Eve Harms, Orph Understander

@eveharms.com

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Exploitation/bizarro/horror/whatever authoress. https://eveharms.com/links/

pixel art of lady in hot tub from leisure suit larry
A narrative arc chart but it's mirrored vertically so that it resembles a butt plug
Photo edit of an Android Milk carton with a chest burster in a Missing Children frame
Photo edit of an Android Milk carton with a chest burster in a Missing Children frame
Mysterious cowboy from the Big Lebowski played by Sam Elliot
Photograph shows side view of a cat wearing a winged helmet and breastplate armor in the role of the valkyrie Brünnhilde from the opera Der Ring des Niebelungen.
Guy riding a farting corpse across the ocean from Swiss Army Man
Bitter Karella and Eve Harms live writing & gabbin' stream! Wednesdays 10am - 12:30pm PST www.twitch.tv/eveharms
A goat and the book Behold, He Scatters His Lighting
Bitter Karella and Eve Harms live writing & gabbin' stream! JERK OFF THE HORSE BUT ONLY FOR LEGITIMATE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY PURPOSES YOU SICK BASTARD: A NOVELLA ON CRAFT Wednesdays 10am - 12:30pm PST www.twitch.tv/eveharms
Screenshot of James Hurley in The Return
Reddit post about the aliens.gov site recently released after teasing alien disclosure but it’s an anti immigrant site with nothing to do with extra terrestrials. Text : The administration is discrediting all the government whistleblowers who came forward and testified in front of Congress. The embarrassing ALIENS.GOV website needs to be taken down immediately and people behind it need to issue a public apology. Screenshot: Anonymous @YourAnonNews ..• They just discredited all of the government whistle blowers who came forward about the UAP/UFO topic and testified in front of Congress. They're using this as a fascist attempt at dehumanizing immigrants. The White House Y @WhiteHouse • 14h They walk among us. ALIENS.GOV ... 1,873 61
Photo of the band Gwar looking satanic and gnarly
My tuxedo cat Bob with adorable yet villainous crossed paws
The trolley problem meme but all the little guys are grogu, and if you pull the lever it actually kills the group of grogu instead of just one. idk I'm just goofin off don't think about it too hard
Me with a duct taped bag give me a thumbs up
Me with a drink
Me with Arden Hughes, Bitter Karella and Josh Millican at the bar looking cute
A wooden chair with a wicker bottom that is blown out
The early from blue velvet and a frame, it looks very gross
hundreds of beavers
Photo of purple chrome nails, and a blue background
My tuxedo cat with his paws crossed looking cross
My ginger cat looking sad
Photo of my black tuxedo cat Bob next to my orange tabby cat Miso laying together on a cat bed looking cute
My tuxedo cat Bob looking like he’s in a mood because he is
Cover for Jerk Off The Horse But Only for Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes You Sick Bastard: A Novella on Craft, that features a freaky looking horse
Theodore Rex with Whoopi Goldberg movie poster. Whoopi is in a black skin tight body suit next to a goofy human sized dinosaur puppet
A beautiful white cat on a lease around people and a bush
Photo of a Hottie casually walking through a plate glass door and smashing it to bits
Underdog bookstore trans rights readathon display
panel of a chic track that has the edited caption: "Most people rejected [her] message. They hated [eve] because [she] told them the truth." The panel shows some biblical times dudes looking at a silhouette of jesus and one of them is saying "shut up!"
screenshot of the Israel x Iran prediction pages on polymarket
screenshot of the emoji version of the new eurovision mascot by Sage
An old tweet of mine from May 2022 that says "It’s Friday the 13th, #HorrorCommunity! What are you going to do to celebrate?" with a picture of Freddy Krueger
Smokey the Bear on a sign in a park
McGruff the Crime Dog througout the years
screenshot of posts showing max booth and bitterkarella fighting over orph with "orph hater" and "pro orph" in their usernames
Screenshot of the metro merch store with a guy wearing a shirt that says "Ride the D"
My cat Miso, an orange tabby, hugging three cat nip bananas
My cat Bob stepping out of our counter top dishwasher that is open with clean dishes still in it
My arm with a fresh tattoo of girl-Ranma's head from Ranma 1/2
Horror writers feed. Error: Not enough resources
Screenshot of an old post i made on here: "Eve Harms, 2026 edition @eveharms.com • 7/28/2024 I was going through my notes app and found this abandoned bit lol Screenshot: 11:37 < All iCloud （o October 21, 2021 at 1:52 PM In light of recent events, I would like to apologize to the wind-sailing community and affiliated industries. What I did and what I said was wrong, thoughtless, inaccurate, cruel, financially destructive, and perhaps even dangerous for beginner wind-sailors. I considered deleting the post for accountability, but l"
"I think that massive doses of Videodrome signal which will produce and control hallucination will ultimately create a new outgrowth to the point that it will change human reality." said by Brian O'Blivion in the movie videodrome
Screenshot of videodrome showing the character Brian O'blivion on a television
Nikki Brand in a red dress in the movie Videodrome, played by Debbie Harry
My cat bob
Cecelia Condit with an interviewer on a spooky set, she's an older white woman and she's wearing a tuxedo. The interviewer is asking "Do you like scary movies of things that are scary?"
Random yelling AI mouth from Aranofsky's new AI film about the american revolution
Max in the film Pi about to drill his head
Possibly in Michigan clip where the female characters talk in creepy voices
QR code for my Upscrolled account
Cute photo of my orange cat Miso with one earn crooked
My new profile pic. It's a cut out photo of me with a halftone filter on a bright pink background to look like an old exploitation movie poster. I'm smiling and looking down at a gizmo doll in my arms
A light pink thermos cup with a black sticker with holographic accents of a hamsa with an eye in it
Kristen Stewart stepping out of a door looking like a hottie badass. She's wearing sunglasses, a black jacket with flannel lining, and white tee shirt over a see through sparkly dress that shows her black panties.
Audiobook cover for The Body Keeps the Score by Bessel Van Der Kolk