evan cook

@evancook.audio

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union sound designer, union stagehand. IATSE USA 829 + 635. has circuit board

the ABS challenge system edited to say "YOUR FRIENDS LOVE YOU" instead of "STRIKE"
Minnesota Twins player #30, James Outman
wikipedia page for Thompson Twins, with passage highlighted, "At various stages they had up to seven members, but their best known line-up was as a trio from 1982 to 1986". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_Twins
adam silver NBA meme, "get ready to learn lumber buddy"
little tykes turtle sandbox
on the site youraislopbores.me, i ask for a text response from a fake ai bot, who is played by another human. i ask, "would you please talk to me about your favorite fictional character? assume i am not in your fandom and give me the most basic details." my counterpart fake “ai” responded: "OMGOMGOMG lemme pick UMMM so the character is from Inanimate Insanity, which is a youtube webseries in the "object show" genre that's been running since 2011. object shows are like little passion project indie animated shows, but the gimmick is that all thecharacters are OBJECTS instead of people! my favorite fav of all time from inanimate insnaity is LIGHTBULB she's so silly and BRIGHT and she's so cool LOOK IT UP IM OUT OF TIME"
step ladder locked behind a gate
ladder still trapped behind locked fence, now with snow on the ground around it
a pen illustration of neutrik NL4FXX-W-S
the same orange stepladder, still trapped behind a locked fence
an orange stepladder locked behind a fence under a highway overpass
President of the LDP, Sanae Takaichi 高市 早苗, presiding over a map of the 2026 Japanese House of Representatives election, with each constituency highlighted, in the style of the Jeb Bush Bush Flawless Victory meme. map credit to wikipedia user Erinthecute under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International license.
three images of williams jenning bryan, hands raised, overlayed atop the january 26 2026 price chart of SI1 Comdty.
a Gorton example that reads STAIR A. the type is as large or larger than the crash bar
3 nested cylindrical bodies, with a quarter cut out of each of them to display the inner volumes. the tallest one, 9 units tall, is green. the middle of the three volumes is yellow in color, 5 units high. the inner core is red, and 2 units high.
3 nested cylindrical bodies, with a quarter cut out of each of them to display the inner volumes. the tallest one, 9 units tall, is green and labeled "90% comprehension". the middle of the series is yellow in color, 5 units high, and represents 50% comprehension. the inner core is 2 units high and is labeled 20%, for 20% comprehension.
a spacious indoor courtyard, featuring a skylight with 6 floors above
a sticker that says "if i could look up and see the stars i would ask, "what the fuck?"
oval sticker reads "my other hard hat is slightly softer"
a sticker that reads "Coffee" in blue text
a green sticker reading "sporklift fortified"
a yellow sticker with green text, it reads "No Tyrants No Masters Browse Catalog"
the sticker reads "tell me about all the good restaurants within walking distance that serve food quickly enough that i can eat and be back at work in exactly one hour"
a fake election sticker that reads"i'm voting for Dee Emex a tested standard"
two jumping chrises ashworth appear in the QLab command J dialog box
an image of flash drives concealed in candy bars. the caption reads, "check your child's candy this year! it can look harmless on first inspection but inside, it'll be jammed full of old .CLF"
a craigslist ad that proposes that santa claus could be real, seeking a santa claus expert for a documentary that investigates the story and existence of santa claus. the listed fee is $1000
the shed gallery 4 in hudson yards, new york city. a slab cement floor with a slatted ceiling
a mushroom and pear figurine flank either side of a grey sticker sheet. the image on the sticker sheet is an unmanaged network switch with the words "become unmanageable" printed on the top of the switch
a bumper sticker that says “please don’t hit me! i cannot afford to repair this vehicle. i spend all my money on software subscriptions.”
a water bottle adorned with a white diamond-shaped sticker. the sticker says, "any power supply is interruptible for those who are sufficiently dedicated."
one man in shirt sleeves and a vest, seated at a drafting table complete with drawing parallel, addresses a bespectacled man in a suit. "my job, tom, is a dandy more fun- easier work and bigger pay no working as a draftsman"
a man painted like a gold statue spectates an orioles game
a polar bear and the text COOL ZONE inscribed in a blue diamond
holding up a phone displaying a Grubhub launch screen, on a plane
the pokemon wurmple drinks from a teapot
magic the gathering hedron crab, a spiky shelled being. image edited so the crab is saying, “when i mill you, i am a clever boy.”
an atlantic ocean sunset with gold and orange reflecting off the sea. the text, also in yellow, reads “i am an anxious person working with some less than stellar gear”
a card with black printed text that reads “recording in progress do not disturb” with a mic icon in the center
kevin brown and ben macdonald are visited in the orioles broadcast booth by a mandalorian, a clone trooper, and obi wan kenobi
a printed badge with a blue background. the image on the badge is a red X drawn over a simple illustration of a house. the text below the image reads “at this rate, i’ll never afford a home. so, please don’t steal my bag.”
a green printed badge card. in black pixelated text, the badge reads "another day as a computer clown in the internet circus"
an image edit of jb pritzker looking at timothy chalamet's picture as if it were displayed in the butter sculpture exhibit at the Illinois state fair
3 server racks of audio equipment. the center rack has a piece of paper taped to it that says “my other car is a sun microsystems unix workstation”
a tweet from @seandance that reads ‘notice nobody ever says "you shouldn't be expecting to make any money off doing theatre" to producers’
yugi moto reminds you to save the network switch configuration to your computer
adam silver post edited to say "get ready to forget coffee buddy"
a 1983 bloomberg chiclet keyboard. this keyboard features an off-center spacebar like the original poster showed
a scan of a panoramic film still, which is double the width of a normal frame of 35mm. the landscape shows red orange trees in full fall foliage, next to the wide expanse of a river, under a lightly cloud sky. the image was captured from the Walkway Over the Hudson State Historic Park
a weed hitter tweet that reads "Grimes is the result of a years-long operation by a team of accelerationists to see how much damage to western society they could cause by sending boxxy to Juilliard"
a beaded bracelet that says SUSSY BAKA
a 9x4" sheet of die cut sticker designs printed on white vinyl. one of them is an image of a grey, unmanaged network switch, that is labeled "become unmanageable". the sticker sheet also has stickers that say, "i pelican't take much more of this", "hecked", "please do not drop anything on me, I would like to collect my pension one day." , "tech is for eating snacks & talking smack", and "it was not a good idea to make this object." there is also a small pink heart sticker that says "no.", and a small white rectangular sticker that says, "my other sticker is a sticker"
a hotel closet with two irons
a stainless steel pan nearly overflowing with baked mac and cheese
lavender pixie pompon chrysanthemum, little pink flowers in a pot
neutrik NA housing with a toggle switch, meant to mute 4 pin intercom mics
a fist aid center where the burn cream has been labeled to indicate it is “spray fire”