EvryMan

@evryman.bsky.social

154 Followers 773 Following

Part time streamer, full time amateur

Notification from Blue sky: Tonberry followed you back
Damn! It's Christmas. We're going to Applebee's after this
A snippet of conversation between Ellanor and Jannequinard Jannequinard: Lady Leveva did not take the old man's recollection of the slain astrologian well at all. I understand that hearing of a fellow colleague's death might unnerve someone... but you would think she had lost her father.
My WoL, Ellanor Falborn, dancing in front of the Free Company house while dressed as a court jester
Ellanor Falborn, my WoL, speaking to Brithael, Guildmaster of the Blacksmiths' Guild. The speech bubble reads: Brithael: Bah! Don't matter if it was savin' the world or cuckoldin' yer husband--'tis time to forge yerself a new reputation, pound out a new legend! An' ye can trust ol' Brithael to help ye do it!
WWF "DAMN" meme
Screenshot of Mr Krabs with jaunty music playing. Top text: Congratulations sailor Bottom text: You made it to Friday!
Survey results based on a 64 question quiz on various topics. Your (my) Results: 81% Woke / 19% Chud 45% Tech Bro / 55% Neo-Luddite 56% Hopepilled / 44% Doomer 81% Davos / 19% Dubai
Results from a Neon Genesis Evangelion personality quiz Results are as follows, clockwise from top right Kaworu - 35% Misato - 60% Shinji - 15% Gendo - 15% Ritsuko - 50% Rei - 25% Asuka - 25%
Selection of skeets in a thread stemming from a skeet by @dsquareddigest.bsky.social George Pearkes @peark.es The best national cuisine in the world being described as "alright" is the whole problem here. Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social I don't think you can possibly consider something to beat the best national cuisine in the world when you can't even pair it with the best wine in the world Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social It's cucina povera, like Italian food. It ranges from inedible to very good. It's just that Italian food doesn't have lots of people making inflated claims about it in order to demonstrate how unracist they are, or people claiming that big pizza chains don't actually serve real pizza 6:48 AM • Jun 14, 2026
Twitter screenshot from @nvkinoxiv, leader of the raid group Banana Codex GGs, I think the real clowns were the friends we made along the way. [Banana Codex] UMAD clear 10:21PM CDT 6/7 The attached picture depicts Banana Codex celebrating next to a pixelated Kefka after clearing the Dancing Mad (Ultimate) raid
Ellanor Falborn pondering a painting on the wall of the entryway to Goth Cat's home
The cover for Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo The title and author's name are in white, in a bold serif font, and on a background that fades from black at the top to teal at the bottom. A serpent winds its way in and around the letters, its scales shifting in places from the teal of the background to an almost green to the inky black at the top of the cover
Screenshot of the upgrade menu for Cyber Acme. All upgrades have been acquired
Screenshot of my party that defeated the Elite Four in Pokelike Party members: Venusaur Golduck Weezing Zapdos Charizard Dragonite
Dizzle @dfrezzz Baseball fan rules: Everyone is allowed to hate 3 teams as a baseline. The Yankees, 1 team from your division, and a rotating list of past playoff opponents. Outside of that, we're all friends
Screenshot of Spotify on desktop, showing the right click menu with one song selected
Ellanor Falborn holding the crystal of Azem Caption: Go forth. Discover. Unite the worlds into one.
Livingway speaking to Ellanor Falborn Caption: Livingway: Fortunately, I was able to activate the brands. Should any more voidsent emerge from the gate, they ought to be confined to the crater.
Image of Malphas from Final Fantasy XIV Caption: Malphas: I long to return... To see my home unsullied, as it once was.
