Evil Robot Cat

@evilrobotcat.bsky.social

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Reeve-obsessed. I draw things and customize Nendoroids.🔞 Comics are here! Paintings at: @divinerobotcat.bsky.social patreon.com/evilrobotcat

A large sign decorated with Reeve Tuesti and Cait Sith's faces, reads: PUPPETRY LESSONS
Depressed Person meme featuring a custom nendoroid of Vincent Valentine in a yukata. Text 1: Do you think a depressed person could make this? Text 2: No.
Face, the best Nick Jr host ever! (Mid 90s)
A dark cross stitch project rests on an obnoxiously pink desk.
Thunderbolt Fantasy Zine, Across the Sea, resting on a pink rug.
Ever Crisis screenshot of Chaos/Vincent
Vincent Valentine and Professor Hojo stand side by side. Vincent's arms are crossed; Hojo hunches and scowls.
SQQ presents a cake to LBH. "Binghe, I've brought you a cake. (There's a saw hidden inside)."
Customized Nendoroids. In a brightly lit room decorated with modern furniture and flowers, Lucrecia Crescent stands beside Sephiroth (age 12).
A very detailed image of a winged Sephiroth and Cloud Strife wearing elaborate clothing.
Text: The 7th Guest Remake - Downloading
Photo of various Nendoroid parts covered in resin putty. A craft knife cuts through a thin strip of putty.
Custom Nendoroids. Vincent Valentine scowls into his hand as Reeve Tuesti, clad in a pleated skirt, waves pompoms joyfully.
Ever Crisis FF7 screenshot. Character sheet for Vincent Valentine wearing the Chaos outfit and wielding the Chrome Death Penalty.
IMAGE: Clad in the Zora set, Link smiles down at Mipha, who wears the Zora crown. They stand before the goddess statue, arms gently clasped. TEXT: Sneak Peek - Courage and Grace - A Miphlink Zine - preorder the zine at MIPHLINKZINE.BIGCARTEL.COM
Customized figures. Carrying a bag over her arm, Tifa leads Sephiroth (6 years old) deeper into an empty house as Cloud (4 years old) watches Aerith angrily swing a broom at spiderwebs hanging from the ceiling at the front door. No spiders were harmed in the making of this photo.
BotW fanart. Sidon swims toward Link in the middle of a swarm of guardians.
Nendoroids. A fully dressed Luo Binghe stands by the bed, offering out a spoon. In bed, a naked Shen Qingqiu shrieks in outrage.
Nendoroids. Tucked into bed up to their noses, Shen Qingqiu peeks nervously at a very excited and not sleeping Luo Binghe.
Nendoroids. Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe sit on their bed. Decked out in pink pajamas, Luo Binghe eagerly eyeballs Shen Qingqiu, who's clad only in a towel.
Closeup of a doll-sized replica of Shen Qingqiu's bed on its side. There is a long, hidden gap in the frame.
TEXT: Your Indie band name is: Your favorite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers
A model of Shen Qingiu's bed. A figure of Luo Binghe stands beside it with open arms and starry eyes.
A model of Shen Qingqiu's bed from SVSSS constructed from basswood and bamboo.
Elaborate decorative shelves made out of cardboard, glue, and acrylic paint.
Bits of bamboo and basswood glued together, alongside a sketch of a bed.
Vincent Valentine lies on the ground unconscious.
Screenshot of Ever Crisis Final Fantasy VII. Chaos hovers in the air.
Reeve Tuesti stands with Cait Sith, both dressed in the party frock costume from Ever Crisis.
Conan the Barbarian (movie screenshot)
Professor Hojo sits at a table, frowning over a salad. Before him, Chaos tears off Reeve Tuesti's clothing and licks his ear.
Aerith Gainsborough tucks a flower into Zack Fair's coat.
Prince Sidon sleeps beside a tadtone version of himself in a giant human hand.
Photograph of a Nendoroid and two custom figures. Link, Sidon, and Yona run down a hill, all eyes focused on a yellow kite beginning to take flight.
Young Mipha, Link, and Yona crowd around a bucket of water. A tiny crest and crown peek out from the water.
Screenshot from Dirge of Cerberus. Vincent Valentine raises a protective arm before Reeve Tuesti, who stares anxiously toward Vincent. Vincent: This ends here. Leave him to me.
Nendoroids. SQQ frowns uncomfortably toward LBH dressed as a maid in the background.
