Geraldine

@everywhereist.bsky.social

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James Beard Award-winning writer, bestselling author, and all-around weirdo behind Everywhereist.com. Author, ALL OVER THE PLACE (Hachette, 2017) and IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT (PRH, 2024)

Image of a scooter in front of a garage door that is painted with the word "disASStro"
An illustration of a decapitated woman's head on a platter at left, and at right, next to it, is the author's photo on which the illustration appears to be based.
Picture of Elon Musk in the oval office with his toddler child on his shoulders. The toddler is exhausted and trying to sleep but cannot.
Who's Line Is It Anyway Meme with Drew Carey and the text "Welcome to America Where the Rules are Made Up and the Constitution Doesn't Matter"
Picture of a ceiling with a spider in the middle.
The prettiest challah ever.
screencap of a tweet from 2016 that reads "I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together, but *gestures broadly at everything*" from Katie Loewy
Picture of Jamie Walters in all his 90s era glory
Picture of me - hey, hi, what's up? - wearing a white sweatshirt from Springsteen's 1984 Born in the USA tour. It has little drawings of Bruce along the front.
Image of the most hideous Springsteen t shirt ever. It has photos of his face on the arms. THE ARMS.
Cover of John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album
Photo of blue Danish butter cookie tins.
Picture of Kermit the Frog if his only goal was to gentrify Sesame Street.
Picture of a vampire hissing in sunlight.
Image of a guy who definitely doesn't turn and take photos of his shits before flushing.
Picture of a guy who doesn't understand why we need the "half your age plus seven" rule
Sniveling little turd of a man who is sort of smiling but mostly looks constipated.
Photo of a ghoulish turtle.