A duck holding a smoking cigarette, shaking its head, and muttering "classic"
Picture of _gantry, the representative of the anti-authoritarian organization MIDA from Marathon
A two part meme: the left side depicts people waiting for a train to come out of the tunnel and into the station. The right reveals the train is, in fact, a cat Above the illustrations, the caption reads "You can't train a cat"
A picture of the Artemis II SLS rocket, seconds after liftoff
Pair of skeets: one posted by "Mrs. Detective Pikajew" and quoting one of their own skeets, and the other being a direct reply from @newsworry.bsky.social First skeet: Quoted skeet reads "God the Cesar Chavez stuff is just... men really should start out six feet under and work their way up." Skeet text reads "Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta" Second skeet: "You are all easily manipulated into painting Chavez as a rapist and pedophile. You are all wrong. I was there. That isn't what was happening. He was a man in power, and behaved as men behaved at that time. I cherish his memory. Dolores continued to work with him for 30 years after this "rape"."
Screenshot of two tweets, both from the same user. The first is captioned "About to go fight ill post the video after", and has an image of the opening cinematic for the AAC Heavyweight M1 (Savage) raid from Final Fantasy XIV Online. The second tweet reads "I got my ass beat bruh im not posting that shit", and is a direct reply to the original.
Black and white screenshot of Ellanor Falborn, my Warrior of Light, wearing a suit, overcoat, sunglasses, and fedora, while pondering a comment.In front of her to her left (bottom right of the photo) is Nashu Mhakaracca, wearing her formal attire. The comments Ellanor is picking between, "Stick to the facts" and "Wrap it up, gumshoe", are shown centered at the bottom of the screen under the caption: "What will you say?"
Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV depicting a zombie dressed in a black t-shirt with yellow printed graphics, a blue jacket with similar yellow accents to the shirt, black athletic pants, and a black baseball cap. How this merry undead man managed to cross the sea to Tural, I have no idea, but it's a nice sight to see!
Results from a personality test for potential Runners for the game Marathon. Across the top reads "CERTIFICATE" in the left corner, and "NR . 784902" in the right corner. A text box taking the right 3/4 of the upper third of the screen reads: "RESULT ANALYSIS" :Your answers reflect patience, precision, and respect for process. You believe improvement comes through refinement, not disruption. You value how things work as much as what they achieve. Progress, to you, is careful, deliberate, and engineered.: In the center right is a form of pie chart with aptitude between seven different groups (listed clockwise from the top): MIDA, UESC, CyAc, NuCaloric, SekGen, Traxus, Arachne. The "pie" is a circle of six concentric rings, intersected with lines from the center to each of the listed groups. A polygon generated from the survey response data stretches out to each of the names to reflect alignment with that organization. On the scale of 1 to 6 based on the rings of the pie, my survey results are as follows: MIDA, 2.1; UESC, 1.8; CyAc, 2.1; NuCaloric, 2.5; SekGen, 3.7; Traxus, 1.6; Arachne, 2.1. Below "CERTIFICATE" in the top left corner is a fragmented ASCII picture with a logo in the center, presumably of SekGen, the organization I am supposedly aligned with. Below the ASCII code is a text box reading: NAME: RUNNER EMPLOYMENT: SEKGEN SERIAL NUMBER: A21AAAEC-055C-442D-BF00-B0E7DBF600D7 Below this text box is another box that reads: EXPIRATION DATE: 10.02.3209 SERIAL NUMBER: EMPLOYMENT: SEKGEN Directly below that reads: LOCALIZATION: TAU CETI IV DNA SIGNATURE: #9A7CF23D STATUS: ACTIVE Below those text boxes and the survey results on the right is another box, which reads on the left: "IN CASE OF SYSTEM BREACH OR DEVIANT BEHAVIOR, INITIATE IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT PROTOCOL" The text "/!/ CERTIFICATE ENCRYPTED /!/" repeats across the bottom of the image.
Screenshot from CICADAMATA depicting several gray platforms trimmed in red at various angles on a dark gray skybox. Text on the left of the screen reads: "I HAVE BEEN KILLED IN WORLDS THAT DIED BEFORE I DID"
5 panel Trump interview meme. The top panel shows Trump handing a paper to a man who is interviewing him. The second panel shows the interviewer reading the paper. The third panel shows a close-up of the paper, with the text "Core legislative powers are those originally held by Parliament" overlaid on it. The fourth panel shows the interviewer looking up from the paper with a confused frown on his face. The fifth panel, shot from over the interviewer's shoulder, shows Trump with Clarence Thomas overlaid over Trump's head and shoulders.
