Kat

@excelddesigns.bsky.social

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Fantasy/Functional 3D dildographer | 18+ only | Experience from 2011 onward (DA/"Sheep") | She/her 🏳️‍🌈 35 | Designer at Uberrime | Freelance site is wildly in need of updates but listing it for record: https://sites.google.com/view/excelddesigns/home | fdt

Thomas Dambo troll at Morton Arboretum, circa 2021
"Tentacoil," my original sculpt from apparently 13 years ago, three castings in silicone sitting on a table with the mold.
Creeper, from Morrowind, a scamp who buys your wares at their actual value. He's one of two merchants in the game who you want to cozy up to, the other being the Mudcrab Merchant.
"Fruit-related accident, pear" from The Cave of Trophonius
Photo of a hand holding a small paper with impossibly small text. It reads, in part, "Dear customer, Congratulations on the purchase of your adult pleasure product! This customer information guide provides useful advice and tips on how to use and care for your product. Please keep this information for your reference," and then goes on a way. Much of the text is obscured by a thumb, because the text is tiny.
photo of a hand loosely gripping Marbles from Noodle Crafters. Marbles has massive balls. The right sized balls. Infinite. Balls.
large and frustrating-to-look-at comparison of masturbators
Qianai on the left, defendus on the right. Not the exact same product picture but clearly from the same run of colors.
Photo of a hand holding a piece of hail that is shaped similarly to cauliflower - the hail is about two inches (about 5cm) long.
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Nyoon Clock dildo being dual wielded along with magic as Frost fights a bandit
Mom's selection of critters set up on the edge of the tub, waiting bath time.
Xenugenesis
Photo of Arboris dildo from Uberrime. Very subtle scale pattern in the surface is visible. Custom scale pattern used to make this!
Photo of the Arboris Tree Dragon dildo from Uberrime, showing some greens and a gorgeous bronze base.
Raiju - "The Raiju Lightning Dragon Dildo" from Uberrime. Photo of a dildo in a lightbox, the color is primarily a colorshift green with astonishing blue hues to it.
Cthulhu dildo by Uberrime - picture in a lightbox showing the wings on the base, it is mostly purple with some blue hints and marbles of a pearly whitish
photo in a lightbox of the Cthulhu dildo from Uberrime showing the face
screenshot of the Uberrime Cthulhu model - digital sculpt in zbrush with no additional colors or anything fancy about it, just angry Cthulhu face
screenshot of Oblivion remastered showing a valley between two mountainous regions
screenshot of Oblivion Remaster, Oblivion gate from the side
13 year old photo of a sculpted frog, pictured from straight on and his back reflected in a mirror, being held up in a hand. He does not have his toes at the point the photo was taken. In front of him is a smaller, rounder frog cast in silicone. The mirror also shows distorted toes that look like they belong on some eldritch beast. My toes are normal.
Hodge Podge Entourage "Marella" and "Zahhard" in hand. Both mini size, phenomenally gorgeous colors
quick doodle on lined paper of a crested gecko with their hand under their chin, asking "bugs?"