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P1- EVERETT WATCHED AS A MAN IS COMMENTING ON THE APPEARANCE OF A THIRD MAN PASSING BY MAN COMMENTING: HA - HA -HA GEE, LOOK AT THE HOLES IN THAT GUYS PANTS P2- EVERETT DIDN’T LIKE THE MAN MAKING FUN AND LAUGHING AT THE PASSING MAN, SO HE HAS ROUGHED UP THE COMMENTING MAN,LEAVING THE MAN HOLDING HIS HEAD AND LOOKING DISHEVELED
P1- WE SEE A MAN THROWING A ROCK AT A BIRD SITTING ON A TREE BRANCH P2- WALKING BEHIND THE MAN, EVERETT ALSO SAW HIM THROWING THE ROCK AT THE BIRD THE MAN IS SEEING STARS BECAUSE EVERETT HAS THROWN A ROCK, HITTING THE MAN IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, THE MAN FALLS FORWARD AS HIS HAT FLIES OFF OF HIS HEAD
P1- EVERETT IS IN A CROWDED MOVIE THEATRE TITLE CARD ON THE SCREEN Part Two ————— THE BURGLAR CRACKS THE SAFE AND SECURES THE PAPERS. THE MAN SITTING NEXT TO EVERETT IS READING ALOUD WHAT THE TITLE CARDS SAY MAN: “THE BURGLAR CRACKS THE SAFE AND SECURES THE PAPERS” EVERETT HAS A VERY ANNOYED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE P2- EVERETT: AND I CRACK YOU ONE OR TWO OVER THE HEAD, AND THAT SECURES SOME RELIEF FOR FOLKS WHO DON'T LIKE TO HEAR ALL THE WORDS THROWN ALOUD TO THEM!!! EVERETT HAS TAKEN THE MAN OUT OF THE THEATER AND THROWN HIM ON THE CURB MAN HOLDING HIS HEAD: THE SAFE CRACKS THE PAPERS AND SECURES THE BURGLAR
EVERETT IS AT THE MOVIE THEATRE AND THE OPENING CREDITS ARE RUNNING P1- Produced Under the Direction of N. G.Goof. P2- Made at the Simpsap Studios P3- Photographed by I. Turner Krank P4- Next Week's Attraction: The Bootlegger's Booty P5- EVERETT HAS GROWN IMPATIENT AND IS LOOKING BACK AT THE PROJECTOR BOOTH EVERETT: PICTURES!!! COME ON' WITH THE PICTURES!!!!
P1- EVERETT TRUE: DO YOU THINK IT IMPROVES THE LOOKS OP THE SIDEWALK TO MAKE IT A SEA OF TOBAOCO SLIME!!! EVERETT GAVE THE MAN A BLACK EYE AND IS THROWING HIM ON THE SIDEWALK, AFTER HE HAS SPIT TOBACCO JUICE ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK
P1- MR. TRUE IS LISTENING TO THE MAN STANDING NEXT TO HIM ON THE SIDEWALK MAN: THAT JANE OVER THERE! I USED TO GO WITH HER SHE MAKES A FLASH, BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO HER. HER OWN FOLKS - P2- MR TRUE IS PICKING THE MAN UP BY HIS HEAD AND PREPARING TO SLAM HIM ON THE SIDEWALK MR.TRUE: AND NOW YOU RUN AROUND AND TALK ABOUT HER! SHE THREW YOU DOWN, BUT NOT AS HARD AS I'M GOING TO !!
P1- AS EVERETT ROUNDS THE CORNER HE OBSERVES TWO MEN TALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK, BLOCKING SEVERAL LADIES AND THEIR CHILDREN P2- EVERETT TAKES SWIFT ACTION EVERETT: STEP OVER HERE, GENTLEMEN AND LET THE LADIES PASS EVERETT HOOKS BOTH MEN WITH HIS TRUSTY UMBRELLA, AND PULLS THEM ASIDE, BOTH MEN ARE LIFTED OFF OF THEIR FEET. AND THEIR HATS GO FLYING, ALLOWING THE SMILING LADIES TO PROCEED DOWN THE SIDEWALK
P1- EVERETT IS LISTENING TO AN ITALIAN MAN TRYING VERY HARD TO TELL SOMETHING IN ENGLISH THE OTHER MAN LAUGHS : TEE HEE! P2- EVERETT ASKS THE OTHER MAN … EVERETT:CAN YOU SPEAK ITALIAN? THE OTHER MAN: NO, P3- EVERETT HAS SLAMMED THE OTHER MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MASHING HIS HAT DOWN OVER HIS EYES EVERETT: WELL, I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT ON THIS FELLOW, THEN!!!
