Evan 🫠

@evan.click

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But as the author of the review dryly notes, "absence of evidence is not the same as evidence of absence."
Same app after waiting after offloading: Documents & Data 2.3 MB
Before offloaded app. App Size 140.2 MB Documents & Data 2.4 MB
Arasha turns to look at Tommy with a confused face. Tommy shakes his head.
Battery page screenshot showing 102% usage today when the average is 58%
Mosaic of screenshots of tweets from right wing accounts suggesting their willingness to have violence against democrats in response to the Charlie Kirk shooting. Some of the accounts include Elon Musk, Laura Loomer, and Libs of TikTok. There are also posts restating Donald Trump and Fox News.
Frog on a lily pad with a piano keyboard: You're transphobic? That's weird. plays you out
Please indicate your gender: Option 1: Male Option 2: Female Option 3: I choose not to disclose Note: The binary gender language used here is based on government determined categorizations and differs from the identity language we prefer to use internally at Google.
Two slightly pretzel shaped baked goods on a plate with a fruit pattern
Rowan, a white and orange cat, sitting on a bed and staring blankly to the right
One cat (Dandy) laying on a plastic shelf, with another cat (Rowan) on the shelf below looking through the plastic mesh
Rowan, a white and orange cat, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. He is standing in profile and he has a little belly. He is a good boy
A vanilla software with blue lines all over. Stolen from News 10.
A YouTube comment on Boys Go to Jupiter Official Trailer. It says “This borrowing of the visual perspective of video games a might just be what's needed to finally legitimize film as a serious art form. I'm excited to see it.”
A screenshot of iOS’s Optical Character Recognition malfunctioning on a screenshot of a Reddit comment. The highlighted area adds an unnecessary triangle, that interacts with another highlight in an XOR manner
Important Safety Instructions 1. Read these instructions. 2. Keep these instructions. 3456 Heed all warnings. Follow all instructions. Do not use this apparatus near water. Clean only with dry cloth. 7. Do not install near any heat sources such as radiators, heat registers, stoves, or other apparatus (including amplifiers) that produce heat. 8. Do not place naked flames, such as lighted candles, on the apparatus. 9. Do not block ventilation openings. Install in accordance with the manufacturer's instructions. 10. This apparatus must not be exposed to dripping or splashing. No objects filled with liquid, such as vases, should be placed on the apparatus. 11. Protect the power cord from being walked on or pinched particularly at plugs, convenience receptacles, and the point where they exit from the apparatus. 12. Only use attachments/accessories specified by the manufacturer. 13. Use only with the cart, stand, tripod, bracket, or table specified by the manufacturer, or sold with the apparatus. When a cart is used, use caution when moving the cart/apparatus combination to avoid injury from tip-over. 14. Unplug this apparatus during lightning storms or when unused for long periods of time. 15. Refer all servicing to qualified service personnel. Servicing is required when the apparatus has been damaged in any way, such as power-supply cord or plug is damaged, liquid has been spilled or objects have fallen into the apparatus, the apparatus has been exposed to rain or moisture, does not operate normally, or has been dropped. WARNING: Excessive sound pressure levels from earphones and headphones can cause hearing loss
An eink tablet With many many cracks on the screen
A gif where Opera reveals a prize but it’s edited to look like a swarm of bees. There is flashing text at the bottom that says “Bees!” in app caps. This recontextualizes the clips of people crying and screaming from happiness, and makes them appear scared of the bees. It also recontextualizes Opra’s smile, laughter, and happy dance from charity, and makes her appear as a villain.
The Google chrome dinosaur drawn in white on a gray shirt. It is an outline of a pixel art T Rex
Weather app showing Ninety Degrees and raining
Screenshot of iOS settings HAPTICS FOR RINGTONES AND ALERTS set to Play in Silent Mode. Haptics will play when iPhone rings or receives an alert while in silent mode.
Email preview from Youtooz: White dad emoji. Happy Daddies Day. Big Dad Energy. Smirk emoji
Email screenshot. The important part says Claim Your 15% Off Before It's Gone! Your 15% discount is valid until June 4th. The unimportant part of the screenshot says Give Dad the gift of exceptional style and comfort this year. There's never been a better moment to shop. May your Father's Day celebrations be filled with joy (and great shoes)!
Sketch of a person saying “Now make it Gayer.” The background is a rainbow. There is an overlay of Pearl from Steven Universe talking to a woman that looks like Rose Quartz, her late friend and lesbian crush.
A pixel art self portrait using @aetataureate.bsky.social ’s picrew
Dot, a mascot from pbs kids.
Rowan, a white and orange cat staring directly into the camera
Picture of the Nintendo character Daisy smiling and holding a gun. The text says: I do not support all gay men. Some of you bitches are very Transphobic.
Three Smosh cast members sitting on a couch. Arasha making a proud face, Chance making an offended face, and Tommy making a confused face.
Black and yellow comic strip of a dog begging their owner, by yellow comics dot tumblr. Human: No no, Not for Mattermost. Dog: Okay. But like.. What if it. Was. For Mattermost.
A cropped screenshot of some text that says: “I swear it's not pee (but what if it was)”
Homer Simpson to Bart: “You never *knowingly* had Covid”
At Globe Eye News on Twitter posted on February 22nd 2025: “Free Palestine is now considered hate speech and automatically removed on TikTok.” Attached is a screenshot of a Comment Removal message. It reads: “This comment violates our Community Guidelines.” The comment is just “Free Palestine.”
The first square in the camera roll section of the Messenger app is now a button to Imagine with AI
Maximum playlist size exceeded.
Photo of the floor with a bunch of cookie pieces
Yoshi reaction sticker of Yoshi distraught saying “What?!”
Checkout page at Get ChillIO dot App. There is a fake countdown timer discount. The page boasts a thirty day money back guarantee. Then in very small text it says “Please note, if you don't cancel before the discounted introductory plan ends, your subscription will automatically renew every month at the full price of $39.99. To cancel your subscription, please contact us at support at Get ChillIO dot App.”
iPhone cellular data usage: 21.99 Gigabytes out of Unlimited System services used 14.8 Gigabytes
Evan, a white guy with dark messy hair, stubble, and mustache. He is wearing scalloped frameless glasses, a bone conduction headset on his neck, and a wrinkled yellow shirt with an EggDog graphic.