Exaspera 💙🌊

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Retired art history professor, biblioholic, artist, gardener, cat lover from Texas. 🚫DMs 🚫MAGA 🚫Crypto 🚫lottery winners 🚫Investors 🚫Porn #Resist #X-iled #BlueResistor #Postie No bio, no posts=no follow backs.

In the movie My Cousin Vinny, the defense responds to the prosecution's opening statement with these immortal words: "Everything that guy said is bullshit."
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A photo of tRump and the SS holding Oscar awards. Winner, Best Special Effects in a Staged Assassination
A photo of Stalin, “GOOD MEME, COMRADE I SHALL SEVE AND REDISTRIBUTE THIS”
A b/w photo of Bette Davis “*One should only say good things about the dead. ... He's dead. Good." Bette Davis
REICH-WING WATCH South Dakota MAGA Republican Arrested for Falsifying Documents to Pack Local Party Positions with Allies
A photo of someone playing a tiny violin.
Photo of tRump asleep. DC Rumors: Since Mitch McConnell's wife, Elaine Chao, has been in China while he's presumably in the hospital, Malaria Trump has made an unscheduled trip to Slovenia. (Pictured: Senile Satan enjoying the fireworks)
I'll tell vou the funniest thing. I'll go backstage efore a Miss Teen USA show, and everyone's getting dressed and ready and everything and no men are anywhere. And I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it. MARYLAND MAINE LOUISIANA KENTUCKY You know, I'm inspecting. The girls (14 - 16) are standing there with no clothes on. And you see these incredible looking women (teens), and so, I sort of aet awav with thinas like that" - Trumn
Fireworks from NYC.
BREAKING NEWS 533333339 VISITORS ARE CALLING TRUMP'S NATIONAL MALL ARCH THE "TEMU ARCH" BECAUSE IT LOOKS THAT CHEAP. ORGANIZERS RUSHED IN EMERGENCY COLUMNS TO FIX IT, AND THOSE CRACKED WITHIN A DAY. NOW YELLOW FOAM IS LITERALLY OOZING OUT OF THE SIDES AND MELTING IN THE SUN. RA
And the popular annual since 1967 Smithsonian event was not allowed permits this year.
titusnation = 15h I could have fucked up the reflecting pool this bad for 7 million. 992 @23 G18 1 @embodimentwithemily
Я US $140. 0000 NOT A TOY ADULT COLLECTIBLE REFLECTING POOLPLAYSEL ALGAE PEELED PAINT
A chicken with a fake carton of Ben & Jerry’s “Mint Chocolate Reflecting Pond”
Photo of a rainbow. “Alexander Duncan @AlexDuncanTX The rainbow belongs to God, not gays. God v @ TheTweetOfGod I loan it out in June.”
A bad photo of Elno Musk- nazir afzal @nazirafzal • 1d Musk didn't invent Tesla, he bought it Musk didn't invent SpaceX, he bought it Musk didn't invent Starlink, he bought it Musk didn't invent "X," he bought it Musk didn't invent Trump, he bought him
A drawing of tRump with Dorothy, From Mad Magazine. January, 1991. He has never hidden who he was. How about this? Stick around and I'll put you up in a penthouse with a limo and ten grand a week in spending money! In a couple of years, after you fill out, you could be my steady bimbo! Gosh, those sound like the words of a sexist oaf who only considers women to be property and cheap playthings! But I know you don't mean it that way, so how can I say no?
NASA's Voyager 1 will finally reach a distance of 1 light-day from Earth this year - a journey that has taken nearly 50 years.
AMERICAN FLAG BLUE A wordy ad with eric and junior holding pieces of the peeling reflecting pond paint.
So anyone taking odds on whether Trump puts his own statue in the Lincoln Memorial or tries to have the Washington Monument torn down?
Release The Epstein Files
A “photo” of tRump in a ballet tutu-“STEALING MEMES LIKE TRUMP STEALS CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
He said it's easier for girls to dress modestly than for boys to behave. And so I told him I wasn't interested in following rules that make life harder for girls so it can be easier for boys." - KIRSTEN MILLER LULA DEAN'S LITTLE LIBRARY OF BANNED BOOKS
A video from Rachel Maddow’s show this evening. TRUMP BOOED AS HE ARRIVES AT NBA FINALS IN NYC LIVE>9:012 FRACHEL MADDOWsHom FEMS NOW
I'll smile when you answer the fucking question
Clinton Eastwood photo-AFTER I FINISH THIS BLUNT I'M STEALING ALL YOUR MEMES
Brandon Gill ® @realBrandonGill| They aren't here to assimilate into our culture. They are here to transform it.