P1- EVERETT ENTERS A BANK THERE IS A BANK GUARD WATCHING EVERETT P2- EVERETT NOTICES THE BANK GUARD STILL WATCHING HIM P3- EVERETT IS ANGERED BY THE BANK GUARD EVERETT: DON’T WATCH ME WATCH THE OFFICIALS!!!
P1- MRS.TRUE: EVERETT, WHO WAS THAT AT THE FRONT DOOR JUST NOW! EVERETT:IT WAS THE SMITHS, AND THEY WENT AWAY WHEN I ASKED THEM WHY THEY ALWAYS DROPPED IN ON US ABOUT MEAL - TIME! P2- MRS.TRUE: SHAKE! EVERETT IS SMILING AS HE SHAKES HIS WIFES HAND
P1- EVERETT ID DISCUSSING AN ISSUE WITH ANOTHER MAN MAN: AW, THAT KIND OF ARGUMENT MAKES ME TIRED. WHY, THERE ISN'T A MAN LIVING THAT CAN'T BE BOUGHT- P2- CLEARLY EVERETT DISAGREES WITH THE OTHER MAN, EVERETT KNOCKS THE MAN COMPLETELY OFF HIS FEET WITH A ROUNDHOUSE LEFT, THE MANS FEET GO UP IN THE AIR, AND HIS HAT GOES FLYING
P1- THE SCENE TAKES PLACE IN THE KITCHEN, WHILE MRS. TRUE IS BUSY AT THE STOVE, MR. TRUE IS DRINKING DIRECTLY FROM A PITCHER INSTEAD OF A GLASS P2- MRS. SEEING WHAT EVERETT IS DOING, THROWS A COOKING POT. HITTING EVERETT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD MRS. TRUE: THERE'S A GLASS THERE!!!
Outbursts Of Everett True By E.B. Condo P1- EVERETT IS DOWNTOWN, AND HE IS LOOKING AT POSTINGS IN A DEPARTMENT STORE WINDOW P2- SUDDENLY A STRANGER WALK RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERETT, BLOCKING HIS VIEW OF THE POSTERS P3- THE STRANGER IS LAYING ON HIS BACK, EVERETT IS HOLDING HIS UMBRELLA BEHIND HIS BACK AS HE RESUMED READING THE POSTS IN THE WINDOW
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS AT HIS DESK, HE IS ON THE TELEPHONE WHEN TWO MEN ENTER HIS OFFICE THE FIRST MAN IS AT EVERETT’S SHOULDER ASKING HIM A QUESTION FIRST MAN:SAY, MR TRUE TELL ME HOW MUCH IT WILL- - THE SECOND MAN IS WHISTLING A TUNE P2- EVERETT HAS GOTTEN OF THE TELEPHONE EVERETT : CONFOUND YOU TWO IDIOTS! HAVEN'T YOU GOT SENSE ENOUGH TO KEEP STILL WHEN A MAN'S USING THE TELEPHONE?!!! EVERETT GRABS BOTH OF THE MEN AND KNOCKS THEIR HEADS TOGETHER, THEIR HATS GO FLYING AND THEY ARE LIFTED OFF THEIR FEET
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS AT A BUSY RESTAURANT AND THE MAN SITTING AT THE TABLE WITH HIM HAS PUT HIS SPOON IN THE SUGAR BOWL P2- EVERETT: YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SUGAR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WANTS IT AFTER YOU DIG INTO IT WITH THE SPOON YOU HAVE BEEN EATING WITH!!! EVERETT BUSTS THE SUGAR BOWL ON THE MANS HEAD.
