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Diver, middling underwater photographer, maker of pptx and rectangles. I like cats, hockey, and really aggressive music

A magenta anenome in the foreground with the side of the Kensho Maru in the background in shades of green and blue
POV from a diver at 100ft showing a continuous school of small fish living on a the wreck of the Spar off Morehead City, NC The fish shimmer and coalesce in beautiful shapes on a deep blue background
A sand tiger shark lazily swims overhead while I rest near the wreck. Looking up you can see the outline of a diver in the distance
A horseshoe crab stranded on the beach turns out to be alive and is returned to the water
A teenage midnight snapper in profile. It's top half is black with white spots, the underside is black and white striped. Behind it is a deep blue with more fishy silhouettes in the background
Brady tkachuk does not play for the bruins and is not named Pasternak
A tiny black cat plays on a grey carpeted stair. She's on her back with her front paws dug I to the stair above her head. Her huge eyeball peeks out from under the stair and her paws. Her mouth is wide open in the best looking kitty laugh
A very large seagull taps on a glass door begging for food and to be let in.
A close up of a garden eel and his frowny face and googly eyes
Clear blue water stretches to a sun dappled surface overhead. Submerged pier pillars reach towards the sky while a school of grunts hides in the shadows
A blenny pokes his head out of his soft frilly hidey hole. His big green googly eyes take up most of his head and his lower lip juts out in a funny looking frown
An itty bitty red bearded fireworm on a mooring line in Roatan.
Garden eels emerge from the white sandy bottom of a deep aqua background. They tiny heads cautiously poke out of the sand at first but those further from the camera dance extended in the water column. They extend to the horizon, as far as the camera can see
Underwater video of a diver swimming under a Goliath grouper hiding out near the crane in the cargo hold of the Spiegel Grove I Key Largo, FL
A miniature house panther lying on her side and doing a big stretch with front paws towards the camera. She has big green eyes and a snaggle tooth. She looks very soft
Googly eyed sock puppets saying surprise
A photo of me holding a giant plushie hammerhead shark in one arm and a giant plushie eagle ray in the other. The plushies are huge, easily 4-5 feet long. I'm smiling like a deranged idiot.
Flamboyant cuttlefish being big and scawwy
A tiny furry purple crab on a barrel sponge
Clown triggerfish in profile- it looks like an 80s new wave star. A black fish with large white spots on its lower half, an Adam Ant like yellow stripe above its eyes, an orange beak with white lip liner and a yellow and black striped tail with blue and yellow fins on its body
Banded sea krait making a very snakey shape, almost mimicking an infinity symbol on a colorful background of yellow and red
Ribbon eel in black with a white chin stripe and a jaunty mustache sticks it's head out of a tiny hole to say SURPRISE!
Flamboyant cuttlefish making shapes with its limbs. It's gold, black and green
Close up of orange cold water corals attached to the side of a rusty metal shipwreck
A grey blue eel pokes his weird round face out of a rusty hole in 80 ft of water. His eyes are round and look like stick on goggly eyes. His chin is white and juts out in an under bite
a burrfish covered in yellow spines, black and white stripes, with black spots near its fins tries to swim away from me as fast as his little fins will flap. His eye is iridescent green.
One skate seen top down is shortly joined by another skate and then both are photobombed by a ling fish
A suspiciously shaped, very erect, flesh colored numeral one balloon, waving jauntily in the breeze.
A cute feather blenny pokes his head out of his hidey hole. Hos big flush lips are slightly parted, and his googly eyes are topped with feathery eyebrows
A tiny hermit crab with googly eyes staring up towards the surface
A Marge horseshoe crab crawling along a sandy bottom encrusted with baby mussels. The crab is covered in barnacles on its back
Labels for EVERY possible thing on the ice because ESPN thinks you don't know that each player is wearing a number that's specific to them.
Screenshot of the saddest faced tabby cat you'll ever see. He is 13 and his person died so he is at the shelter
A large school of hammerhead shark silhouetted on a deep blue background
Two white tip sharks rest on a ledge. The one closer to the camera looks like it has a twirly mustache
A pinkish, reddish, purplish reef(?) squid hovers in the water column, eyeing the camera with a blue and orange iridescent eye
A diver with an underwater camera hovers around 40 ft, surrounded by lemon sharks.
A jawfish sticks his head out of his home, looks around, then dives down again for a moment. He reappears like a whack-a-mole mole with a mouthful of sand that he quickly and somewhat disgustedly spits out
A sharky 3/4 close up with many other sharks in the background in clear blue water
Beams of a wreck encrusted with sea life with a few tiny fish in the foreground all surrounded by deep green water
St Ides special brew 🤮
A curious raccoon tries to climb into a yellow kayak
4th of July fireworks over Asbury Park B Beach and boardwalk, taken from the top of Convention Hall
A juvenile spotfin butterflyfish trying to hide behind starfish and mussels. Seen at night in 10 ft of water
A toadfish peeking out from under a ledge
A standard issue cat drinking water directly from the bathroom sink
This huge barracuda was hiding under a ledge and alli could see was it's huge shiny white teeth!
A side shot of a shark making an *oh no* face
Description: shot from below and in front of a large shark, a little fish face pokes out of a large, smiling shark mouth. The little fish looks understandabjy distressed. The shark looks pretty happy about the whole situation [freeze frame VO] I bet you're wondering how I got here
An adorable stubby armed squid
A large hermit crab digging around in the muck
A huge feather blenny pokes his head out of a hole to say hello! His cirri are bright orange
Close up of a huge fluffy malamute puppy lays on the floor. He has a chew stick perched between his huge front paws. His head is turned to the side to better chew his toy. His expressive gold eyes look through bushy white eyebrows toward the camera.
A smooth brained black cat stares blankly into the camera. She's lying on her side, belly facing the camera, a front paw pulled up under her chin. Out of focus and near the camera is a back paw and on top of the back paw, her other front paw reaches, beans up, to the camera
Photo from a night dive of a yellow arrow crab posing on some stalks of coral. It's hard to tell where it's looking because it's just. So. Long.
Screenshot of link headline: Nantucket newspaper trolls local Tesla Cyber truck owner for wreaking havoc on tony island
Little baby blue and purple anenomes found in a tide pool
360° sunset rooftop view at 11:07am in Mazatlan for the eclipse 2024
BlinkyEyeballs a tiny black cat wearing a Halloween themed bandana at 2.5 yrs old and only 6lbs in weight. She sits in a cat hammock that is suction cupped to a window overlooking a sunny NYC morning.