Evan Stoner

@evanstoner.com

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I like cocktails. I run a little company (https://sensiblesyndicate.com), where I make nice software to help you.

An official proclamation from the Mayor of Kent, WA, declaring that April 9th is Evan Stoner Day.
Wayne from Letterkenny, in his barn, wearing a winter coat, holding a very large dog on his lap who seems fine with it.
Fragment 57 from the surviving writings of the pre-Socratic philosopher Empedocles: “There budded many a head without a neck / And arms were roaming, shoulderless and bare / And eyes that wanted foreheads drifted by”
A cat named Vic, sitting on a walrus head.
I don’t really know where to start with this. The AI slop diagram says “autism” several times, shows a cross section of a brain in three unexplained colors, and has a group of seven white dots labeled “autism” that are not in the brain, but somewhere below the prefrontal lobe in the face/eyeball area.
Two comic panels from “The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.” In the first, Squirrel Girl is changing clothes behind a folding-panel privacy screen with panels of Thor, The Hulk, and Iron Man. Her squirrel sidekick Tippi-Toe asks, “What enemies are you talking about? You’re the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl! Who doesn’t like you?” Doreen replies, “I don’t know!” In the next panel, Doreen pokes her head out from behind the screen as she removes her costume squirrel ears, and says, “Jerks, I guess?”
Conan knows what is best in life.
A New York Times headline that reads “Harris’s Memoir Is Another Example of the Democrats’ Problem”
An AI-generated image of “Campari” branded “red vodka.”
A close-up of Captain James T. Kirk, visibly dissociating during The Trouble with Tribbles.
A cup of coffee with latte art that’s not great but getting there.
A shiny chrome Elektra Microcasa a Leva espresso machine.
Wrapping paper covered in Onion editorial cartoons, featuring Sicko Santas muttering “YES…HO HO HO…YES!”
An Apple Maps screenshot showing a body of water in Scotland called Bixter Voe, just down the street from a village named Twatt.
An Apple Maps screenshot showing the Sneck of Muckle Dandylea and the Holm of Noss
A glass ornament on a festively lit tree, in the shape of a taco. It still has the price tag, which is labeled: Taco The Taco is a traditional food in Mexico and is very popular here in the United States too. Consisting of a folded corn tortilla filled with any variety, of meat, cheese, beans and vegetables, it is then doused with a spicy sauce. Tacos make a delicious meal or snack. © 2006 Old World Christmas - Made in China Suggested Retail $10.99