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR. TRUE IS WAITING IN LINE AT A LOCAL BANK WHEN THE MAN STANDING BEHIND HIM BLOWS A LARGE CLOUD OF CIGARETTE SMOKE DIRECTLY TOWARDS HIS FACE THE SMOKE ENVELOPES MR.TRUE’S HEAD P2- A BANK TELLER IS STANDING AT THE OPEN DOOR OF THE BANK, AND HE IS SUMMONING A POLICE OFFICER BANK TELLER:OFFICER!!! A POLICE OFFICER IS SEEN RUSHING TOWARDS THE BANK
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT UNBEKNOWNST TO HIS WIFE HAS INVITED THREE FRIENDS TO DINNER EVERETT : MRS. TRUE,THREE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE JUST COME HOME WITH FOR DINNER-IS IT ABOUT READY! P2- MRS. TRUE: YES IT'S ABOUT READY! JUST GET IN THERE AND ENTERTAIN YOUR FRIENDS WHILE I CHEERFULLY PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED GUESTS!!! WE SEE MRS. TRUE’S HANDS AS SHE CAUSES EVERETT TO FALL BACKWARDS ALMOST FLIPPING OVER, OUT OF THE KITCHEN INTO THE LIVING ROOM. THE GUESTS WATCH SILENTLY FROM THE SIDE OF THE ROOM
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- SLUGGO IS WALKING UP TO WHERE PEOPLE ARE BOARDING A TRAIN, EVERETT SEES A MAN ATTEMPTING TO PUSH PAST PEOPLE TO GET ON THE TRAIN WITHOUT WAITING P2- CONDUCTOR:BOARD ? EVERETT: GO AHEAD, CONDUCTOR — MY FRIEND AND I WILL TAKE A LATER CAR!! THE MAN THAT WAS PUSHING PAST EVERYONE, IS NOW ON THE GROUND STARS BEFORE HIS EYES, AND BEING HELD BY THE COLLAR BY EVERETT EVERETT HAD USED HIS DELUXE SIZE UMBRELLA ON THE MANS HEAD
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A MAN SHAKING HIS FIST AND PICKING ON A MUCH SMALLER MAN P2- THE PERPETRATOR IS NOW UNCONSCIOUS ON HIS HEAD IN THE STREET AS THE SMALLER MAN LOOKS ON EVERETT HOLDING HIS NOW BROKEN UMBRELLA SAYS: I’VE NEVER KNEW THIS FELLOW TO PICK ON ANYONE OF HIS OWN SIZE EXCEPT ONCE, AND ON THAT. OCCASION HE KNEW THE VICTIM WAS A FAITHFUL QUAKER!!!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT MEETS A MAN ON THE STREET, EVERETT GIVES THE MAN A SLAP IN THE FACE P2- MAN: HEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SLAPPING ME LIKE THAT !!!! P3- EVERETT THEN SLAPS THE MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MAKING THE MAN CRUMPLE , AT THE SAME TIME EVERETT REPLIES EVERETT :I WILL EXPLAIN I SAW YOU BOX A CHILD'S EARS YESTERDAY! YOU MIGHT HAVE RUINED HIS EAR DRUMS!!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS AT THE RAILROAD TRACKS AND HE IS WAITING FOR THE TRAIN TO MOVE SOHE CAN CROSS THE TRACKS, THERE IS ANOTHER MAN WAITING ALSO. OTHER MAN: I’M TIRED OF WAITING FOR THIS TRAIN TO MOVE. HERE'S WHERE I CRAWL THROUGH. THE MAN STARTS TO CRAWL UNDER THE TRAIN P2- EVERETT: HERES WHERE YOU DONT, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO WITNESS A MANGLINGI EVERETT THROWS THE MAN SEVERAL YARDS AWAY FROM THE TRAIN
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT HAS JUST COME DOWN TO THE STREET WHERE HIS CAR IS PARKED EVERETT: HERE BOY, COME BACK HERE!!! EVERETT WAVES FOR A BOY THAT HAS JUST WALKED BY TO COME BACK P2- EVERETT: HERE'S A DIME- YOU'RE THE ONLY LAD I HAVE EVER SEEN PASS MY AUTO WITHOUT BLOWING THE HORN!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS DOWNTOWN, WHEN HE SEES A MAN KICKING A LITTLE DOG MAN: GET OUT O' HERE! P2- EVERETT , IS OUTRAGED BY THE MANS ACTION EVERETT : IF THERE'S GOING TO BE ANY DOG- KICKING AROUND HERE I'LL KICK ONE, TOO EVERETT KICKS THE MAN IN THE BACKSIDE SO HARD HE SENDS THE MAN FLYING HEAD FIRST INTO A WALL
