Edoardo Vacchi

@evacchi.dev

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Programming Language Nerd, PhD in C.S. — Compilers, WebAssembly, Java, Rust, Go — prev: wazero, Chicory @ Dylibso, Tetrate, RedHat, UniCredit — organizer Papers We Love Milano evacchi.dev

a frame from Nolan's Odissey on my Mi Band 9's tiny screen
fake book entitled: "I Thought I Had Impostor Syndrome (But Your AI Slop Cured Me) -- A Self-Help Guide To Nativigating The Digital Age With Confidence"
yellow tamagotchi
a REAL screenshot of an actual macOS error that popped up while using claude code, saying: "ClaudeCode" is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash. This file was downloaded on an unknown date. Buttons say: "Cancel" and "Move to Trash"
Treat Agent Output Like Compiler Output
the importance of being harness
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest
Matrix (1999) meme comic strip. Panel 1: Tank asks Neo "Combat training?" Panel 2: Neo sees "Ju-Jitsu" loading on the construct screen. Panel 3: Wide-eyed Neo exclaims "I'm gonna learn Ju-Jitsu?" while Tank says "I think he likes it! You want some more?" Panel 4: Stunned Neo close-up with the text "Was that fucking Markdown?"
Clippy: "It looks like your PR is AI slop. THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA!"
t-shirt design: I went to THE FUTURE OF SOFTWARE ENGINEERING and all I got was these lousy MARKDOWN FILES
tinygo badge with my name
YOU WOULDN'T VIBE CODE A CAR
pepe silva meme
me, wearing a red fedora
xkcd 917 [[A man sits at a desk, working on a laptop. A woman approaches the desk and picks up a tiny book.]] Woman: What's this? Man: Douglas Hofstadter's six-word autobiography. After all those 700-page tomes, I guess he wanted to try for brevity. Woman: Huh. Let's see... [[Close up of woman, reading the tiny book.]] Book: I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym [[Full shot of man and woman again. The woman looks down at the tiny book in her hand.]] Woman: ...whoa. Man: I think he nailed it. {{Title text: "This is the reference implementation of the self-referential joke."}}
me, wearing the Wicked Witch of the West's hat (generated with nanobanana)
still from the movie, where Niobe says "That slop that tasted like rust"
Me, wearing a sombrero
picture of Amanita Muscaria
Spoof of 'The Return of the Pink Panther' with a dragon in place of the panther, and the silhouette of the knight instead of Inspector Clouseau
"always has been" meme (it's subtly empty: just the two astronauts, one pointing the gun at the other)
A vibrant nature photograph showing a waterfall cascading over moss-covered rocks into a serene pool. The scene features lush green vegetation, ferns, and trees surrounding the water. The image has enhanced colors with purple and magenta tones giving it a dreamlike quality. Text overlay reads: 'I fucking hate this I hate everything wait it's working now I love all of you'. Website watermark: theprofoundprogrammer.com
cover art for "On Writing Well"
Franz Kafka surprised at the Wasm logo ("part deux")
strong doge: before llms: > decodes binary streams with a magnetized needle and a steady hand weak doge: after LLMs: "plz mr computer can you give json"
microsoft/DialoGPT-small is completing the phrase: Once upon a time in a small village with the following 3 alternatives: a man lost his virginity. --- a man lost his virginity. --- a man lost his virginity.