Evil Ray

@evilray.bsky.social

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• Pronouns, this motherfucker/that motherfucker. • If I were an animal I'd be a human. • Largely non-toxic.

Do you ever get the feeling that things aren't as rosy as they appear to be under the surface?
What about "Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
Happy St. Valentine's Day Massacre Day!
He's still alive?! Man, it's like this voodoo stuff doesn't even work...
Normalize asking 'is that a furry thing?' whenever a guy says they're an Alpha
So Uncle Sam says to Johnny Canuck, he says, "Knock-knock jokes? Heck no! In the US of A freedom rings!"
Arthur Guiterman On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls Of mastodons, are billiard balls. The sword of Charlemagne the Just Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust. The grizzly bear, whose potent hug, Was feared by all, is now a rug. Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf, And I don't feel so well myself.
At a dinner party, Somerset Maugham asked Dorothy Parker if she would write a poem for him. "I will if you like," she said, and scribbled out: "Higgledy Piggledy, my white hen; She lays eggs for gentlemen." "Yes, I've always liked those lines," Maugham said. Dorothy Parker picked up her pen and added: "You cannot persuade her with gun or lariat To come across for the proletariat."
Crayola fabric markers feature an acid trip dragon dick.
"Take Nixon in the deepest days of his Watergate paranoia, subtract 50 IQ points, add Twitter, and you have Trump today." - Bruce Bartlett, former Reagan adviser
Saying "Fuck it" actually motivates me more than "You can do this". Because saying "fuck it" includes the total acceptance of failure as the outcome, meanwhile "you can do this" focuses only on the hopes of a successful outcome and the lack of acknowledgement of the equally probable failure outcome induces a certain level of unspoken anxiety. "...the Way of the Warrior is resolute acceptance of death." -Miyamoto Musashi, 'The Book of Five Rings'