Absurd Existentialist

@existentialistgod.bsky.social

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You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you. As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.

Michael Tracey's solid 5.
The Cyclospora Diet
Lindsey Graham actually getting it right for once.
The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump
Trump's increase in oil shipments. Do NOT look at any other time.
The Credible Shrek
You need more ID to buy a phone than a gun
Me eating a sub pository.
Commuters risking their lives.
The face of a child rapist
Gravy pops!
Lindsey Graham showing how a real man enjoys Disney.
The French Revolution really sneaks up on ya.
Donald Trump celebrating someone's death.
Harry misplaces the Elder wand.
It turns out America is the baddies, and you are responsible for letting it happen even if you didn't vote for it. You did not do enough. I mean I didn't either, but I accept my part in the rise of American Fascism. It's time you do too and stop pretending you're innocent in all this. You may not support Trump but he's doing all this in your name and you're letting him.
Ooo baby, I like it raw!
Brewery
Taco MOOOOsday!
Ice cream sandwiches
God spying on you doing it
Sam Darnold & Kenneth Walker riding teacups not at the State of the Union
Merrick Garland holding press conference in his living room.
Homer Simpson making legs obsolete.
Marine bikinis
I'm a whale biologist.
President Trail of Tears
A jar of mayonnaise and raisins, called Mayonrais. You should try it.