Evan

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Michigander. Buy Canadian. Eastern Michigan University.

Welcome to Detroit, Blake Miller! #OnePride
Breaking news Local Spartan In Awful Mood How the fuck did we lose that game? About to jump in the Red Cedar.
Gas pump in Mt. Morris, MI with a white supremacist sticker on it
Lions fans and Bills fans shaking hands and uniting over their own versions of FTP.
"You'd all be speaking German or maybe Japanese" Okay, grandpa, let's get you indicted for treason Joe Biden pooped my pants
Meme describing a Vikings fan (also a cuck) watching "his" QB Sam Darnold flirting with getting his first Superbowl. Sam says "Are you sure?" And the Vikings cuck says "Yes"
Mac Miller's Circles on vinyl pictured with Buffalo Trace and Stagg whiskeys.
Release the Epstein Files!
Detroit Pistons vs Phoenix Suns 1/15/26
Domestic terrorists (aka ICE) assault a United States citizen who is legally carrying a gun, which is his right as an American due to the second amendment.
A member of the Oregon Ducks coaching staff found Indiana DB D'Angelo Ponds after the Hoosiers' 56-22 win and gave him the ball from the opening play of the game - a play in which Ponds picked off Oregon QB Dante Moore and opened the Peach Bowl scoring with a pick-six 🥹 The staffer kept the ball safe for more than three hours in between the pick-six and the final snap of the night, making sure Ponds had a memento to forever remember his big play 👏
NBA Eastern Conference standings as of 12/13/2025
Meme describing the Carolina Panthers as a woman getting sexual with another man (the NFC South division title) and her boyfriend (Tampa Bay Buccaneers) is a cuckold, sitting in a chair while watching the Panthers and the NFC South division title get it on.
Picture of Sherrone Moore crying with the caption "it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?" This is in reference to Moore cheating on his wife whom he has three children with for a Michigan employee and getting her pregnant as well, getting her salary bumped up 55% to attempt a coverup, and threatening to kill her and himself.
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Wild shit ensues. Gotta love Detroit!
Chicago Blackhawks - 1 End 1st Detroit Red Wings - 1 Detroit Lions 4:25 PM Washington Commanders Detroit Pistons 7:30 PM Philadelphia 76ers
By Justin Engel | jengel@mlive.com SAGINAW TWP, MI — For the second time in two years, Saginaw Township voters rejected a multimillion-dollar school district bond proposal aimed at updating aging facilities. During a Tuesday, Nov. 4, election, residents voted against the $169.2 million Saginaw Township Community Schools bond proposal, 7,691 to 4,735 votes, Saginaw County clerk records stated. The proposal represented a price tag reduction compared to the $242.9 million bond proposal that fell short by a vote of 8,671 to 2,540 in May 2023. The campaigns for both bond issues involved sometimes-heated debate that often centered on the financial burden the measures would place on taxpayers during uncertain economic times. Advocates argued the benefits of updated facilities — buildings erected more than a half-century ago — would mark an investment that would pay off both for a township featuring Saginaw County’s second-largest population and a school district that educates about 4,500 students. Superintendent Jamie Kraatz was hired to lead the district five months after the May 2023 bond election loss. She previously served as director of learning, curriculum and assessment at Saginaw Township’s schools. “While the bond did not pass, we remain committed to providing safe, modern and engaging learning environments for all of our students, Kraatz said after Tuesday’s loss. ”It’s important for our community to understand that our needs remain. In the months ahead, we’ll review the results of this election and begin discussing next steps." Kraatz said she was thankful for the support of community members who advocated for the proposal.
Because some things are bigger than sports
Indianapolis Colts trade AD Mitchell, 2026 and 2027 1st round picks for Sauce Gardner
Fuck JJ McCarthy, all my homies hate JJ McCarthy
Ferris State University wins 38-31 vs Grand Valley State University for the Anchor Bone Trophy.
