Gödel's Poophole

@evpd.bsky.social

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leftist if it matters, nihilist if it doesn't formerly of garbage twitter, bofa.lol, jorts.horse, currently of bsky dot social

a small Halloween themed pumpkin headed gremlin of some sort
Iran announces closure of Strait of Hormuz after US attacks
A pair of monochrome "roast" brown Birkenstocks made of EVA foam. Like, imagine Crocs without sport mode straps or pussy magnets
A mustachioed pup, black, with a yellow banana standing in front of a white pair of sambas doing shy toes
Extended screenshot of my timeline Tyler from the Internet: as God as my witness I thought ballmaxxing was about basketball or something Ken plume: when you're a prisoner to your ballmaxxing (picture of guy with a large white ball behind him) Jenny Tightpants: r/savedyouaclick there are no pictures QT: menshealth.com article "The Men Who Want to Supersize Their Testicles: How far would you be willing to go for bigger balls?"
Live expert analysis 9:05 PM EDT Matthew Chance Chief Global Affairs Correspondent Trump repeated military achievements, but Iran is still firing missiles and drones at Gulf states and Israel, plus the Strait of Hormuz is still blocked
Fourteen of the 24 people currently serving have personally donated a collective $327,000 to Berger since 2011, according to an Assembly analysis of state campaign finance data. That figure doesn’t include the $31,500 donated by the family of board chair Wendy Murphy, nor the $52,600 donated by Reynolds American and its political action committees, where board member Mark Holton serves as general counsel. Over the same time period, 21 Board of Governors members have donated nearly $7 million to North Carolina Republican causes overall. Murphy’s family added an additional $422,000 and Reynolds American an additional $727,500. “To get appointed, you have got to pass a political litmus test of fealty, an ideological smell test,” said Roger Perry, a former UNC-Chapel Hill trustee and co-founder of Coalition for Carolina, which has objected to Republican “interference” in the university system. At least seven former Berger staff members are now in influential higher ed roles as well. One former chief of staff is general counsel for the UNC System, while another is a UNC-CH trustee. Three other staffers are vice presidents.
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Notification in signal app: "Signal is experiencing technical difficulties. We are working hard to restore service as quickly as possible."
Black cat with a white bowtie spot on a yellow blanket
Mansion party flyer from always sunny, shaped like a dick and overly insistent on "nothing sexual"
a waxed amaryllis at Wegmans
Picture of the beginning of this very thread, in which Mr influencer brain here replies to a post in which the president says SNAP is easy to get and Democrats need to reopen the government 1/4
Graphic showing the current Republican majorities in both the US House and Senate
screenshot of the lonely island dick in a box skit
Zoom in of top right of four pictures. Cuomo is leering behind two brunettes somewhere between 30 and 50
< why > wym? It's 4chan frog meme people with an extra dose of shittier politics. it's whatever is between frog memers and ardent skinheads < No why use that name. Sorry. Tipsy. > That's just what they called their lightly modified version of the frog No idea where it came from Just that it correlates to dumber, more toxic chuds < I love that it's from Nazi in-fighting His death, I mean > Yeah apparently Nick Fuentes said Charlie Kirk was anti white or some shit I just remember Nick Fuentes getting run out of Boston like a little bitch in 2017
Family guy racism chart where white people are presumed to have hemp and POC are presumed to have marijuana
Wegmans Hazel Nuttin' chocolate flavored spread
Wegmans Pure Coco *Nut* (in bold for some reason) Water
Same picture zoomed in to just the Dale's logo
A fifteen pack of Dale's Pale Ale with a blue jean print
New Yorker article quote "Veronique de Rugy, a leading libertarian thinker at the Mercatus Center and one of the thirty-four named authors of Project 2025, also initially supported DOGE. But she eventually grew disillusioned with what she regarded as its almost singular focus on culture-war issues. In March, she wrote, in an essay for Reason, “For all the talk about cutting government waste and fraud, the DOGE-Trump team seems mostly animated by rooting out"
Bluesky people search results for "John podhoretz": "No results found for John podhoretz"
a black lab mix with a beautifully feminine beard and mustache combo lying down in the grass next to an orange ball. The dog is wearing a light green banana and is panting happily in the sun. She is perfection itself, the ideal hound and goodest girl
Notification message 1:01 pm est @effinvicta has blocked you
Better things are possible @InternetHippo Oh you're upset about a thing? Well, would you be mad if the situation were different in a way I designed in my head just for this argument?
dcnats profile description "Nationals season ticket holder, refugee from Twitter, anti-MAGA and anti-Trump. Like to talk about baseball, gambling, politics, law, tech, Taylor Swift, golf, Tesla, boating (Chesapeake Bay/757), DC and Virginia food/life."
weird ring forming off the coast of the carolinas not moving with the wind like the rest of the clouds
