Paul Downes Esq. (UK) · May 23

Give them all the day off and give the kids a runout. The result is meaningless anyway.

Oliver Collyer · May 23

What it needs is mass pre-match groaning when Keane is selected followed by the comedy of him scoring the winning goal. Worked last time.

Andrew Jai Presly · May 23

Probably indicates what the decision re Coleman’s playing days at Everton SHOULD be 🧠 > 💙 I’m supportive of a Kegger farewell masterclass here with Patterson or Dixon at RB. Start Alcaraz!!!!!! #UTFT #NSNO

Sam-I-Am · May 23

Aww... What a shame 😂

Sensible Geof · May 23

If there's a good time to have players out injured, this is it. This game is pretty much irrelevant for us, other than that it would be funny if Pickford scored a winner direct from a free kick inside his own half 👀😁

Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 · May 23

What's the blow? Play the under 16s for all this match matters.

Neil · May 23

Branthwaite is injured again! other clubs should not risk trying to buy him. He should just sign a new contract with us.