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-MR. TRUE IS AT THE OFFICE OF A FACTORY MANAGER WHEN AN EMPLOYEE ENTERS EMPLOYEE: MISTER GRIGGS, THAT MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER AND DANGEROUS TO OPERATE MANAGER MR. GRIGGS: WELL, LET THE MEN RUN IT TILL NOON AND THEN WE'LL, HAVE IT FIXED - P2- MR TRUE IS VERY UPSET BY THE MANANGERS DISREGARD FOR THE WORKERS SAFETY MR. TRUE: DO IT NOW!!!! MR. TRUE POUNDS THE MANAGER RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD CAUSING HIM TO FOLD UP LIKE AN ACCORDION
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1-EVERETT IS WALKING TOWARDS A GROUP OF MEN THAT ARE TALKING AND BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK, AND PREVENTING AN ELDERLY LADY FROM PASSING BY THEM FIRST MAN: BUT YOU GOT HOME EARLY, DIDN'T You! SECOND MAN: I SHOULD SAY NOT! THE PARTY DIDN'T BREAK UP TILL AFTER MIDNIGHT! P2- EVERETT ARRIVES AND BREAKS UP THE GROUP OF MEN BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK, ALL WE CAN SEE IS THEIR HATS AND CIGARS LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK, EVERETT : HEREAFTER DON'T STAND IN THE MIDDLE ON THE SIDEWALK TO VISIT! EVERETT IS SHAKING HIS FIST AT THE MEN WHO HAVE FLED THE SCENE
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN A LAWN CHAIR, HIS FOOT IS BANDAGED UP AND HE HAS IT RESTING ON AN OTTOMAN, HE ALSO HAS A PAIR OF CRUTCHES BESIDE HIS CHAIR A MAN STOPS BY TO COMMENT ON EVERETT’S CONDITION MAN: EVERETT YOU HAVEN'T RHEUMATISM YOU ONLY THINK YOU HAVE, YOUR FOOT DOESN'T PAIN YOU, THAT'S YOUR IMAGINATION. P2-EVERETT DOESNT APPOVE OF THE MAN’S DIAGNOSIS , EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE HEAD WITH ONE OF HIS CRUTCHES MAN: GUCH! YOU’RE KILLING ME!!! EVERETT: NO, I'M NOT, YOU ONLY THINK I AM IT DOESN'T HURT YOU A BIT, IT’S ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION. JU9T THINK IT DOESN'T HURT YOU AND IT WON'T!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN HIS EASY CHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER, MRS. TRUE WANTS HIS OPINION OF HER NEW DRESS MRS. TRUE: LOOK AT MY NEw DReSS, EVEReTT- ISN'T IT LOVELY? EVERETT REPLIED… UH-HUH , WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HIS NEWSPAPER P2: MRS. TRUE: LOOK MRS TRUE GETS EVERETT’S ATTENTION BY HITTING HIM ON THE HEAD WITH THE HANDLE OF HER UMBRELLA
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE HAVING A DISCUSSION MRS. TRUE: EVERETT, MOTHER IS COMING TOMORROW FOR A THREE WEEKS' VISIT MR. TRUE : GREAT SCOTT!!! WHY DOESNT SHE STAY AT HOME ONCE IN A WHILE? I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING COMPANY IN THIS HOUSE DO YOU THINK I'M RUNNING A HOTEL?!!! P2- MRS.TRUE : APRIL FOOL, EVERETT IT'S YOUR MOTHER WHO'S COMING NOT MINE' MR. TRUE COLLAPSES IN HIS CHAIR, HE’S TOTALLY EXASPERATED
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A HORSE HITCHED TO A POST IN FRONT OF A POOL HALL THE HORSE IS SHIVERING FROM THE COLD WIND BLOWING DOWN THE STREET P2- OUTSIDE THE POOL HALL WE SEE TWO BOYS LOOKING AT A MAN TIED TO THE HITCHING POST WHERE THE HORSE WAS, EVERETT HAS WENT INTO THE POOL HALL AND BROUGHT OUT THE OWNER OF THE HORSE AND TIED HIM TO THE HITCHING POST EVERETT UNDOUBTEDLY HAS TAKEN THE HORSE TO A LIVERY STABLE TO GET THE HORSE OUT OF THE COLD
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A CROWD OF MEN STANDING AROUND AN UNCONSCIOUS MAN ONE OF THE MEN IN THE CROWD: I DON'T KNOW --- I GUeSS HE JUST FAINTED. P2- WE SEE THAT EVERETT , WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA HAS CLEARED CROWD AWAY FROM THE AREA AROUND THE UNCONSCIOUS MAN EVERETT: WHAT THIS MAN NEEDS IS AIR, AND HE'S GOING TO GET IT!!
