Evandril

@evandril.bsky.social

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Same Evandril as from the other place, mainly just a placeholder for when it dies a cruel and deserved death ;)

Various shrimp costumes, evidently from a google search.
Lovely sunset over the ocean, with the words "And to think...some really lucky mortician is going to be paid to super-glue his lips shut" written over it
A pair of boxers and a pair of thongs, both with the american flag and an eagle.
Multi-part thread from a social media site Geekysteven - A Betazoid character who isn't in a nuturing profession, but is a tactical officer. "Captain, I sense they know they're about to get their asses handed to them" macko-99 - Also, a Klingon character who is in a nuturing profession instead of tactical. "You are a true child of Kahless for confronting your fears and I am honored to have helped you." asimovsideburns - Kilngon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat. Anagramofbrat - Wow I did not realize how much I needed to hear that today.
A search result showing the Christian Post, with the headline of Shots fired: Trump, cabinet, Erika Kirk rushed out of...
A picture of a golden butterfly on flowers, with the caption "Please be kind to yourself. It's so easy to get overwhelmed, and you might not even notice."
White text on a neutral background saying "Today I learned that the university of Coimbra in Portugal has a great 18th-century library, the Biblioteca Joanina, that maintains a colony of bats to effectively control the population of paper-eating insect called papirofagos. These bats are less than an inch long. The roost during the day behind the bookcases and come out at night. There doesn't seem to be any English word for papriofago, a cursory search turns up no details about what sort of insect they are, and I am slightly concerned about them as a phenomenon. But I think my overarching point here is clear: This library keeps tiny bats that look after the books This made my day!
A dark green background with a spiraling field of flowers in the colors of the Ace flag, with the letters "LGBTQIA" across the top third, and "ACE" coming down from the A, done in a light pink
Husky sitting in the passenger seat of a car, giving serious side eye to the driver.
Blue circle filled with stars, with a red v across it at an angle, with the saying "NOT FLAT (WE CHECKED)" in white text.
A picture of someone cutting a tomato on a Ouija board, with the caption "Stupid cutting board. It's the third time it brings my chicken back to life"
A picture of a white guy pointing at the reader, with the caption 'You think I'm mansplaining?? Let me tell you why you're wrong'
An outline of a Dragon, with the saying "Always be yourself, unless you can be a Dragon, then always be a Dragon"
Picture of Beaker from the Muppets holding his hands to his partially open mouth, on a white background
Picture of multiple copies of Devil's Panties, vol 1-16, with many duplicates, with a Dragon stuck between 9 and 10
A photo of Devil's Panties books, from 1 to 16 with a few duplicates, and a Dragon stuck between 9 and 10
On a background similar to what trump uses, the words "LET'S GO BLOOD CLOT" in all caps
Chalkboard with a yellow frame with flowers around it, and a anthropomorphized book pointing at the phrase "Blocking bigots is self care." written in chalk.
A garden statue of a T-Rex terrorizing garden gnomes
Tardigrade Philharmonic
White background with three black boxes, each with text first one in white reads "Why you never feel proud of yourself" Second one with yellow text Because survival doesn't celebrate it just moves on to the next crisis Third with yellow text That's also why growth can feel unsafe. We're in permanent survival mode, so sometimes thriving almost seems unnatural or almost selfish.
Stuffed Pikachu taking up most of the passenger's seat in a car
A group of three robed figures bowing to a pentagram on the ground, with candles around it's outside, with the label "The Onion trying to summon a satirical story dumber than current events"
A possum on a white background, with the phrase "Survival is an accomplishment" on a banner above and below them
Cover art for a book, Marion Zimmer Bradley presents Sword and Sorceress Has a woman in a red dress, with a red/orange cloak that seems to contain animals, wielding a sword of flame coming from twin serpent heads, with their bodies wrapped loosely around her right arm
Four panel comic, first panel has two oval people with brown (likely shit) raining down on them. The first says "What's this? Why didn't somebody warn us about this?" The second replies "We WERE warned." Second panel, the brown is up to their hips, first says "They saw this coming? Why didn't they tell us?" Second says "They told us." Third panel, the brown is up to their chins, first says "They should have said it in a way we'd believe." Second says, in two balloons, "Some of us DID believe. Some of us didn't." Fourth panel, all that can be seen is brown and their ears. First says "I blame them for letting us not believe them" second replies "They saw THAT coming, too."
Screen capture of a Magic the Gathering match, with the final score being 71336 to -56865
A meme with DDR RAM over a DDR RAM board for a computer, and Also DDR RAM with a ram on a Dance Dance Revolution arcade machine
Magic:TG card, Infernal Spawn of Evil
Taco Bell Fire sauce packet with the label 'I spontaneously bust out into Ninja moves' that looks like it's stuck into a wall
An apparent flow chart, with "Having Black friends or family" "Mentoring Black kids" "Being in a relationship with a person of color" "Going to school with Black classmates" "Your "life-changing" diversity training" "Playing sports with Black athletes" and "Coming from a family that doesn't have a lot of money" all leading to "Does not change your white privilege"
A Magic The Gathering card, Giant Fan. 4 mana to play, effect of 2 mana and tap to move target counter from one card to another. If the second card's rules text refers to any type of counters, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter. Flavor text of "Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone!"
A Magic the Gathering card, Essence Sliver, costs 3 generic mana and one white. 3/3 creature that has the ability of Whenever a Sliver deals damage, its controller gains that much life. and flavor text of The slivers would survive, even at the expense of every other creature on Otaria.