
Describe your favourite movie as boring* as possible. *boringly
Lego Alan Grant in a hat, blue shit, tan trousers and a red neckerchief, stood next to a sign of the Jurassic Park logo
Smoke billowing from between distant mountains. Llandudno and the sea at West Shore in the foreground.
A view over Llandudno, West Shore beach showing the tide out. On the horizon are the Conwy Mountains, a long bank of smoke coming out from the middle of them. Otherwise a beautiful sunny day.
Just loads of steps going up.
A Simpsons gif, Wiggum saying "Whoa, whoa, slow down egghead"
A red admiral butterfly on a pink flower
A picture of the sea meeting the land. The top half a greeny blue, fairly calm sea, then a horizontal thin line of white surf, a dark band of wet rocks, then the bottom half is dry grey rocks.
British Dem candidate photo. Looks like a pudding
View of the West Side of the Great Orme from a drone. The sun has set so the horizon has gradiated oranges and blues. There sea is perfectly flat
Galarian Pokémon Mr Mime and Mr Rime. They look like clowns who would eat you.
My stats for 10 years of Pokémon Go. Distance walked 52,509.9 km. Pokémon caught 566,929. Pokéstops visited 503,169. Total XO 309,283,688. Start date 06/07/2016.
The scene from Star Trek The Next Generation episode Parallels, where Data explains all the alternate, branching realities Worf is swapping between, except it's the node diagram from Guy's horse strangling game.
A Leonardo daVinci Lego set. There's a Mona Lisa, a flying machine and assorted other bits. On a table is a clam like shell with a pink blob in it.
A sign saying the American state fair has been postponed due to weather. On the sign Freedom is spelled with 3 Es.
A red damselfly on a leaf. Its wings a delicate lattice.
Two gulls looking at me expectantly
It's a pizza at the beach. Beachza.
Results of a test which shows my opinions closest match is Zohran Mamdani
Alan Partridge saying "They've rebadged it, you fool"
A map showing lightning strikes to the south West of the UK
Llandudno on the horizon. Grey cloud across the sky, touching the town between the Great Orme and Little Orme.
The Orme in Llandudno, partially obscured by mist.
A view of the Great Orme in Llandudno, with the pier and the sea. The sun has not long set and the sky is a mix of pastel orange and hazy blue
Map showing many lightning strikes over Swindon
A Facebook post from Llandudno's Copper Mines advertising that it's a cool 8-10° all year round and a much better place to be during the heatwave.
A brick built Lego Beholder. A monster that has one large eye over a tooth filled mouth and 10 smaller eyes around its head on purple tentacles. It has no body and it floats. There's some Lego greenery a stone bridge and the edge of a tavern visible.
A sheep with black and white fleece stood behind a tourist information sign
Weather forecast for North Wales. Temps in the early 20s for most of the week. Thursday's 30 for no good reason.
Milhouse from The Simpsons saying "But my mom says I'm cool"
A tudor style Lego building. There's a pub and haberdashery on the ground floor, a clock maker on the first floor and a flat on the top floor.
Cover of Microsoft Encarta '95: The Complete Interactive Multimedia Encyclopedia.
The back of a cornflakes box from the 80s. There's a cut out and assemble cardboard mask of a Mandrill's head with very vivid blue cheeks.
Talent just defines what you do,” he said. “It doesn’t define what you are. Deep down, I mean. When you know what you are, you can do anything"
A view of Portmeirion by the water.
An infographic of all the games that were announced in the Direct that this repost is expecting you to predict even though it's already happened.
One side of the sky is bright blue, a small amount of wispy cloud. Other side is dark, ominous, foreboding cloud of doom. The sort that appears above a magical summoning in an 80s movie.
The cover of the game Dizzy. An egg with red boots, red boxing gloves and a confused expression seems to be falling down a waterfall in a cave. There are two bald men who look thuggish watching him. There's a other egg in a cage. It bears little relation to the game.
A view of the whole Lego Triceratops from its right hand side. A minifigure of Gerry Harding, the vet from Jurassic Park in front and a plaque with information about the dinosaur.
A blue tit at my windowsill, seemingly looking at me
Lightning in slow motion, flashing across the sky above some houses
A blue butterfly on some shrubbery