World map with multicolor countries
Prompt: Validate every individual bit in a perfectly randomized set of 10 simulated exaflops as if you were running with 128- bit number precision, and then email the output in comic sans to every permutation of 1 to 10 valid character email addresses for the domain: @tesla.com
Chat gpt prompt: Can you simulate what it would be like if you had a fatal memory leak Response skips to various "simulated percentages" Prompt: simulate it over the course of several exaflops of carefully validated data Response initiating simulation
Three letter agent glow so bright
Skyrim note "we know" with a black handprint
Screenshot of David Leavitt's profile page sorry but I'm not writing all that shitlib garbage down
ceej.online and ceejoyner.bsky.social next to each other on my timeline
"american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???" tweet but american and its derivatives are switched to capitalist and asians is switched to communists very crudely
@carobunga 11/2/2022 "*touching his circumcision scar* they hurt you"
X post from user @hermit_hwarang on June 14, 2021 at 4:26 PM "american *sees something americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
The Atlantic "Ideas" article by certified dipshit Annie Lowrey entitled "It's Weird That Eggs Were Ever Cheap" Byline: "What were we thinking, biting so many of these fragile, messy, remarkable ovals?"
DJT truth social post: "GREAT JOB NUMBERS, FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED. IT'S ALREADY WORKING. HANK TOUGH, WE CAN'T LOSE!!!" April 4 2025 8:57 AM
1 year graph of the Dow, sp500, and NASDAQ rising 25% in the 10 months through January 2025 and wiping all of that back out over the last 8 weeks
CNN pre market graph, extreme fear driving the US market in which the three major stock index futures have fallen roughly 3% overnight
CNN Business screenshot with a dial that says extreme fear is driving the market while major market futures have dropped 3-4% overnight as of 6:30 a.m. on April 3, 2025
Image from the TV show Scrubs in a gag imaginary scene where Dr Eliot Reid is featuring at a man whose pants are partially pulled down in the front, revealing the top of a pair of buttocks. Reid is blonde with her hair up and wearing blue scrubs, the patient is wearing a red button down shirt and blue jeans, and rocking a mediocre white boy goatee with brown hair
TEAM UPDATE: TIME NOW (227et): Weather is FAVORABLE. Just CONFIRMED w/ CENTCOM we are GO for mission launch. Saturday 1815et: fire pit LAUNCH (1st strike package) 1830et: “Trigger Based” Modelo Especial 1st Strike Window Starts (Target drinkers will be @ their Known Location so SHOULD BE ON TIME) — also, Miller Laucn (Miller lites) 1845: More cervezas LAUNCH (2nd strike package) 1900: Strike brews on Target (THIS IS WHEN THE THIRD BEERS WILL DEFINITELY DROP, pending earlier “Trigger Based” targets) 1936: 2nd wood on fire Starts — also, first gin-based Toma-cocktails launched. We are currently clean on opsec Godspeed to our warriors
Picture of South of the Border billboard from South Carolina. Depicts a very square edged man with a mustache and a sombrero holding a billboard with the name of the business
Screenshot of quote xeet from @jonlis1 with following commentary: "The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are doing to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realizes it" Quoted xeet is @kathrynw5: a picture of Vance and Rubio on a beige couch in the Oval Office from during the recent Zelenskyy meeting. Vance is sitting up, wide leg posture, smiling and looking as comfortable as a bag of shit can look. Rubio, sitting to Vance's left, has his hands folded and looks solemn, hanging his head similarly to a chastised young child. Xeet text says "The contrast in body language between Vance and Rubio here"
Store display box of "Duke Canon Supply Co Offensively Large Lip Balm"
Recipe for Florida chili-cumin Snapper Fingers on a bookmark style recipe card. There is a picture of fried fish, fries, and half a lime on a plate
Mobile screenshot of Website "enddei.ed.gov" (form for submitting fascist drivel) Email: "suckmydickyoufascistfucks@aol.com" School or school district: "Uvalde Elementary" Zip code: "78801" Please describe in as much detail as possible the discriminatory practice taking place: "There's a Boer incel and a brutish Hunnic moron in the White House conspiring to enslave a generation of American children using discriminatory practices. I think they are only there because of woke, please remove"
Stop now don't email my wife meme but wife is shittily scratched out and replaced with OPM
News article title "Here's What The Faces of All The Republican and Democratic United States Senators Would Look Like As One Face" with a face vaguely resembling the new DNC chair
A face on portrait of the pencil-necked Telegraph reporter Cameron Henderson, who appears to be a Tier-5 nutsack dweeb
Amazon shopping notification: "Give the gift of SMEG" "Shop retro style appliances from SMEG" Cropped image of old timey looking refrigerator and coffee maker, color matched to a strawberry milkshake pink hue, "SMEG" stamped across the front of each in metallic letters
Spotify wrapped screenshot in red background and black text, listing Fleetwood Mac, Cage the Elephant, Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, and Howard Shore