Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat

@expatrob462.bsky.social

1524 Followers 862 Following

I'm *a* Rob. I'm not *THE* Rob. I don't think.

A piña colada
Mini bar? It's full fifths of rum, vodka, tequila, and gin.
Google trends for "explosive diarrhea" for the last 90 days. There's been a slight increase in searches recently.
The Care Bear Stare.
A bathroom scale requiring an app and Bluetooth to use. I just wanted to weigh my suitcase.
A Tesla Cyber truck as seen from above
A plate of elote.
Screenshot showing I have 1,499 followers.
It's a hotel pen. In a plastic pouch.
Screenshot showing some account with 153 followers, following 3.8k, with ZERO posts.
It's a screenshot of a notes memo that reads "The ninja with the neon orange toe nails" I don't know, man. My brain is weird.
Leonard, from "Big Bang Theory" holding up a sign saying "sarcasm"
Screenshot showing the Yankees are 2-8 in their last 10, 1.5 games behind the Rays.
A sign left in a hotel room apologizing for construction noises.
A bottle of water, a can of beer, and a bag of Snyder's jalapeno pretzel pieces. *yay!*
Screenshot from Good Morning America where drumph, in a truth social post refers to himself "LONG LIVE THE KING"
English muffins
A Totino's Party Pizza.
Apparently @hyberbolicdoaist.bsky.social has blocked me. Which is in itself kinda funny.
It's a small plastic cup of ice cream. With a wooden spoon. Fucking hell what kind of massive discoveries are you hoping to stumble upon that wasn't made clear or couldn't be taken out of context from the original post?
Delirium Red "beer." It isn't beer. The world's angriest bees all got together and concocted this monstrosity in an effort to kill us all.
An Imperial beer bottle and 4 poker chips on a bar
An email from a florist. "America turns 250! Celebrate in full bloom 🌹"
A screenshot of a google query "what do you call someone who plays the cello?" It's cellist. I can't be the only idiot that didn't know that.
It's an ice cream sandwich, dummy. What did you expect?
Apparently Pete Hegseth is 46 years old.
A bottle of Delirium Tremens
Weather forecast for Brisbane, Australia High of 65, low of 60.