EVAN WALSH

@evanwalsh.net

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HEAVEN ONLY EXISTS IF WE BUILD TOWARD IT I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house

Fantasy gauntlet cursor hovering over a button with the text "Kill me" on it
Bottle of Coca-Cola with Lime
FOX McCLOUD looking real weird and weirdly real
Wikipedia page screenshot of the “author photograph” section of The Giving Tree: “The photograph of Silverstein on the back cover of the book has attracted negative attention, with some people finding it frightening.”
An absolutely massive block of those thin forum signatures popular 20 years ago. Things like “coffee user”, “time crisis fan”, and “soccer player”.
A can of big red zero sugar and a bottle of club lemon sitting on a countertop
Christmas ornament. Spuds Mackenzie on a sleigh carrying Bud Light cases. Looks at least 30 years old.
Evan Walsh pictured in an ornate mirror wearing a green canvas jacket over a green plaid shirt
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Three Kings Four Brothers Fifth Element Sixth Sense Se7en Eight Crazy Nights The Whole Nine Yards Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings Ocean's Eleven 12 Angry Men Thirteen Ghosts 14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible 15 Minutes Sixteen Candles 17 Again Apollo 18 K-19: The Widowmaker Halloween H20: 20 Years Later 21 Jump Street Catch-22 The Number 23 24 Hour Party People Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 Hours 11 Minutes Three Seats for the 26th 27 Dresses 28 Days Later
Can of soda
Photo of the Star Wars episode 1 visual dictionary, sitting on the counter
"Angel" by Massive Attack "Let Forever Be" by The Chemical Brothers "Crooked" by Evil Nine feat. Aesop Rock "Cells" by The Servant "All These Things That I've Done" by The Killers "Islands" by The xx "Yadnus" by !!! "Shadow Moses" by Bring Me The Horizon "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 "Black Sheep" by Metric "Bliss Out" by Hadouken! "Golden Skans" by Klaxons "Drove Though Ghosts to Get Here" by 65daysofstatic "Velvet" by The Big Pink "Summer Breeze" by Seals & Crofts "NEW MAGIC WAND" by Tyler, The Creator "Trap Queen" by Fetty Wap "Sleeping Awake" by P.O.D. "Passive" by A Perfect Circle "Hook" by Blues Traveler
Pepsiman
Ice cream scoop reading “ZEROLL”
iOS alert confirming deletion of the “Jira” app
eBay auction for the typical podcaster setup: "Shure SM7B Podcast Microphone with boom arm, Zoom Podtrak P4 and Cloudlifter"
Comment from the YouTube upload of Perfume's "Pick Me Up" music video: "I want to be such a beautiful lady." It has 1.2k likes.
Burger and fries and ketchup. The burger has crispy onions and two chicken tenders on top
Animation of a line drawing of a mustached singer songwriter type bobbing his foot while playing guitar. The lyrics of the song appear next to him as text. The presentation is children's show-esque.
Stock photo of two young boys with their hands out. Edited poorly into the photo are toys guns in their hands. The text "PLAY WITH BEST FRIEND" appears in the top left.
Man wearing a sun hat, sunglasses, and a neck fan in front of a blue sky.
Screenshot of a receipt showing Death Stranding 2 labeled “Game Sequel”
It’s thinking of me Thursday. Are you thinking? Vin Diesel poses wearing a crucifix. In the background, a faded photo of him looking pensive wearing sunglasses.
TikTok comments on a post from The Tasty Freeze Montezuma, IN Barbudo Maravilla comments: Don't let John Mellencamp anywhere near those chili dogs Joe daddy 836 comments: that's why trump wears a diaper Barbudo Maravilla comments: What? Bode comments: There might be a little sucking going on
Usher, the famous musician, sitting in front of a vaguely Easter-themed background, smiling and wishing everyone a happy Easter. It wipes to reveal the marketing branding for Xbox 360 of 2013 or so.
Brumpo Tungus
Photo of an Olympus camera next to an aged box for FUJINON CCTV FIXED FOCUS LENS. The lens is fairly small on the already small camera.
Nintendo Game Boy Color Lunchables Console. It's yellow. Dracula is there and the A and B buttons are his eyes.
Olympus camera with a lens on it that looks like a lens cap with a small disposable camera lens in the center. The texture and design of the lens cap resembles an Oreo cookie
1990s-style PowerPoint slide featuring movie-themed clipart alongside gradient-background rectangles. The slide is titled "The Movie Club Awards 1995"
My golden retriever mutt Orion. He is eyeing the camera suspiciously. I miss him very much.
Clip from The Langoliers featuring a man smugly drinking a can of cola and smiling. "Gentlemen, the cola is very, very good today" he tells other men standing near him.
Tribute-style t-shirt featuring a collage of hyraxes under large letters reading "AUTISM"
Avatar of Evan Walsh with a thought bubble reading Christmas
A man’s hand holding a small squeegee
Etnies brand skate shoes from the early 2000s. They’re suede-ish, puffy, just huge shoes.
Notch's bullshit candy wall
Screenshot of the TikTok profile Cigarette_Pokemon_Daily. Bio says “I will not stop til EVERY Pokémon has smoked a crisp cigarette”. Each video features a still image of a Pokémon in Pokédex order smoking a cigarette
Album cover of The Chemical Brothers' Exit Planet Dust. It depicts a couple walking on a roadside while cars drive past. The cover has a vaguely vintage feel.
FINAL FANTASY VII DISC 1 HIGH-RES JPEG
Screenshot of Evan’s Pokémon TCG profile. Avatar image is Snorlax sleeping behind a flower. Friend ID is 2284549340497141.
The Windows XP default wallpaper "Bliss". A rolling, grass-covered hill with idyllic clouds dotting a clear blue sky. Some of the hill is shadowed due to cloud cover. Small yellow flowers intermittently dot the hillside near the viewer. Far in the distance, blue mountains. I want to be there.
Mobile game ad featuring Benedict Cumberbatch pointing at the viewer. Underneath is the text “GET BENEDICT’S REWARDS NOW”
Grid of 6 album covers. Blu Wav by Grandaddy, Dark Night of the Soul by Sparklehorse & Danger Mouse, VOLPETRON ASCENDS by Ray Volpe, CRAZY by LE SSERAFIM, I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU by JPEGMAFIA, and (What's the Story) Morning Glory? by Oasis
Three TikTok comments: “This one is it man”, “pretty neutral about this one man”, and “yeah this one sucks sorry man”
Cover of Soft Play's album Heavy Jelly. It depicts green gelatin molded into a ridged ring shape resting on a white cake stand.
Album covers of the following albums: "Bando Stone and The New World" by Childish Gambino, "Relationship of Command" by At the Drive-In, "HEAVY JELLY" by SOFT PLAY, "Ask That God" by Empire of the Sun, and "Dark in Here" by The Mountain Goats
Still from the TV show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". Master Shake is leaning down to Meatwad and saying "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
eddie murpo truck
Photo of the members of Limp Bizkit, standing in a line. One looks like a guy who has to go to family court right after the photo shoot, one looks like a Star Wars villain, one looks like he’d bum a cigarette off of you after trying to siphon your car’s gas, and one looks like a fan who can’t decide on any particular style of dress. They are all figuratively, if not literally, extremely divorced.
Screenshot of the player character in Assassin’s Creed: Mirage standing near an enemy and a cat. The enemy has an “Assassinate” button prompt overlaid and the cat has a “Pet” button prompt overlaid.