Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer

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A man being in a giant harness affixed to a crane. He is above giant inflatable toys. A caption reads the NEW human crane @ Dave & Buster's
A blurry figured with teeth bared moving towards the camera coated in fake blood
A brunette woman with bangs. Her eyes bearing heavy dark bags. Her face is splattered with fake blood, ad she gives a sorrowful thousand yard stare to the camera
A book entitled "The Empire of the Great Mughals: History Art and Culture" by Annemarie Schimmel
A postal service label sticker saying "I AM NOT PROTECTED BY The Law you can do whatever to me"
Dustin says "I like this. I think there’s a parallel here with film - I find myself put off by some Spielberg films because he is dictating emotions like a drill sergeant: “Feel sad! Now feel righteous indignation!” I prefer experiences (game or film) where I have some room to bring in my own headspace and exploring how I feel about the fictional situation is part of my enjoyment."
A screenshot of a phone home screen mostly taken up by weather and clock widgets with a small folder labeled Google and social media
Glowing Priestess Cretins from beyond the crystal spheres. They superficially resemble a nun, but their heads are massive and spadelike with great glowing eyes. Init +3; Atk Claws +1 Melee (1d8); Crit M / d10; AC 12; HD 4d4; MV 35’; Act 1d20; SP Fowl Air,Astral Summoning; SV Fort +2, Ref +2, Will +5 Fowl Air: Anyone within 100’ of a glowing priestess suffers 2 damage as a corrosive gas follows it. Astral Summoning: A group of glow priestesses can spend an hour on a ritual to summon a falling star to land wherever they deem fit. Roll 1d7 to determine the effect of the fallen star. 1-2 Displaced Color: The fallen star brings forths a color that destroys the human mind, and the flow of time around it. 3-4 Green Star: Plants begin to grow rapidly around the fallen star, even dead ones. Totally alien plants begin sprouting and after a week some plants gain sentience. 5-6 Protective Rocks: A hostile alien being was stored inside the fallen star and escapes 7 The great fiery star, everything within a 15 mile radius is decimated. Harvestable Material: A glow priestess dissolves on death, leaving behind a small box of steel with bits of copper inside worth 5sp in total.
Two picked sized booklets of the skirmish game Death Cut in Stone. One a very simple black and white booklet with just text, another a glossy fully color printing with a scene of a graveyard.
A red black and white image showing a zine labeled von hynd manor sat between jawbones and skulls
Me smiling in a beanie with a wrist padded hand giving a thumbs up covering most of my face
Bruce Davidson as Senator Robert Kelly, an white man in a suit and tie
A square chart showing two axis of categorization; one artificial to natural, the other mechanical to biological. In the very center of the chart is a circle labeled cyborg. The corner of mechanical and artificial is dominated by the robot category, artificial and biological's corner is dominated by the android, but in the center of artificial and natural but mostly biological is the clone. The natural and biological sector is mostly taken up by human with prosthetics and bionics getting more mechanical. Nothing sits in the mechanical and natural corner.
A dark haired swordsman wielding a tome labeled Laws of Robotics. A group of robots dressed like saints surrounds him, dwarfing him and engulfing him in shadow.
A poster advertising the S.F. F.O.G. Club or the San Francisco Fantasy Oldschool Games Club. An illustration showing a woman in chainmail with a spear with a man wrapped around her leg. It reads "DIY & Indie Adventures Await! No Experience Required!" "Delve Dungeons! Defeat Dragons! Old D&D, Cairn, MÖRK BORG, Insane Houserules, ALL WELCOME Find new games, make new friends, just bring a good attitude and good snacks!" "Organizing Online at: discord.gg/Eczu7CfFfB" with a qr code leading to the same discord server
Sam Sorensen suggesting there should be a razzie style award for least comprehensible use of a Theory Term award, Levi Kornelsen saying he could be a contender in that one.
A grey building on an overcast day, bright yellow and blue letters read Capcom
A wikihow illustration showing a man hitting an ostrich with a makeshift bamboo club, striking it under the wing.