Outbursts of Everett True By A.D. Condo ITS AFTER DARK AND A MUGGER ATTEMPTS HOLD UP EVERETT AT GUNPOINT MUGGER :T' ROW UP YER HANDS! P2- EVERETT REPLIES TO THE MUGGER YES I' LL THROW THEM UP ! ALSO AROUND!! EVERETT PROCEEDED TO THRASH THE MUGGER WITH HIS UMBRELLA
Outbursts Of Everett True P1- Mrs True:MY PATIENCE IS ENTIRELY EXHAUSTED WITH YOUR BRUTISH SELFISHNESS! MRS TRUE IS ABLE TO PUT MR TRUE OFF HIS FEET WITH A SINGLE PUSH WITH HER FINGERTIPS P2 MRS TRUE: BEFORE WE WE WERE MARRIED YOU SAID YOU WOULD LAY DOWN YOUR VERY LIFE FOR ME!! MR TRUE ANSWERS FROM UNDER A TOPPLED BOOKCASE WELL, I THINK IVE COME PRETTY CLOSE TO MAKING GOOD ON THAT, TOO!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT HAS GRABBED A FELLOW BY THE BACK OF THE NECK AND HAS HURLED HIM FACE FIRST UNTIL HE LOOKING AT THE SIDEWALK EVERETT: PICK UP THAT WAD OF CHEWING GUM YOU JUST NOW SPAT ONTO THE SIDEWALK! THINK PEOPLE LIKE TO STEP IN THAT?!!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT SEES THREE MEN ON THE SIDEWALK,THEY ARE CATCALLING OUT AT TWO LADIES THAT ARE WALKING PAST FIRST MAN:SAY PIPE THE ONE ON THE OUTSIDE SECOND MAN: HELLO SWEETNESS ! THIRD MAN BLOWS CIGAR SMOKE IN THE LADIES FACES P2-EVERETT HAS WORKED THE MEN OVER PRETTY GOOD, HE HAS PICKED THEM UP AN THREW TWO OF THEM THROUGH A SHOP WINDOW, ONE IS ON THE SIDEWALK HOLDING HIS HEAD EVERETT: THE NEXT TIME I’LL BE REAL ROUGH WITH YOU !!!!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT ID TALKING WITH A MAN ON THE SIDEWALK, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF EVERETT, THE MAN IS LEANING IN SO CLOSE THAT HIS NOSE IS RIGHT UP IN EVERETT’S FACE P2- EVERETT HAS MOVED THE MAN BACK, HE HAS LANDED ON THE GROUND WITH HIS HAT MASHED DOWN OVER HIS FACE EVERETT: IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY FACE!!!
Outbursts Of Everet True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS TALKING TO A YOUNG BOY DOWNTOWN… EVERETT: DO YOU LIKE TO GO TO SCHOOL, LITTLE BOY! BOY:NO , SIR P2- EVERETT: HERE'S A DIME FOR BEING HONEST.