Photo of Katie-“I'll smile when you answer the fucking question”
A photo of Dolly Parton with the words, “
The Borowitz Report Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Seashells ANDY BOROWITZ MAY 5 READ IN APP 7
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SIT BACK, RELAX, AND LET THE TRAIN WRECK ITSELF.
6IX+ @okбіхх + Follow No president next term, America need to be single for a while to focus on herself
A screenshot of available butt pads.
Preet Bharara,”The Dow back when: almost 50,000 The Dow today: 46,415 Utterly debasing yourself for an audience of 1 to keep your job and losing it anyway: Priceless”
WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TWEETS D' TROUBLE. MOTHER RUSSIA COMES TO ME. SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM. ... COYFEFE!
THISIS ME HARVESTING YOUR MEMES
SEE THAT MEME? ITS MINE NOW.
Nathanael West's 1939 novel The Day of the Locust contains a character named Homer Simpson: Except for his hands, which belonged on a piece of monumental sculpture, and his small head, he was well proportioned. His muscles were large and round and he had a full, heavy chest. Yet there was something wrong. For all his size and shape, he looked neither strong nor fertile. In a 2012 interview with Smithsonian, Matt Groening said, "I took that name from a minor character in the novel The Day of the Locust, by Nathanael West. Since Homer was my father's name, and I thought Simpson was a funny name in that it had the word 'simp' in it, which is short for 'simpleton' — I just went with it."
Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver.
A character drawing of The Last Supper. “I love farm-to-table! Is this gluten-free? Jesus, Can I have white instead of red? If the Last Supper Happened Today”
YOU PROBABLY GET LOTS OF CARDS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY BUT WHAT ABOUT AFTER? WHEN THE BALLOONS HAVE WITHERED AND THE CAKE HAS CRUMBLED?" WHO'S THINKING OF YOU THEN? IAM. THAT'S WHO. ME I'M NOT LATE. I'M SENSITIVE.
Bernie Sanders is suggesting the Epstein files be read during the filibuster on the SAVE Act this week. Let's get this idea to TREND!
HAES Senedo Cymru Wetsh Partiament LIAR! NEWS WALES BECOMES THE FIRST COUNTRY TO ENACT RULES FIRING POLITICIANS FOR LYING
They'll sacrifice your sons to war for profit and your daughters to pedophiles, then tell you you're not a patriot if you resist.
Photo of trump wearing a t-shirt with the caption “ISRAEL FIRST I START WARS TO DISTRACT FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES”
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
A photo of a man’s grimacing face, “Me watching 80 year olds start wars they will never feel the consequences of”
A photo of RFK jr. and Kid Rock, both shirtless. “COKEBACK MOUNTAIN”
Monty Python knight scene. “SEE THAT MEME? ITS MINE NOW.”
A photo of trump from the back. “Stealing this like Trump steals classified documents”
Bad Bunny: "English is not my first language. But it's ok, it's not America's first language, either."
A painting of Stalin,”GOOD MEME, COMRADE I SHALL SEVE AND REDISTRIBUTE THIS”
A photo of Hitler. “GUESS WHO'S NOT ON THE EPSTEIN LIST”
Photo image taken of my TV of the Smith open congressional hearing.
ICE: What They CAN and CANNOT Do NOT A POLICE FORCE ICE is an immigration agency, NOT general law enforcement. STOPPING VEHICLES Can only stop a vehicle if they have: • Reasonable suspicion of an immigration violation OR • An official warrant. NO RANDOM STOPS POLICE DETENTION RULES Can ONLY detain if: ICE • Reasonable suspicion of being undocumented OR • A valid immigration warrant. CANNOT DETAIN U.S. CITIZENS USE OF FIREARMS Can ONLY draw gun if: • IMMEDIATE THREAT of serious harm. NO GUNS TO INTIMIDATE BYSTANDERS ICE has NO authority over: • U.S. citizens • People filming or passing by. BEING NEARBY IS NOT A CRIME ICE CANNOT STOP, DETAIN, OR THREATEN U.S. CITIZENS. 4TH AMENDMENT & DHS POLICY
2 toy soldiers on either side of a dark gray house with weapons. INCOMPETENT ARROGANCE
Elon Musk @elonmusk - Follow 100 Jerr @jerr_rrej If White men become a minority, we will be slaughtered. Remember, if non-Whites openly hate White men while White men hold a collective majority, then they will be 1000x times more hostile and cruel when they are a majority over Whites. White solidarity is the only way to 1:52 AM - Jan 8, 2026
I’m shocked that the FIFA peace award winner bombed Syria, Nigeria, and Venezuela in one week.
A photo of a monkey holding a smartphone. “*WARNING I STEAL PICTURES IFI LIKE YOUR SHIT - ILL TAKE YOUR SHIT”