Six cookies just out of the oven. Massive chunks of chocolate emerge from golden brown dough.
Three posts from me reading Breaking: Jimmy Fallon has been eaten alive by a pack of roving hounds. Close friends and family confirmed his final words as "Something bad's gonna happen. I think I angered something, something ancient. Something bad's gonna happen I can feel it." Federal agents have declined to comment on any ancient beings with control over hounds at this time.
13 The Lab A small chemistry laboratory where untested recreational research chemicals are produced. There are 3 injection vials sitting out, labeled A, B, and C. When injected, vial A has no effect. Vial B causes a relaxation of all muscles for 1d4 hours. During that time the user experiences whispering all around them as they become connected to the whispering god that Edward wishes to birth; it will make demands eventually. Vial C causes immediate cramping paralysis and nightmarish visions for 1d12 hours. In the back is a large locker containing 45 pounds of weed and six blowtorches.
Graffiti urging the reader to google image search Obama
A book with a purple and white cover set in front of a lighter purple backdrop. The cover depicts a hulking horned robotic warrior with a massive sword and a long haired elf from behind looking on at a massive blast door in the side of a canyon wall.
A text conversation where someone says "They called me the mirthful shitter" I respond "That's true. They reported that in the newspaper"
Me texting someone they are out of the store brand nighttime robotussin should I just get you the brand name shit? They reply whatever is a liquid that has a cough suppressant+ antihistamine will be fine. Store brand nighttime robotussin and has a are underlined.
Two small train plushies with big smiles. They are navy blue, light grey, and yellow.
a screenshot of dtrpg showing supplements & expansions, with the subcatagory campaigns. adventures & modules
It will give you a far greater understanding of the world and make you a more interesting person if you follow the chain of influences on the things that you like as far back as you can go.
A photo taken from the perspective of someone holding a war axe in the dark as they run forward. It's captioned "bad day to be a zoo dolphin"
A digest sized stapled booklet. Its stark red and white cover bares a snarling wolf. It reads von Hynd Manor: Wherein is told a tale of bloodshed and diablerie.
A Tumblr post from December 17th 2013 by unabler. A picture of a car wash captioned I know the cash wash scares the dog, but tough shit. It scares me, too. The mechanism drags our vehicle in and I scream "We're going to die!" The dog whimpers and barks. "I've changed my mind!" I tell. "Oh god, let me out!" I use my fingers to pry at the closed windows, but it's no use. We're trapped in a tornado of escalating panic. My lips of control makes it worse for the dog and vice versa. I know that in this space, the relationship between the dog and I is toxic, but he's my friend and we're supposed to see a movie later. I vomit and beg the dog to kill me. I even take his little paws and manually place them on my throat, but either he's not smart enough to understand strangulation or he fears my death will force him to surrender a lifestyle he's grown accustomed to. At long last, daylight. The nightmare is over. The dog and I bolt out of the car and race over to a patch of grass next to the vending machines. We embrace. There are some things we need to work on, but not today.
A gas price sign showing prices at 6.09 9/10 a gallon for regular gas. 6.29 9/10 for plus gas. 6.49 9/10 for v power gasoline. 7.49 9/10 for renewable diesel #2.
A mostly fully red carton of cigarettes with Chinese characters on them.
A pixelated human and horse skull in just black and white.
