evolbrew

@evolbrew.net

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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO) Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands

Tan house shoe with fuzzy liner and rubber sole.
Two hot dogs and two frozen lemonades sit on a red metal grate table
Ned the pie maker spoke to McConnell for 59 seconds today.
Me in a sleeveless shirt that sats "Proud to be an American" with a flying bald eagle carrying a flag. I'm also wearing a camo hat that says "Shut up and fish!"
A car radio display showing it is 100 degrees at 4:20.
A blue and purple guy start to hug as blue guy says "how goes it, my dude?. The two clap hands as purple guy says "Not good" The two pat each other on the back as they hug and blue guy says "same"
A brown booby (bird) next to a lake. They're very rare here!
Text: "DOWN THE HATCH'D Breakfast Shot with Jameson, Butterscotch Schnapps, OJ, Bacon Chaser 8"
A brisket sandwich from a Sonic The Hedgehog thened fast food restaurant. The bun is extremely blue.
A blue, dirty LL Bean backpack with CRL monogrammed at the top, sitting on a kitchen counter.
A screenshot of a Bluesky notification saying "Gail Simone has followed you back"
FIFA Fan Festival Road Closures Kessler Road and Memorial Drive Restricted area begins south of Pershing Lofts Closed May 11 – July 24 for FIFA Fan FestivalTM set up, operations and removal E 27th Street Main Street to Warwick Trafficway closed for pedestrian pathway Permit required to access between Warwick Trafficway and McGee Trafficway 18 days FIFA Fan FestivalTM is open Warwick Trafficway Permit required to access south of E 27th Street June 9-July 13 for ConnectKC26 Region Direct service Closed between E 27th Street and E 26th Street 18 days FIFA Fan FestivalTM is open E 26th Street Eastbound lanes closed from Warwick Trafficway to McGee Trafficway Access to parking garage north of E 26th Street will remain open – vehicles can make the eastbound left turn from E 26th Street to Warwick Trafficway or from northbound McGee Trafficway; to exit, vehicles must travel west on E 26th Street 6 match days McGee Trafficway Southbound lanes closed between E 26th Street and E 27th Street Access to parking garage east of McGee Trafficway will remain open – vehicles must access from northbound lane 6 match days McGee Trafficway On-Street Parking Restrictions Between E 29th Street and Gillham Road June 9-July 13 for ConnectKC26 Region Direct service
Chris and Jona acting out a sock puppet play.
The fake band Lovebürger from the movie Can't Hardly Wait
Two consecutive skeets: Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.s... Obsession! Goddamn! What a movie! . Mr Bungle @mystic5523.bsky.so.. Man, Obsession was so freaking good
A poster for the movie Buffet Infinity
A man and woman in old-timey carnie style clothes, the man in mime style makeup. They're staring into an open briefcase on a stand, that has a tiny tightrope and other circus type equipment in it
The word WOIMS in Waffle House font
A Scan-Tron 888 OMR Scorer machine for sale - $100
A Facebook post from NKC mayor Jesse Smith, featuring a photo of a group wearing paper mache animal masks flowers and holding silly instruments. His kids pose with us. He says "I'm always amazed by the random festivities you can find in Macken Park. Today we met a group of friends celebrating Spring with a parade in the park. They made costumes, brought instruments and had candy and bubbles for the kiddos! I love when people find creative ways to spread joy in our community."
Two very long pieces of shredded cheese on a brown napkin
A very long piece of shredded cheese on a brown napkin.
A lemon cranberry tart
A tweet by @gutterdaughter: "my fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a gal speedrun the five stages of grief as she realizes with horror that she still wants to fuck me"
A search engine screenshot that says "Can't generate an AI overview right now. Try again later."
A purple Book It button. It's lenticular and features a book opening and closing as you move it.
The DVD cover for Strawberry Mansion
4 tacos and corn nuggets from In-A-Tub.
Jason Ritter, dancing in his home
A screengrab from the Meteor/Meatier TikTok. God saying "I told you to make them meatier"
A graph showing a stick market indicator in the red with the text "Extreme Fear is driving the US market"
A bag of honey roasted peanut M&Ms
Text: "Duffy quickly rose to popularity with her 2008 debut album Rockferry and single "Mercy" featuring her unique, soulful vocals. But just as quickly as she emerged, she disappeared from the spotlight just as fast. In 2020, she addressed her lengthy disappearance from music. She revealed publicly for the first time that an unknown perpetrator had drugged, abducted, assaulted, held her captive, and took her to a foreign country. Now the singer is ready to open up about her trauma, in a new documentary set to release on Disney+"
The sign at the bacader Up-Down
"Donald Trump just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"
Draculaura from Monster High. She has hot pink and black striped hair
A cabinet in a hospital labeled "Clean Toys"
Me, Kara, and Anne Wheaton, all posed for a photo. Wil Wheaton doing a jumpscare in the background, about 20 feet behind us.
A sparkly plastic fork on the floor
A screenshot from Rotten Tomatoes for the movie Redux Redux. It has a 97% critics score and 75% audience score. There is a plot description: "In an attempt to avenge her daughter's death, Irene Kelly travels through parallel universes, killing her daughter's murderer over and over again. She grows addicted to the revenge streak, putting her own humanity in jeopardy."
A small-looking white house with bushes out front.
A screen showing the song Summer Girls by Lyte Funkie Ones (LFO)
A house with three strange "ridges" off the end of the garage (I'm sorry. I'm not even sure how to describe it.)
An Eventbrite message about getting your tickets for Cabaret of the Unhinged.
Me, dressed as the "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme
A VHS copy of Soul Man.