Evan

@evanontheweb.net

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☕ About 14% tea at any given time. 🐈‍⬛ Cat dad. 🥘 Curious home cook. 💻 Software dev and data engineer for fun and profit. 🏳️‍🌈 Accomplice. He/him.

A Google search of “hos long to die in the sea”
A gif from the movie Jojo Rabbit. A boy running with a grenade while a fat, “imaginary friend” version of Hitler dances beside him
A screenshot of a domain registry website showing that brendancarrisadummy.tech is available.
A large pan of homemade mac and cheese with slightly browned cheese on the top
A screenshot of a very young Zac Efron playing “Young Simon Tam” in Firefly
A black cat looking at the camera while sitting in a window bed with a heating pad. The window looks out onto a bright, snowy neighborhood.
A black cat curled up on a blue couch, with his tail tucked around his hind legs, looking directly into the camera (and into your soul)
A video showing how to navigate the JSON export of TikTok user data in Jayson. Go to Activity > Following List > Following and select highlight key “UserName” to see all the user names.
A video showing how to navigate from the main TikTok Settings menu to export data in JSON format. The path is Settings and Privacy > Account > Download your data. Then Select file format > JSON and click Request data.
A top down view of a blue and white pasta bowl on a wooden table with brownish noodles covered in peanut sauce. The noodles are topped with chopped up cilantro/coriander and a small handful of raw peanuts. Two wooden chopsticks are resting on the side of the bowl.
A screenshot of the Verge’s mobile website, cropped to show the different social media icons that appear in the “Follow Us” section. Notably absent is Bluesky (Facebook, Threads, Instagram, YouTube, and RSS are shown)
A large bowl of dark reddish soup, with chunks of carrot, zucchini, and potato visible in the broth. The soup has been sprinkled with crumbly feta cheese and roughly chopped up cilantro. Next to the bowl, there is a plate of three folded corn tortillas. It looks like this was taken immediately before someone stuffed their face, so the angle is slightly crooked - likely because they were so excited to eat it.
A black cat loafing in the sun on a carpeted floor, looking up and to the left as if his nap has been rudely disturbed by a human wishing to photograph him. Which, in point of fact, was precisely the case.