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A group of Hell's Grannies from Monty Python's Flyiny Circus.
Extract from the Wikipedia article on Alfalfa, describing the wily keel of the flower and its relationship with the equally wily honey bee.
BBC headline reading "Banksy confirms he's behind statue in Central London"
An ancient (by late 20th century standards) derelict fuse box in a wall which clearly is a few hundred years more ancient.
Parking signage declaring that the spot is reserved for Peter Jones Livestock / Iconic Hair & Beauty.
A robin sitting on a fence, giving off strong "Are you quite finished with your alleged business in my territory?" vibes.
Estonian traffic sign showing what might be interpreted as someone aggressively but joyfully farting on the hood of a car, half-seated, although in fairness more likely highlights unintended aggression towards said person by the driver of the car.
Cropped BBC thumbnail reading "Ministers say software developed by the Cabinet Office has helped to ramp up fraud..."
A photo of a London shopfront displaying the business name "SMASH & CHAI".
A four panel cartoon called "weeaboo" from pbfcomics.com. A group of dejected people in a meeting room are told by the presenter "If we waste any more time on weeaboo, we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month. Then one participant perks up. "Did someone just say 'weeaboo'?" Others join him in brightening up, and with a large wooden paddle in his hand, he continues "'cause I think I just heard someone say 'Weeaboo'." In the final frame, the presented is chained to a railing with his trousers pulled down, being spanked with the paddle while everybody rhythmically chants "WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!" Nobody ever got fired for spanking the messenger.
A cormorant sitting on a log in a river. It is pulling the kind of perpetually surprised face one associates with meme dogs and special interest dolls.
T shirt design featuring a bold logo of a red lipstick with butch stencil lettering reading "Take me to your pig".
Missing pet poster for a dog named Bear
Program note from BBC Radio 3 broadcast, listing William Byrd's "In resurrectione tua"
Pontius Pilate from "The Life of Brian", captioned "Release the retriever and the reranker".
Extract from a leaflet for a power distribution strip. "When the power is on, there will be spark around the plugging point. This is normal thing.... It is same theory as no phone call at the gas stations to avoid the spark to cause safety problems. But it is safe to us cell phones anywhere." "This product is only an outlet extender and cannot cause safety problems. But please make sure the plugged in device has UKCA safety certificate. Otherwise it is easy to cause fire or other problems. This is common sense."