Eli the Spandex Tailor

@ex-shifter.bsky.social

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Former owner of Shapeshifters: custom-sized gender-affirming top garments at shapeshifters.co/ They/them.

Dionysus in the woods: purple holographic leopard print spandex bodysuit, silver zebra print chlamys, white gloves and boots.
snowed-over mountains behind a frosty mountain road
Pan over a purple glittery leopard-print spandex bodysuit with a cross-body mesh silver zebra-striped cape
Ice seeped out from under a snowbank on a cracked sidewalk
Sticker of an angry clown, labeled 'Vampire'.
a beheaded whisk
Cheese puffs!
brown bread in a round cake pan with a can of Lake Monster Lager behind it
Bag of "Gluten Free Fine Cassava Flour, Human Food, Obtained from the Cassava Grown in the Country of a Thousand Hills, 2 kg"
pale pie in an overbaked shell
Sticky buns, sticky side up.
a dozen sticky buns that grew too big for their baking dish. Some of them are poking up in the middle.
Milk buns and sticky rolls
Red stand mixer with "LESBIAN!" in the Scooby Doo font on it, plus some generic bubbling cauldron decals
Six layer yellow cake with Italian merengue
Rabbit skull drawing ironed onto two layers of finicky textured spandex
Spam email text: Hey Shapeshifters, you know how it goes: People visit your website, give you their email address, and look at products like your Length. Then the challenge is bringing them back.
"Eli (They/Them)" scrawled in sharpie on a package.
A box of fancy chest binders with a Shapeshifters postcard on top.
Snow on trees in Vermont at night.
Spandex applique in progress: two starburst flares on a fuse.
A snowy mountain on an overcast day. All thick wet snow on evergreens, weighing down the branches.
A chest binder with Medusa's stone head in the middle like an ancient Greek arc reactor. Background is some Greek Orthodox-style stained glass.
a package marked RETURN TO SENDER with the addresses blanked out, heavily marked with various shipping stickers, including one that is simply stamped "MISSENT TO OSAKA". The destination country is United Arab Emirates.
Lyssa modeling a Burnt Orange chest binder by Shapeshifters under a translucent Halloween top.
Spandex chest binder dress with ten-point skirt, yellow pompoms, and harlequin print on the chest and skirt lining.