evie

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25 she/they ⚧️ eviesrc.neocities.org ½ of WifeSoft Gameware, wife of @erysdren.bsky.social

wee in the corner with a metal cup asking "blease..."
some sort of spiky creature... they say "KISS BUGS FART LOUD LIVE PROUD". in the corner is a LIVE raspberry reaction
Pharrell Williams' Signature Four-Count Start
a screenshot from an area in BITCH HELL's upcoming expansion pak NEW NIGHTMARE. chains hang above a rusty metal space filled with enemies, big gears and some warm light from a burning furnace
True Stories (1986) directed by David Byrne
a very crude drawing of a vein (bitch hell's main enemy type) hitting a sweet pose with the text "ooo so smooth" next to it. it's standing in a crumbling facade of a doorway
the bitch hell physical release!! a jewel case showing the front art and an open case showing the disc art
a weird red guy split in half with pink guts spilling out against a bright green background
CRT TV screen with a little angry disc graphic and the text "there's a problem with the disc you're using. it may be dirty or damaged."
a still from the film's opening credits sequence, animated by Todd James
an advert for the BITCH HELL physical jewel case! has a little gold star that says "SHES GAYER IN THIS ONE !!!1 :)" and small disclaimer text that reads "(includes v1.2 with ENDLESS MODE and NEW NIGHTMARE expansion)"
ada rook's fallow with a cassette soundtrack and the game on a USB stick. with two stickers, a mini poster and logo patch
a TheReportOfTheWeek thumbnail of a video titled "Is There ANYTHING That Isn't Getting Worse?" with a very, very downtrodden reviewbrah looking at the camera
it's a logitech g303 mouse. fun fact when i bought this it was advertised as the "best mouse for MOBAs"
a youtube comment exchange from 12 years ago. the first comment reads "What did i just watch :/" and the reply states "U watched a video of Luigi fuckin all of Mario's shit with words -xstarynightx"
an automated bot check for the cutting room floor, but this one states "i am a human, or passing as one" instead of the usual "i am a human" text
a screenshot from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a roughed up television displays an ad for an OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA, "ONLY $999". this episode aired in 2003
"endless. bitch hell. new nightmare" text next to a small blood splatter. the WifeSoft Gameware logo above the website, www.wifesoft-gameware.biz and a little cute cursor! how lovely ^^
a sort of ethereal, almost holiday background with a crack of lightning and glitter... next to living legend "Weird Al" Yankovic in a desaturated almost sepia tone.. and the text "You Died!" in a pink, cutesy heart font followed by "Welmcome to Heaven" in a gold, slightly fuzzy regal font. i put more effort writing this alt text than i did actually making this, which i made three years ago lol
first panel: a guy screaming as he's exploding. second panel: closeup on weird robot face screaming. third panel: LATER THAT EVENING... fourth panel: a chill guy just ballin in spite of the horrors