Guy in a Calvin Johnson Lions jersey with a sign that says "The only King I recognize is the King of the North" with a picture of Lions QB Jared Goff. Ftp.
Pistons Center Isaiah Stewart wearing the new Pistons alternate uni's.
My totaled car pt 1
Former #Pistons guard Malik Beasley is reportedly no longer the target of a federal betting investigation, Beasley's attorneys Steve Haney and Mike Schachter told ESPN.
Meme template showing seven different animals with a different band name attached to each animal, and then the offspring being a weird mashup of all seven.
Op holding a Bell's Hazy Two Hearted IPA and chicken shawarma at a Detroit Lions preseason game.
GOP Republican elephant logo with the words Pedophile Protectors surrounding it.
James Donald Bowman (JD Vance) caught with a reclining sofa chair at a Coldplay concert.
Picture of the lake at Clear Lake State Park in Atlanta, Michigan.
Meme format featuring Jeremy Allen White from The Bear. The caption says "Me when I simply put meat in the smoker and monitor the temperature on my phone while sitting on the couch".
A bottle of Jameson with three levels of drunk- 1) It tastes like juice 2) did they even love me 3) a picture of Pistons draft bust Sekou Doumbouya
Donald Trump = Domestic Terrorist
Top plate - pan seared duck with ravioli Bottom plate - cherry tomato + roasted corn risotto @ Prost - Bay City, Mi
Welcome to Taco Felon, would you like to try out Chicken Shit special today?
Meme template of two Ewoks from Star Wars dressed as Jehovah's Witnesses, showing someone a flier with Tarik Skubal on it. The meme says "Excuse me sir............. Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Tarik Skubal?"
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Pittsburgh Pirates - Mac Miller Bobblehead night is July 19th.
Bob's Burgers meme template with Gene(Tigers) dressed like Bob(Dodgers) (including shaving bald spots), Gene(Tigers) staying "Oh my God it's like looking in the mirror" and Bob(Dodgers) looking annoyed saying "No it isn't Gene". The Detroit Tigers and LA Dodgers have the same record, but the main caveat is that the Dodgers are also the defending World Series champs.
MLB Standings 2025
Detroit Pistons vs New York Knicks Game 6 NBA playoffs
Great Lakes Water Resource Region Hydrological Map Satire post entailing what a souped up Michigan would look like.
Graphic featuring Isiah Thomas, Chauncey Billups, and Cade Cunningham. Since 1985, these are the only Pistons to have 30 points & 10 rebounds in a playoff game: Isiah Thomas Chauncey Billups Cade Cunningham Pistons tie up the series at 1-1 with the Knicks.
Downtown Grand Rapids has exciting plans to build a trial connecting 9,000 acres of public land between Grand Rapids and Grand Haven. The trail, known as the Greenway, will be 36 miles long following the river to connect the two cities and all the land in between. The goal is to make the land more accessible to be explored on foot, by bike, or by kayak. Would you try out the 36-mile trek?
Tom Haverford (Parks and Rec) saying "It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now."
Tornado Warning graphic covering 40% of the screen, including the scorebug
Coen Carr being an absolute athletic freak
Took Shohei Ohtani with the 1st overall pick. Proceeded to draft 11 more hitters before drafting pitchers.
Easiest #1 pick ever, Shohei Ohtani
Photo of Michael Misa with a tweet added saying "Most points by a U18 OHL skater since 2000: T1. John Tavares: 134 in 67 T1. Michael Misa: 134 in 65 3. Dylan Strome: 129 in 68 4. Mitch Marner: 126 in 63 5. Connor McDavid: 120 in 47" #NHL #nhlsky #hockeysky
Mac Miller saying "I fucking hate you, Donald Trump."
Cartoon of a coney dog with onions and mustard, a Detroit staple.
Happy 313 Day! Alex DeBrincat #LGRW Tarik Skubal #GoTigs Cade Cunningham #DetroitBasketball Carlos Saldaña #DCFC Jahmyr Gibbs #OnePride
James Donald Bowman putting on eyeliner