Floor 2 14. Als In þe middle of þe room is a young man, maybe 20, He is pale ƿiþ many freccles, and curly broƿn hair. He goes by Als. Ƿen burials are not done properly and þe bodies are left to be consumed by þe scavengers, hƿat remains is a vampire; a rail þin creature covered in siccly patces of þe furs or feaþers of hƿat consumed þem. Hoƿever, þey hold on to an illusion of hƿat þey ƿere before. Þeir hunger cannot be quelled, but þey hold on to enough ƿit and humanity to hide þeir true intent. Þey can turn into þeir consumers form by donning and doffing a coat made of þeir furs or feaþers. Als is a vampire. He claims he cgust discovered þe hole hƿile ƿandering in þe ƿoods. He ƿaits until everyone’s guard is doƿn till he stricces. His coat is not ƿiþ him. Als þe Vampire(Raven): HD 5; Att Claƿs x 2 (1d8); AC 6[13] (agility); MV 120’ [40’]; SV D– 10 Ƿ–11 P–12 B–13 S–14; þac0 15[+4]; ML 12; XP: 300. Special: Undead: Macces no noise. Immune to poisons and mind altering effects. Illusory Nature: Þe vampire’s true desiccated and consumed form is hidden, until harmed by silver or gold ƿeapons. Elves have a 1-in-12 canse of noticing þe illusion but not seeing past it.
A white woman with bangs, a hasty doodle covering her entire face
A discord user named Anti-White Cthulhu saying "my favorite part my was decapitation"
An illustration by Larry Elmore featuring two women in chain main bikinis and a mulletesque loincloth. One woman stands unbothered in front of a man in blue jeans and a white button up shirt with a metal collar keeping him tied to a post. It is entitled Chicks n' Chained Males
A digital painting of an old woman in an elaborate headdress that takes on a ethereal flaming look. Her hands rest atop a cane bearing a grinning wolf. Her eyes and face cold, revealing nothing.
Oma Human: HP 6; Morale 11; No Armor, As weapon+2. Halfwolf: HP 56; Morale 12; Fur d4; Razortipped Slash 2d6 Terrible Claws: Rolls of 6 on the damage die indicate a severed limb. Player’s choice. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Wolf: HP 70; Morale 12; Iron Fur 1d6+1; Doomsday Bite 2d10. Iron Jaws: Once comped down Oma does not let go until dead, roll 1d6; 1 Head, 2-4 Arm, 5-6 Leg. Strength DR 16 to rip off own limb to escape, suffering 1d6 damage. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons.
a plywood construction with a stone held up by 3 drills above a bowl. Bungie cords keep the drills holding the stone.
A shot of a bathroom centered on the toilet. In front of the toilet is a mason jar full of clear yellow liquid held up by manicured hands.
Certificate NR. 784902 Name: Runner Employment: NuCaloric Serial Number: A21AAAEC-055C-442D-BF00-80E7D8F600D7 Expiration Date: 10.02.3209 Localization: Tau Ceti IV DNA Signature: #9A7CF23D Status: Active Result Analysis Your response suggest a practical focus on continuity and long-term survival. You care less about spectacle and more about what keeps systems running when conditions worsen. You value sustainability, shared benefit, and quiet reliability. While others chase ideals or powers, you make sure things don't collapse in the meantime. A radar chart with MIDA, UESC, CyAc, NuCaloric, SekHen, Traxus, and Arachne as listed options. Most of them are fairly balanced with NuCaloric being the slightest victor and Traxus being considerably lower than the rest. In case of system breach or deviant behavior, initiate immediate retirement protocol Certificate encrypted
42 Werewizard You were always fascinated by wizards when you were a young cub, . Then, one day, you got too close and an excitable wizard bit you. It didn’t work out too badly, though. You and the wizard even ended up dating for a while. Possessions ● Loose-fitting rip-away clothes Skills As a human: ● 2 Astrology ● 2 Evaluation ● 2 Second Sight ● 1 Spell - Random (Table 5) ● 1 Spell - Random (Table 5) ● 1 Spell - Random (Table 5)
A white woman in a black dress with a hasty black squiggle covering her face
google autocomplete searches for list of showing in the past I learned for list of divine punishments and list of apes
Lukas 1. Sneaking Food 2. Training 3. Fuming 4. Practising Speech 5. Smoking 6. Writing (subpar) love poems
A black and red digital painting of a young man with unkempt hair and a toothy grin. He is in the accoutrements of a Napoleonic era noble with a strange abstract porous background.
A hand illuminated by candlelight slowly flipping through a three ring binder containing dozens and dozens of pages of dungeon, neatly organized by section via the use of adhesive flags. A set of 14 dice of various shapes sit next to the candle.
