Eva in a Bind

@evathebaeva.bsky.social

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Please point me toward all the cool bluesky transexuals. Opre Roma

Poison ivy floating elegantly and looking like a bad bitch. Art by @pepedraws
An unposted skeet that reads, "It's national cheese Day! So you know what that means girlies, remember to run your tongue under her foreskin tonight 💛🧀"
Worldgorger Dragon, a 6 mana red Nighmare dragon. It exiles all of your other permanents when it enters and gives them back when it leaves. It's a 7/7 flying trampler, but that part is largely irrelevant
The magic card Reigning Victor, a mardu colored common Orc Warrior. It costs two-brid red, two-brid white, two-brid black, is a 3/3, has mobilize 1, and when it enters, it gives target creature +1/+0 and indestrucible until end of turn. The art is a shirtless grey skinned orc who's built like a truck. He's claimed a prize in a pit fight surrounded by cheering fans, with an armored mardu warrior beneath him helping lift one of his arms into the air.
Two banners hung above a bedframe that say HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Me with faded af hair, wearing a trucker hat that says "BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE," a red button up, and a black tank, reclined on a bed next to plushies of a mimic, baphomet, and Snorlax (never mind the laundry).
Art from artist MM PB. Depicts Shindo Hikaru and Toya Akira at a 1/2 angle facing each other, Hikaru startled and nervous. Perhaps Toya is finally gonna kiss his years long crush
Me, wearing glasses, a sleeveless black turtle neck, black skinny jeans, and a beige canvas jacket that you'd see a horror game protagonist wearing. I'm standing in a room lit by pale daylight, in front of a coffee table covered in mail. One hand has its thumb hooked into the waist of my jeans and the other is planted on my hip.
Isadora and Ro plushies from hit webcomic Heartstrings sitting atop a beautifully made bed right next to a large pink stuffed rabbit named Montague
Me in a gym locker room wearing lightly torn jeans, a punk t shirt (MDC), a hooded plaid button up (unbuttoned), and a grey beanie
A white and blue paper bag filled with needles next to a black magic card, a folded up knife, a tattoo punch card, and box of estrogen (and a Snorlax plush) on a carpet floor
Album art for Psychogeography by Anti-Spectacular, otherwise known as HausofDecline
Album art for Hey, I Loathe You! by Hey, ily!
screenshot of a message on discord from a censored user that says, "I Really Like Being your fidget spinner With A lot more moaning"
A picrew esque avatar of myself in short shorts, crop hoodie, and jacket, survived by murkrow, honchkrow, hisuian sneasel, hisuian zorua, xatu, weezing, and flygon
"Album art" for Sonic Adventure 2 Greatest Hits Revisited (it's just a blown out jpeg of a Chao from Sonic adventure 2)
Album art for Geese: Alive & in person by Geese
Album art for Live!! @ Studio 611 by Peach Rings and Those Dogs
Album art for Leonardo DiVorcio's eponymous album
Album art for LAUGHINGFISH by Black Dresses
Album art for Matamoska's eponymous album
Album art for You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To by Knocked Loose
Album art for I Know There Is Something Left For You by dynastic
Album art for Pink Balloons by Ekko Astral
Album art for It's Sorted by Cheekface
Album art for SOPHOMORE SLUMP CALLITHUMP by STOMACHBOOK
Yes you're in the right place Mr and Mrs Han, sit down please What's this summons for exactly Mr Han, you recall your mother's screaming fits, breaking plates, making you sleep on the fire escape I do Did that "make sense" to you Well she had anger problems Your mother didn't have "problems." Like all people she was forced to act as if she did by this institution Look my mom had some mental- BAM- I am merely giving you your problem In all of history there have been no real conflicts Were the crusades a performance, actors matching to a papier-mache dome Or a messed up story we made monks write down Who can say Anyway, your instructions will be written on your daughter Follow them or watch her die How come Mom didn't pick me up [NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN] A man gave me this weird shirt Pretty weird, huh
Album art for TANGK by IDLES
Album art for Let's Split by Fuckwolf and Green Milk From The Planet Orange
girl with scarlet red hair mostly hidden under a beanie and headphones stands squarely in front of a mirror holding phone up for a mirror selfie. She's dressed in a black tank that says "MRS" on it, a 70s airforce canvas jacket, and bright yellow slacks. She is giving a vacant look, practically gazing through the mirror.
Album art of The Cons of Being a Wallflower by Eevie Echoes & The Locations. Depicts a skull that's been cracked open with wildflowers growing from the hole.
A layout of the cube deck I drafted on a playmat featuring Recurring Nightmare's art. The central cards are thran dynamo, capsize, upheaval, time spiral, and mishra's Helix.
Me in a towel in a gym locker room, freshly out of the shower. Arms looking dece, but they'll look better in a few days when I work then now consistently. God, estrogen really makes muscle growth hard
The book cover for Make the Golf Course a Public Sex Forest!
The same 48oz glass from before in this thread, but now empty, save ice
Vibing by a food cart in my doll makeup and posing with someone in fuzzy horns
An ultra zoomed in crop of the bunny wearing the Mario hat in the back of one of the pictures
Me standing in front of a white door in a Lolita skirt and hounds tooth top, wearing black lipstick and doll joint tights
Me with a carabineer holding my keys on my belt lol, my Leatherman also secured to my belt, my cozy plaid vest, and free tickets to the absolute gunshow I'm flexing
Me and my beautiful spouse at mission theatre before the show. I'm in a grey Cami and white denim vest, they're in a catbite shirt and a baseball cap. Some dude is drinking behind us.
I'm standing center frame with crimson hair creeping out under a beanie and headphones, wearing a black t shirt that lets me tiny peek out with a canvas jacket over it (and a fuzzy white this peeking out from that, and orange camo pants
Cover of the 90s Milligan Shade the Changing Man cover, Shade the Changing Woman: Hermaphrodite (part 1) It shows Shade with red hair and breasts barely covered by their "avocado" patterned jacket. The border is primarily red and filled with iconographia and burned shapes. Art by Brenden McCarthy
I'm center frame in knee high black stockings, a plaid dress that's been cinched with a black corset belt, and a fuzzy black boat. Do not judge how messy my apartment is please.
Me standing center frame taking a mirror selfie in a locker room, wearing naught but a grey hoodie that barely covers my crotch and grey socks. I'm doing my best bottom impression by grabbing at my collar.
Tumblr response from user greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou reading, "You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid"
Me in my bathroom staring in the camera with newly reddened al hair. My eyeliner is in shambles and I'm wearing a blue tank top
A picture of me center frame, wearing nothing but black spanks. Blue Jay tattoo is prominently on display and I'm flexing my bicep and back muscles. Titties: popping.
Graffiti on a traffic light pole reading "girl dick is my dog food"
An among us character giving two middle fingers, drawn on a bus stop bench
Me, turned around and wearing a black studded canvas jacket with a rib cage painted on the back. Wearing skinny jeans where one leg is missing, showing off my exposed leg, and only covering my pert ass.
Me, flexing on a locker room. I'm between two mirrors, so there's a bit of an infinity shot. Wearing a tight black crop top and tight black runners shorts. Headphones are on and I'm listening to exciting!excellent!! My arm looks pretty juicy
My hand holding the card Apocalypse Chime, a two mana artifact that you can pay two additional mana to and sacrifice to destroy all cards from the homelands expansion.