Ellanor Falborn (left) looking at Dolce Sogno (right), wondering at the odds of finding someone who looked and dressed so similar on another world.
Ellanor Falborn, the Warrior of Light, sitting on a pier. Whether through some incredible strength or the aid of an invisible board, her legs do not dangle over the edge
Screenshot from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Sig Curtis (left) first meets Alex Louis Armstrong (right) A sign on the wall in the background reads: 2/9 MEAT DAY
Screenshot of a tweet from Jesse Rogers (@JesseRogersESPN) Kyle Tucker's deal with the Dodgers is for 4 yrs/ $240 million, sources tell ESPN. He has an opt out after the second year.
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, thinking over a question posed to her by Omega in its quest to understand the heart of Man. The question: Of the Ancients you met with, which was more justified in their actions? A question that Ellanor took longer than she would have thought to answer.
My results from a 40K factions quiz. I got Orks (90%) Full results: Imperium 25% Chaos 65% Eldar 70% Dark Eldar 25% Orks 90% Tyranids 75% Necrons 45% T'au 75%
Screenshot of Vamp Fatale, the "Sweet-Toothed Sadist" and first boss in the Arcadion Heavyweight raids
Vamp Fatale after calling upon the soul of some oversized bat Caption: Sweet-Toothed Sadist | Vamp Fatale
A word search with many, many, many words, but no key
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, praying before a supposedly bugged enemy that appeared after the 7.4 patch of Final Fantasy XIV
Ellanor Falborn, my Warrior of Light, pondering responses to Lumull's protestations about stopping the Doomtrain Possible replies: "Trust me, we can handle this." "We have no other choice." "Well, now I *have* to do it." [This response is highlighted]
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, sitting on a bench next to Krile Baldesion, and looking to see if she's alright.
G'raha Tia from Final Fantasy XIV, referencing a drink his pseudo-adopted daughter would make during his time in the First Quote: "It's not unlike the syrup Lyna used to make. Black as pitch, and sour as sin... Though there's no better cure for fatigue."
Detective Hardiboiled (not to be confused with Inspector Hildibrand) recreating the bullet time dodge from The Matrix while an insect sits on his face
Mr Krabs "give it up" meme Top text: 17! Bottom text: Give it up for the 17th inning!!!
Mr Krabs "give it up" meme Top text: 15! Bottom text: Give it up for the 15th inning!
Screenshot from Transistor depicting Red, the protagonist, singing on a stage
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, considering her response to G'raha Tia's (not pictured) question (She will choose the most violent response after the flimsy attempt on her life mere moments prior)
Screenshot of Queen Sphene (the flesh and blood one, not the genAI one) of Alexandria from Final Fantasy XIV
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, looking over the ocean from the top of the Moonfire Faire jumping puzzle tower
Screenshot of a Fox NFL preseason broadcast from 2017 between the Bengals and (former) Redskins
Inspector Hildibrand from Final Fantasy XIV dressed as a stereotypical noir detective, with black sunglasses, a black fedora, and a black trenchcoat. Caption: Man in Overcoat - "Give it up, kid! We've got you dead to rights!"
"But Black Dynamite" meme with the text replaced Top text: But Kwisatz Haderade, Bottom text: That *is* using your power for good!
A picture of my cat, Butter, sitting on the top of his cat tree and facing the camera
Screenshot of my lock screen. It features the Team Rocket R logo behind the clock near the top of the screen, and a flat PokeBall design at the bottom. The time and date read 11:51 on Friday, July 25
Image of Ellanor Falborn, the Warrior of Light, preparing to fight the entity formerly known as Queen Sphene of Alexandria
Image of Sphene, Queen of Alexandria from Final Fantasy XIV Caption: "I will erase all memories of the living Sphene--she who has cursed me with this soft and powerless nature."
A picture of Ellanor Falborn, my Warrior of Light, operating a mounted cannon
Zoraal Ja from Final Fantasy 14 Online clad in some sort of high tech armor