@excanberran.bsky.social

@excanberran.bsky.social

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Doctor. Owner of Furry Little Evil II, a derpy Australian Pied Lap Slug (aka “domestic short hair”). I block anyone who annoys me; feel free to block me as I don’t care 😊

Black and white cat, bonelessly asleep, draped over the back of a red couch
Screen shot of Australian footballer Jordan Bos’ Wikipedia page, stating that he is “universally known as the one and only Lord of the wingback” This is probably not factually accurate, but he did have a good game
Black and white cat with white and black whiskers, giving the camera a loving look
Black and white cat showing off her black and white feet
A black and white cat, half asleep, with a grumpy look
Black and white cat, asleep in the crook of her owner’s arm
Black and white cat staring at it he camera, on a red sofa with a blue painting behind it
A mock MOCA. Requires orientation by lunar phase and parish; the animals are an elk, an axolotl and a pangolin. You have to draw a stellated dodecahedron
Jon Kudelka cartoon “Emergency” sign surrounded by fire on a building. Two people discuss it. First panel: “Hey, the hospital’s on fire!” “Meh, it’s always on fire” Second: “Shouldn’t someone put it out?” “They’ll muddle through” Third: “But it’s ON FIRE!” “Sure, but it’s not much more on fire than usual” Final: “Well, I suppose they’re used to emergencies” “It’s written right there on the sign…”
Juraj Slafkovsky looking suave in uniform
Bob Menzies helping walk the dog
Black and white cat asleep in owner’s arms. Has fallen asleep while licking her belly so is slumped comically
Black and white cat asleep on its back with its limbs stretched out awkwardly, looking distinctly potato shaped
Black and white cat, staring into space with ears held back by a blue doona she put her head into, and just a hint of tooth on view
Cat with small paws, black and white, taken from an angle that makes her paws look huge
Black and white cat giving owner a glare, seated on a red couch, on a blue background She forgave the owner later
Black and white cat with paws towards camera, yawning broadly
The West Australian state flag - featuring a black swan
Letter to the editor: An Anti-Vaxxer Wises Up TO THE EDITOR: I have to confess to being a one-time anti-vaxxer. I was adamantly opposed to the vaccines against measles, mumps, pertussis, diphtheria, tetanus and polio that I was mandated by the state to take. But I later realised that it was actually a good thing. Kindergarten changes a person. PATRICK FLYNN, RIDGE N.Y.
Sleeping black and white cat
Black and white cat asleep, looking rather potato shaped
Modern utes are about as practical as the Reliant Robin
Black and white, on her side in a pose which makes her resemble an odd kangaroo, flat out asleep
My cat, racked out on my lap, again.
Black and white cat curled up asleep on its owner’s lap
A painting of two men in the back of a small boat, with a black cat in the bow. Captions say “we are lost” “why is our captain a cat?” “Quiet”
Cartoon by Tommy Siegel starting with a message exchange: Wish I could be there, I’m sick at home with corvid Oh no, I’m so sorry! Oh it’s not too bad :) Next frame is a drawing of a happy woman with a phone in her hand, cuddling up to a giant crow, with a cup of tea on the bedside table
The cuddliest animal I have ever met, cuddling again
Black and white cat, racked out on its owner’s s lap
Bad quality enamel badge with (more or less) “Ministry of Automotive Transport - Controller”, and “Kaz SSR” embossed around a picture of a bus, or possibly a trolley bus
Black and white cat, ears back in displeasure (after being told she wasn’t allowed to eat the owner’ breakfast at the same time ember owner was)
The best chips I have ever tasted. I do not know what they are called
Screen shot of a tweet: ProbablyBadRPGIdeas @BadProbably Call of Cthulhu: It’s a book of great evil! Me: Atlas Shrugged? CoC: Near unreadable in its rambling, incoherent diatribe of horror! Me: Atlas Shrugged. CoC: Those who read it become monsters dedicated to the torment of humanity! Me: Yeah, that’s Atlas Shrugged. 5:54 AM, May 1 2021 Twitter Web App
Black and white cat, shortly after being told she could not eat my breakfast at the same time I was eating it
Black and white cat, asleep on her back in a most unseemly position. Looks like a cat drawn by someone who didn’t know how cat parts fit together, or what positions cats usually lie in.
Pierre the roadrunner gets crushed by the trump monolith
Cat giving owner partially shut eyes after lying next to them on the couch and putting a back leg over their legs
Black and white cat curled into her owner’s arm. Said cat has an average of not less than 1 hour lap time per day for life
Black and white cat asleep on her back, front legs stretched out and back legs splayed
Black and white cat, asleep, in her owner’s arms
Black and white cat looking at the camera and reaching towards it with one paw
Black and white potato is smarter than Elon Musk More qualified too
Black and white potato… sorry, cat, asleep on her back. She actually isn’t this weird-looking, but I managed to get a bad angle 😁
Distinctly potato-shaped black and white cat on the couch next to her human, with both back paws and one front on her human’s leg. Showing off pink and black beans
Cat-potato. Black and white cat very asleep and looking distinctly mis-proportioned…. Which is how she really looks 🤷‍♀️
Black and white cat lounging expertly, mouth wide open
Black and white cat sitting on the back of a couch, staring into space
Black and white cat shrimping, with front legs not visible
Black and white cat asleep with her eyes open
“The Gump @honeythorngump” posts trumply lies
Black and white cat deeply asleep (twitching in dream actually) on owner’s lap
Black and white cat, front paws crossed, yawning widely
Black and white cat making an odd face
A track through thin trees, all covered in snow
Black and white cat in a cat bed but alert, like she’s just heard the rustle of a packet opening
User bullpies needs a blocking
MAGA sucker says “ankle surgeries not usually covered because they’re unsuccessful”. Actually, ankle fracture surgeries are routine and have a high success rate
Black and white cat asleep on owner’s lap, view of white chest, front paws and underside of chin
Black and white cat folded in half on owner’s lap, with front legs around one back leg, looking like some sort of weird furry land-prawn. Cat is a liquid….
Black and white cat, still on owner’s lap, but has turned to croissant position