Eva Ogbe

@evaogbe.bsky.social

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The Singing Killed My Grandma Meme but the words are "progressive enhancement killed my grandma"
A screenshot of a protobuf definition for an enum called "megabool". The visible values are true, false, neither, both, maybe, trueish, falseish, it depends, oscillating, its complicated, and double true. The bottom of the protobuf is cut off, implying even more variants
A scene from a wrestling match where one wrestler is chained by their neck and the other wrestler is beating him with the chain
A layout for a mobile app that has a header, a footer, and a main area. The header has 2 icons aligned right. The footer has 3 tabs justified. The tabs in the footer have icons on top of short text aligned center in both directions. The main area has text and buttons justified vertically, and also a floating action button. The text boxes include 2 parts: 1 large text saying "Which one is this in the book?" and one in a smaller font saying "Also the desktop version replaces the header with a sidebar". Both text parts are aligned left. There are 2 buttons in the main area are justified horizontally. The buttons have an icon and a short text label both centered horizontally. The floating action button is aligned to the bottom right.
Tumblr post that says "im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor’s note: the author’s invocation of the word “girl” in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) 'im like if a girl was' (struckthrough) im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [thread locked (in all caps bolded)] im like if a girl (ending explained! in all caps) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don’t respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn’t registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under […]. im like if a girl lost connection (in all caps)"
The "Look What They Need to Mimic a Fraction of Our Power" meme with the fighter jets captioned "JSX" and Omni-Man captioned "Hiccup"
The "You best start believing in ghost stories" meme edited to say "You best start believing in a dystopian cyberpunk future. You're in one!"
The "You guys are getting paid?" meme with the text "You guys are getting more than a two-word title?"
The Scooby Doo Mask Reveal meme with the masked person labeled "Typescript" and the unmasked person labeled "Linter"
The Pirate Code Meme showing Barbossa saying "They're more what you'd call guidelines"