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE BY A. D.CONDO P1 - WE SEE EVERETT HAS ARRIVED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE EVERETT: THE POLICE DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO WEED OUT YOU SIMPERING DUDES THAT HANG AROUND THE THEATER LOBBIES AND LEER AT THE WOMEN, SO I'LL CRACK A FEW HEADS MYSELF!!! EVERETT IS USING HIS LARGE UMBRELLA TO CLEAR THE LOBBY OF MEN THAT LEER AT THE WOMEN WHEN THEY COME IN THE THEATER
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- WE SEE EVERETT AND A YOUNG MAN THAT WORKS FOR HIM IN THE OFFICE YOUNG MAN: MISTER TRUS, CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THIS AFTERNOON AND GO TO THE BALL BAME? EVERETT : WHAT!! GO TO THE BALL SAME WITH THIS OFFICE UP TO IT'S EYES IN BUSINESS!! WHY, THE P2: EVERETT: —VERY IDEA!! THE VERY IDEA I - - - WELL, Yes, You CAN GO, BUT I'M GOING ALONG TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND AND ATTEND SOME FUNERAL!!! EVERETT IS GETTING HIS HAT THE YOUNG MAN HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE DISCUSSING THE WALLPAPER IN THE HOUSE MRS. TRUE: NOW EVERETT, NE'VE JUST GOY TO HAVE NEW WALL PAPER! LOOK AT THIS OLD STUFF! MR.TRUE: SAY, MRS. TRUE, CAN YOU TELL ME WHEN YOU WILL EVER BE CONTENTED? P2- MR. TRUE IS ON THE TELEPHONE MR. TRUE: - SEND A MAN UP HERE TO MEASURE THE ROOMS-I THINK MY WIFE WANTS SOME NEW WALL PAPER! MR.TRUE HAS A BUMP ON THE HEAD AND A BLACK EYE
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- MR. AND MRS TRUE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM, MR. TRUE IS READING THE NEWSPAPER WHILE MRS. TRUE KNITS MR. TRUE: LISTEN, MRS. TRUE - - A SOLDIER GIVES AN ACCOUNT OF HIS EXPERLENCES IN THE TRENCHES- LET'S SEE, HERE'S WHAT HE SAYS: "FOR DAYS I LAY UNCONSCIOUS- For two WEEKS MY STOMACH WOULDN'T EVEN HOLD WATER. WHEN I LEFT THE TRENCHES I WEIGHED ONLY 108 POUNDS. I FEARED I SHOULD NEVER SEE MY LOVED ONES AGAIN, BUT THANKS TO DOCTOR KILLEM'S TONIC I CAN NOw - - P2- MRS. TRUE LAUGHS OUTLOUD HA- HA- HA! HA- HA-HA - HA! HA - HA! HA - HA-HA! MR. TRUE HAS AN DISPLEASED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- THE SCENE IS THE INTERIOR OF AN ELEVATOR, THERE IS THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR, EVERETT AND AN UNNAMED MAN… UNNAMED MAN:OH! — THIRD! EVERETT: KEEP RIGHT ON GOING MISTOR ELEVATOR MAN! I WANT THE NINTH!! LET THIS FELLOW PUT IN THE NEW YEAR LEARNING TO CALL OUT HIS FLOOR BEFORE REACHING IT!!! EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, MASHING HIS HAT, AND MAKING THE MAN SINK DOWN TOWARDS THE ELEVATOR FLOOR THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR SMILES AND LOOKS ON APPROVINGLY
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A MAN APPROACHING HIM ON THE STREET, THE MAN WANTS TO SHAKE EVERETT’S HAND MAN: WHY, HELCO, EVERETT HOW DO YOU DO! AND HOW'S EVERYBODY UP YOUR WAYS? P2- EVERETT: WHY, HELLO, OLD SCHOOLMATE! YOU've PASSED ME FOR YEARS AND NEVER SO MUCH AS SAID "GOOD MORNING" BUT NOW YOU'RE RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE! SHAKE, OLD MAN! SHAKE!! INSTEAD OF SHAKING THE MANS HAND, EVERETT IS SHAKING THE MAN.
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- SEVERAL MEN ARE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK TALKING, THEY HAVE THE SIDEWALK BLOCKED MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO GET BY THEM P2- EVERETT ARRIVES AND SEES THE PROBLEM AND HAS AN IMMEDIATE SOLUTION! EVERETT: WHAT DO YOU GABFLINGERS THINK THE SIDEWALK IS,A DEBATING FORUM, OR A PLACE FOR BUSY POOPLE TO PASS ALONG!!! EVERETT THROWS THE MEN HEAD FIRST OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-A LADY INTRODUCES HER FRIEND TO EVERETT LADY: MR. TRUE, YOU MUST MEET MY FRIEND, MRS.EAVE SON SHE IS A NEAR NEIGHBOR OF YOURS. P2- EVERETT TIPS HIS HAT AND BOWS EVERETT : CHARMED, 工 ASSURE YOU! ALTHOUGH WE NEED NO INTRODUCTION. THE LADY IS PRETTY WELL ACQUAINTED WITH OUR FAMILY AFFAIRS. HER 'PHONE AND OURS ARE ON THE SAME TWO-PARTY LINE AND WE OFTEN CATCH HER LISTENING IN!!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo MR TRUE IS STANDING WITH HIS BACK TO THE STOVE P1-MRS. TRUE: THAT MISERABLE STOVE IS SMOKING AGAIN! THE PIPE IS FULL OF SOOT AND YOU PROMISED FAITHFULLY TO CLEAN IT OUT! MR.TRUE: Yes, MRS. TRUE,I DID PROMISE, BUT I DIDN'T SAY WHEN I'D DO IT- P2- MRS. TRUE: DO IT NOW! MRS. TRUE KNOCKS DOWN MR.TRUE, HE FALLS BACKWARDS, KNOCKING OVER THE STOVE,THE STOVEPIPE FALLS AND HITS HIM ON HIS HEAD