Customized Nendoroids. Sice in a yukata styled after Cait Sith, Reeve Tuesti in a vest and tie, Vincent Valentine in black and red yukata, and Tyrant looking the same as always.
Link and Yona stand at a fountain, holding a bucket and a watering can.
Dressed in their Ever Crisis winter costumes, Aerith Gainsborough tucks a flower into Zack Fair's coat. Zack carries a plush Stamp wearing a santa hat.
A set of miniature circle-shaped shelves made of cardboard and painted brown.
A screenshot of a shelf from Scumbag System printed onto paper, slowly being cut out.
A desktop monitor with pink washi tape covering the black edges of the frame. The wallpaper is SE's monthly calendar for March 2026, showing Aerith Gainsborough praying.
Photo of the Japanese editions of SVSSS, plus an acrylic stand depicting the coffin scene.
BotW 4koma. Yona and Sidon stand side by side watching Link fight a pack of bokoblins. Yona: Sir Link is breathtaking to behold in combat! Sidon: Go Link! As a snarling, hissing Link plunges a sword into one bokoblin, another bites him on the arm. Yona: ...he has had all his shots, right? Sidon: I... I don't know. The Zoras' mood turns gloomy as Link rips the entrails from one bokoblin while holding the now half-eaten heart of another.
A headless Nendoroid body covered in bits of coarse, wet putty, manipulated by a silicone sculpting tool.
Bulbasaur
Cropped screenshot of Cloud Strife staring in open-mouthed dismay. Above him is the text, "HOLY SHIT HE IS STEALING MY CAT"
On a bookshelf, the box and books are displayed side by side. In front of them, are Nendoroids of Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, and the System.
Snapshots of the foil cover illustrations, endpaper art, and sketches of book illustrations depicting the corpse, wedding, dream kiss, and various other scenes.
Still in the shipping box: the boxed set of The Scum Villain's Self Saving System
FF7 Ever Crisis screenshot. The home page. The wallpaper is Dirge of Cerberus promotional art featuring Vincent, Yuffie, Shalua, Reeve, and Cait Sith. Reeve is standing in the background, holding hands with Cait Sith. This wallpaper could only be obtained during the February 2026 Dirge of Cerberus event, by using 5,000 energy during the event. A standard battle costs 10-15 energy.
TGCF modern AU 4koma. (Xie Lian and Feng Xin hover close to a laptop.) Xie Lian: Oh, look! our charity got a big donation! Feng Xin: From that crime boss again... (Hua Cheng enters in his San Lang disguise, carrying a paper bag.) Hua Cheng: I'm back with lunch! What did I miss? Xie Lian: San Lang, it's just like you said! (Xie Lian throws himself into Hua Cheng's open arms.) Xie Lian: Hugging IS good luck for getting donations! This is the third time! Hua Cheng: Why don't we try it one more time to be sure? (Behind Xie Lian's range of vision, Hua Cheng holds out his phone and hits a button labeled PAY. Far from the lovebirds, Feng Xin glares at the obvious ruse.)
FF7 Ever Crisis screenshot. A filled stamp rally sheet for Vincent Valentine's Auditor costume.
VALENTINE'S HISTORY A mountain of valentine cards and stuffed bears decorate a space. Cloud Strife approaches Vincent Valentine with a wave. Cloud: Happy birthday, Vincent! Vincent: Thank you, but I was not born on Valentine's Day. (Vincent's birthday is October 13th!) Vincent: My ancestor did create the holiday, though. (Apparently this is canon.) Cloud: Really? How'd it happen? Vincent: You see, several hundred years ago...
Break the Seal card art of Vincent Valentine as a Turk.
Custom and trade figures. In a pink floral living room, Aerith, Tifa, Cloud (aged 4) and Sephiroth (aged 6) stand in front of a table loaded high with strawberry cakes. On the wall, a pink sign reads, " HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FF7! from evil robot cat."
Volumes 1-8 of the Seven Seas hardcover editions of Heaven Official's Blessing. Xie Lian and Hua Cheng dolls stand before the books.
SVSSS fanart. Shen Qingqiu stuffs a treat into Luo Binghe's mouth to stop an overly amorous leap.
Photograph of customized figures. In a dark sitting room, Vincent Valentine offers out a hand to Reeve Tuesti. Vincent holds a glass of red wine; Reeve has a cup of coffee.