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@evergreenmnstr.bsky.social

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Especialista en LQA, gamer, cinéfilo, misántropo, genio del mal y no hitter. Padre de 2 minibosses. Un completo fiasco. (Also, in case you're wondering, the person in my profile pic is NOT me)

Black text over white background: "Congratulations on your 8-year anniversary, Jesús!"
Nick, the stupid motherfucker from The Walking Desd Season 2 by Telltale Games.
Discord message from user Ever: "Game slop"
Psicólogo: El Gijoe nazi no existe. El Gijoe nazi:
Blue Prince (Dogubomb, 2025)
Tier list: GOD: Sayonara Wild Hearts, Citizen Sleeper, Blue Prince, Spelunky, Balatro AMAZING: Dave the Diver, Elite Beat Agents, Quantum Conundrum, Pentiment, Super Mario Galaxy, The Last of Us: Left Behind GOOD: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Yakuza Kiwami 2, The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories, Who's Lila, Immortals of Aveum, Tales of Kenzera: ZAU, Streets of Rage 4, Indika, Indivisible, Stettar Blade, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, The Silver Case DECENT: Sackboy: Una Aventura a lo Grande, I Am Alive, Neverending Nightmares, The Last Door: Complete Ed., Sword of the Sea, Rusty Lake Hotel MEH: Twelve Minutes, 2064: Read Only Memories, The Cave, The Mr. Rabbit Magic Show
2025 Twitch recap 2050 viewing hours 356 days of access 6660 messages sent to chats Top 5 most viewed channels: 1) The Happy Hob (680h, 1996 messages) 2) SamanthaTeapot (152h) 3) dinossindgeil (108h) 4) chiclanafriends (91h) 5) Kemekemo (70h) Most viewed categories: Bloodborne, Just Chatting, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, Dark Souls
2025 BG Stats Recap Top 9 most played games: The Crew: Quest for Planet 9 (12 plays) King of the Dice Jr. (11 plays) Marvel United (9 plays) Biblios (8 plays) Camel Up (6 plays) Take Time (6 plays) Blabel (5 plays) Root (4 plays) Azul (4 plays) General stats: 131 plays H-Index 6 58 games 19 new 46 players 4 locations
2025 RECAP from Youtube Personality type: The Wonder Seeker Top interests: Video game reviews, independent horror games, board game strategies Top channels: ChusoMMontero, Critical Reactions, hbomberguy
2025 Wrap-up from Playstation: 783 hours total (749 on PS5, the rest on PS4), 768 sessions, 55 games
Claudio from Coheed and Cambria playing live
Choi Min-Sik "smiling" in Oldboy (2003).
Bugs Bunny saying "no" to the Orange Man.
Meme from The Office, consisting of two vignettes. Top picture: Two sheets of paper being handed to someone, showing 2 different images: a tree stump, growth rings exposed, on one side; and the Elden Ring logo on the other. Text in yellow font reads: "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." Bottom picture: A character from the show, Pam Beesly. Text in yellow font reads: "They're the same picture."
Arrangement of miniature figures from the board game Perseverance: human soldiers with rifles and axes in a circle surrounded by tiny coloured walls; outside, dinosaurs getting closer in scattered groups.
Picture of the Collector's Edition of Blasphemous 2 (PS5). It's freaking huge.
Bluesky comment from user Leon (@leonmallett.bsky.social): "Marginally less distasteful than bumfights, but only marginally".
Screenshot from the video game The Last of Us (2013).
A Moguri, a winged cat-like creature from the Final Fantasy series. It's saying: "Kupó!".
PS3 cover of Demon's Souls (2009).
A strange character, called Godsmistake Whatshisface, standing naked in a plaza surrounded by people sleeping, face ag
Cover art of the video game Sayonara Wild Hearts (2019).
Cover of the video game NieR in its original, PS3 non-JP version (2010)
Logo of the video game Undertale (2015).
Kainé from the video game Nier Replicant (2010/2021), with a subtitle that reads: "This ends now, asshole!"
Logo of the video game PixelJunk Eden (2008), framed into the game's level hub.
Cover art of the video game Thirty Flights of Loving (2012).
Artwork showing Sidney Losstarot, antagonist of the video game Vagrant Story (2000).
Screenshot of Francis York Morgan, protagonist of the video game Deadly Premonition (2010).
Cover art of the video game Bishi Bashi Special (2000).