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS HAVING A MEAL AT A RESTAURANT AND HE NOTICES A MAN ATTEMPTING TO TAKE HIS NEWSPAPER THAT IS LAYING ON THE DINING TABLE P2- EVERETT: IT SEEMS A MAN CAN'T LAY HIS NEWSPAPER TWO FEET AWAY FROM HIM WITHOUT SOME VULTURE SWOOPING DOWN ON IT EVERETT GRABS THE MANS RIGHT ARM PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM AND EVERETT PULLS THE RIGHT MANS EAR
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1-EVERETT IS WAITING FOR A MAN TO SHOW UP AT THE APPOINTED TIME , THE MAN HURRIEDLY WALKS UP TO EVERETT: MAN: SAY, EVERETT, WHAT'S KEPT YOU SO LONG! I WAS HERE AT HALF PAST TWO AND WAITED 15 MINUTES, THEN I WENT AROUND THE CORNER TO CET A CIGAR: P2-EVERETT HAS GRABBED THE MAN BY THE NECK AND GETS READY TO HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA EVERETT: SHUT UP!!! DON'T ADD LYING TO YOUR OTHER CRIMES! I WAS HERE AT THE APPOINTED TIME, AND YOU WERE NOT!!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT IS TALKING TO A MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE EVERETT: CAN YOU READ? CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN:YES, SIR. P2- EVERETT : DIDN'T YOU READ THAT SIGN OVER THERE? EVERETT POINTS TO A NO SMOKING SIGN CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN: SURE, I READ IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGNS. P3- EVERETT: “O, YE OF LITTLE FAITH"!! EVERETT STRIKES THE MAN ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA THE MAN GOES BACKWARDS AS STARS SURROUND HIS HEAD AND HIS CIGARETTE GOES FLYING…
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- , EVERETT IS SPEAKING TO A MAN, THAT WAS VERY RUDE TO ANOTHER MAN WHO HAS JUST WALKED OUT OF THE PANEL… EVERETT:IT STRIKES ME, SIR, THAT IT D YOU OUGHT TO BE MORE CIVIL TO THAT FELLOW! RUDE MAN: IT DOESN'T STRIKE ME THAT WAY — HE'S ONLY AN IGNORANT DAGO —- P2- EVERETT : WELL, IT'S GOING TO STRIKE YOU THAT WAY IF I CAN BRING ENOUGH PRESSURE TO BEAR !!! EVERETT STRIKES THE RUDE MAN WITH A POWERFUL ROUND HOUSE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, KNOCKING OF HIS HAT, AND KNOCKING THE RUDE MAN OFF OF HIS FEET
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A HORSE, HOOKED TO A WAGON, WITH IT’S HEAD DOWN, ON A VERY COLD AND WINDY DAY P2-EVERETT FINDS THE OWNER OF THE HORSE IN A SALOON, PLAYING CARDS EVERETT: AS I SUSPECTED LOAFING IN THE SALOON WHILE THE HORSE STANDS IN THE STREET TILL HE'S CHILLED TO THE MARROW... EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE SALOON, TURNING OVER THE CARD TABLE AND CHAIRS
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN A MENS CLUB SITTING IN A EASY CHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER WHEN A MAN WALKS UP TO HIM WITH SOME CIGARS MAN: HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERETT! SO YOU HAVE SWORN OFF SMOKING, HA - HA, THINK OF WHAT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING - SMELL THIS! P2- EVERETT DIDN’T TAKE KINDLY TO THE MAN TRYING TO TEMPT HIM WITH CIGARS , EVERETT ACTED SWIFTLY SWINGING AND HITTING THE MAN WITH A MASSIVE LEFT ROUNDHOUSE TO THE MAN’S FACE, KNOCKING THE MAN OFF HIS FEET
Outbursts Of Everett True BY A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS ADDRESSING US THE READERS, HE IS STANDING, HOLDING HIS LIT CIGAR IN HIS LEFT HAND , AND POUNDS THE TABLE WITH HIS RIGHT HAND AS HE SPEAKS… EVERETT TRUE: THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN IT'S CUSTOMARY TO GRAB HOLD OF THE HIGH RESOLVE, REFORM, TURN OVER A NEW LEAF, SWEAR OFF, AND THAT SORT OF THING, SO THAT'S JUST WHAT IM GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW -NOT!!