Collapsed headers reading 5e B/X (Done) Fallen (waiting for 2e details) Hammers (Done) Liminal Horror (Done) MÖRK BORG (Done) Panic Engine (Done) Troika! (Done)
A painting of a young man with a toothy grin and wild blond hair. below it reads Lukas The eldest son of Werner and Dora and heir to the estate. Violent and impulsive, even when in human form—the definition of a brash youth. His wolf form is solid black with piercing yellow eyes. Any appeal to his physical prowess he finds endearing. He is in poor standing with his mother and father after he impregnated his paternal cousin Katrina last year at a family ball. This caused his wife, and maternal cousin Catherine, to move back to Russia and stop returning his letters. Dora is the most upset as she arranged their marriage. He is trying, unsuccessfully, to convince his parents that it would be “perfectly fine” for him to marry both of his cousins.
A bingo card with "Dracula, Bram Stoker" in one corner and "Oder of the New Moon, Eduardo Valdés-Hevia & David Romero" in the opposite corner every single other space on the bingo card is free space
A kickstarter sidebar reading $758 out of $1,000 raised by 27 backers with 23 days to go
10. Holding Cell A small jail cell. There is a 50% chance a human is being held in preparation for the bimonthly meal. Victims (1d4) 1) William the Traveling Englishman, see South woods encounters, entry 3. 2) Jean-Antoine de Cothique, a disowned son of a French noble family, who attempted to escape before paying Dora for her fortune telling. He has no dignity, begs like a dog. 3) Erika, a woman of Heivdorf so recently captured by the family that no one yet knows she is missing. She is part of the family who runs the inn, and was captured after she drunkenly stumbled out into the woods on the edge of town to pee alone. 4) Andrea, a woman offered up as payment by a Pomeranian noble family. She has no idea where she is and if she escapes her nerves will finally catch up with her, causing her to vomit in fear.
Daria: Longs to be reunited with her lover once she escapes. She does not know her fiance drowned himself in sorrow after she disappeared.
Nature 1 May use an action to turn between human and wolf forms. Dora Human: HP 5, Morale 9, No Armor, As weapon. Foul Sorceress: Knows two foul enchantments, and must test Presence(3) DR 12 to use. Chains of Hell: Immobilizes one target for Presence+1d4 rounds. Hymn of Wrath: One target is overcome with rage, attacking the nearest creature only snapping out of it when suffering a minimum damage roll. Blacktongued Prophet: Predict future actions, Armor increases by 1 rank for each round in combat. Wolf: HP 15, Morale 9, Thick Fur 1d4, Rending Jaws d8. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Hiedi Human: HP 4, Morale 6, No Armor, As weapon. Wolf: HP 12, Morale 8, Thick Fur 1d4, Droolsoaked Fangs d6. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Lukas Human: HP 4, Morale 12, No Armor, As weapon. Wolf: HP 12, Morale 12, Thick Fur d4, Slavering Maw d6. Rip and Tear: Each consecutive attack inflicts +d4 damage. Hunger: Will always consume a corpse. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Werner Human: HP 12, Morale 9, No Armor, As weapon. Wolf: HP 30, Morale 10, Thick Fur 1d4, Savage Chomp d8. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons. Oma Human: HP 2, Morale 11, No Armor, As weapon-1. Wolf: HP 48, Morale 12, Iron Fur 1d8, Doomsday Bite 2d8. Iron Jaws: Once comped down Oma does not let go until dead, roll 1d6; 1 Head, 2-4 Arm, 5-6 Leg. Strength DR 16 to rip off own limb to escape, suffering 1d6 damage. Silver Weakness: Double damage from silver weapons.
A box labeled 02.02 with hand written text reading The Unearthly Gove Ravens choke the pines surrounding an ancient stone platform. On a full moon resurrection magic works.
A Kickstarter funding bar showing 20 backers, 508 dollars pledged out of 100, and 26 days to go
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