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- THE MAN WORKING NEXT TO EVERETT: HEY EVERETT! ( THEN PROCEEDS TO MUMBLE SOMETHING UNINTELLIGIBLE,THEN FINISHED WITH YESTERDAY!) EVERETT: WHAT? ( HOLDING A HAND TO HIS EAR) P2-MAN: "WHAT?" DO I LOOK LIKE A "WHAT"? P3- EVERETT HAS GOTTEN TIRED OF THIS AND ANSWERED THE MAN BY THROWING A CHAIR AND HITTING THE MAN IN THE HEAD WITH IT.
Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT RUNS INTO A MAN DOWNTOWN EVERETT: I JUDGE FROM THE PICTURES IN THE PAPERS THAT THIS IS MR. OILUM, COUNSEL FOR GRAB & CO. MR. OILUM : YeS, I AM HE. WITH WHOM HAVE I THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING! P2- EVERETT: MY NAME IS EVERETT TRUE. THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE! WHENEVER I MEET A CORPORATION LAWYER I LIKE TO CLEAN HIM!!! EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS, LIFTING HIM OFF THE SIDEWALK AND SHAKES LIKE A PERSON WOULD SHAKE A BLANKET
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS ASKING TWO CHILDREN ABOUT THEIR CHRISTMAS EVERETT :GOOD MORNING, CHILDREN - WHAT DID SANTA CLAUS BRING YOU FOR CHRISTMAS? CHILDREN: OH WE DON'T BELIEVE IN SANDY, MISTER GREEN TELLED US THEY ISN'T NO SANDY CLAUS P2- EVERETT IS VERY DISTURBED BY WHAT THE CHILDREN HAVE TOLD HIM. EVERETT: THERE'S THAT FELLOW GREEN I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL-MORNING!! EVERETT IS GOING TO HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION WITH MR. GREEN. EVERETT APPEARS TO BE REACHING DOWN TO PICK UP A WOOD 2x4 OFF OF THE GROUND…
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- ITS A COLD MORNING AT THE EVERETT HOUSE, MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE STILL IN BED, MRS. TRUE WAKES UP AND TAPS MR. TRUE ON HIS SHOULDER. MRS. TRUE: EVERETT! TIME TO GET UP AND MAKE THE FIRE! MR.TRUE: IT’S TOO COLD!! P2- MRS. TRUE HAS KICKED EVERETT OUT OF THE BED, HE LANDS ON HIS HEAD, KNOCKING OVER THE NIGHT STAND AND CHAIR THAT WAS NEXT TO THE BED
Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT IS IN A CROWDED MOVIE THEATRE, HE BECOMING VERY ANNOYED BY A MAN SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM… THE MAN IS MAKING A LOT OF NOISE AS HE IS EATING PEANUTS… SNAP CRACKLE CRACKLE CRUNCH— P2- EVERETT HAS HAD ENOUGH… EVERETT : I HAVE NO OBJECTION TO YOUR SATISFYING THE PANGS OF HUNGER, BUT A MOVING PICTURE AUDIENCE IS NOT THE PROPER PLACE! I WON'T SIT STILL AND LISTEN TO THE NOISE OF FEEDING AND INHALE YOUR PEANUT-LADEN BREATH!! EVERETT UNCEREMONIOUSLY KICKS THE MAN OUT OF THE THEATER ,WHERE HE LANDS ON THE CURB
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MRS. TRUE STOPS MR.TRUE JUST BEFORE HE LEAVES THE HOUSE MRS. TRUE: EVERETT BEFORE YOU GO LEAVE ME SOME MONEY. I WANT TO GET A FEW CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR OUR FRIENDS. MR. TRUE: DON'T YOU THINK OUR FRIENDS CAN GET ALONG WITHOUT BLOWING OURSELVES ON THEM FOR A LOT OF FOOL KNICK-KNACKS! P2- WE SEE EVERETT IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR LOOKING FORLORN AND SAD AT HIS OPEN AND EMPTY POCKETBOOK…