Claire, Doll Safety Inspector

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possibly the dumbest girl in the world 33. they/she/it | tech, bay area moots? ask my about my scandalously prudish alt account

White woman in a red cardigan wearing glasses with a vaguely hexagonal shape that narrows toward the nose. They’re mirrored and extremely red.
a jolfball on ice
jolf shot showing the ball on one side of a pond and a hill on the opposite side
jolfball bouncing in midair above a canyon
jolfball lands on ice, rolls down -2H, rolls up +1H, rebounds off a wall(?), and rolls backward down -1H then up +2H to end on the ice again
jolf iron shot trajectory lands on the hole then rolls one hex away from it
jolf put that tumbles downhill one hex then tumbles back uphill to its starting position
jolf ball putter trajectory showing a slide
screenshot of a jolf ball trajectory showing a ball landing on ice, rolling forward (downhill) one hex onto ice, and then rolling back uphill to its original landing site
Taco Bell cup with “dirty lemonade” in it. It looks like cum.
Conference projector screen which reads “Computer programmers do not deal in the truth.”
The list of criteria, in rendered markdown: #### Requirements I like my initials, `csv`, so I want any name changes to keep the first letter. First name should: 1. I have to like it 2. have strong feminine gender connotation 3. first page of search results for it should not be full of references to an active porn star 4. start with a hard C, and have no variants beginning with K 5. short, ideally no more than 7 letters 6. no common alternate spellings to confuse people 7. "moanable" 8. not be a name collision with anyone in my social circle 9. not be the name of an ex Middle name: all of the above, except: * Starts with S, no confusable soft C spelling
A box of Tagalongs, the peanut butter Girl Scout cookies.
Screenshot of Steam showing 400.2 hours played in KSP, last played Feb 9
Photo of the joined end of a pair of tweezers, showing they are size 1 “Antimagnetic 04” type, with a serial number and CE certification mark.
Claire, wearing an N95 mask and a very dark blue off the shoulder gown in front of a mirror in a very classically fancy building
Egg bagel, with a slight yellow cast to it, sliced, with cream cheese. The two halves have been put back together gently.
A square metal cover with a textured surface set in concrete. “B P D” is engraved in the middle in a large plain font.
the transy.edu bat mascot logo with the text TRANSY below it
the back of a tube of sunscreen, showing the ingredient list, which notably contains: diethylamino hydroxybenzoyl hexyl benzoate 50mg/g bisethylhexyloxyphenol methoxyphenyl triazine 50mg/g isoamyl p-methoxycinnamate 50mg/g zinc oxide 25mg/g
A bottle of Femme de Champagne, 2002 vintage
"Troon Rewards®" boring picture of a golf course and marketing copy about credit card reward points
marketing material for the premium tier of a SaaS tool. $8/month for features including "unlimited boards" and "dark mode"
The original bluesky app icon with a badge on it that indicates 43,597 new notifications
A screenshot of Clair Obscur, in combat against an enemy with a vertical slit along its body that’s separated into three segments (two visible at this angle) and has anatomy around them that can only be described as labia.
The character Trance Gemini from the TV show Andromeda, as she appeared in later seasons: a woman with pale white skin with gold highlights, dark red hair with what looks coronal loops, and eyes that hint at being as old as the stars. Also great cleavage, made more distinctive by gold contour makeup.
structural diagram of the squalane molecule: a long chain of carbons with 3 Cs sticking off on each half. it looks pretty fake
quesadillas cut and arranged on a plate.
A chicken egg that was drained and refilled with chocolate praline through a small hole. The top has been sliced open in the manner of serving a soft boiled egg. The box next to it says La Maison du Chocolat.
A “MiniMLL” syringe with a needle attached. The syringe is 0.5 ml, low dead space, and has a cute pink plunger. The needle is capped and has a post-usage safety cover sticking out to one side.
A bottle of champagne. The label is a pale pinkish off white and says: FEMME DE CHAMPAGNE Brut Grand Cru
Two toaster strudel pastries with a concerningly cum-like icing on them
an offline user in the steam friends UI: "melody" Last online 10 years ago
The bottom of an under-sink garbage disposal unit? Or some other equally mundane bit of household appliance that’s not meant to be observed
Screenshot of part of an iOS Home Screen showing the old bluesky app icon (it was literally a cloud in a blue sky) with a red notification badge that reads 25,480. Next to it is the building Measure app.
Screenshot of the iOS control screen showing a focus called “Very DnD” enabled. Its icon is a red diamond.
Three wide, flat rings of lampshade (canvas?), mounted parallel to the wall behind them, in a stack, the middle one offset slightly to the right. They have a texture of radial lines and blue light exudes from the inner part of each ring.
the sorcerer label in @bskyttrpg.bsky.social. it's been changed to to "Hide"
the cover of a children's book titled "Everyone I don't Like is Without Honor: A child's guide to Klingon politics" Gowron, wearing pajamas, is riding a small sleigh across the night sky (towards the screen), trailing a rainbow behind him.
An advertisement: Gowron is on the left, holding a knife. In the top right it proclaims "Glory to you & your house" Below it is GOWRON REAL ESTATE and some Klingon text (that I can't read and am too lazy to look up at the moment, but plausibly the name again) in the bottom right it says TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BUY!
twitch.tv's automod settings at the default preset (level 1), showing disability and misogyny as "no filtering" (0) while "sexuality, sex, or gender" and "race, ethnicity, or religion" are "less filtering" (1). the scale for each category goes from 0 to 4
art of two people looking into the distance, in a circle; around the circle it says "FUTURE CORPSES OF AMERICA" it's from a webcomic called Cat and Girl
Illustration of a white girl wearing a black hoodie, making a thumbs up gesture. She's got a gold medal hanging from her neck that says "tummy ache survivor" and a speech bubble saying "I made it out alive and you will too!!".
(sorry if this is too aggressive, I don't have that many frog pics handy) a tiny bright green frog sitting on a person's finger in all caps impact font it says: YOU ARE LOVED THIS IS A THREAT
A cutaway illustration of a car transmission captioned: You’ve heard of the gay agenda Now get ready for the trans mission
A donation receipt for $500
purity test results with a score of 42
claire wearing red glasses and a navy long sleeve shirt, illuminated (mainly) by the fading light of the evening sun, filtered through clouds
The top of a MacBook covered in stickers, at a Dutch angle which lines up with a sparkly sticker “spite-driven development” Other stickers include 🥺 eyes over the apple, “one flesh, one end. bitch.”, “threat actors guild”, a cat blob holding a knife making a :3 face, and a yellow warning triangle containing an upside down 5 pointed star surrounding a transistor symbol (captioned “Caution / cursed technology inside.”)
A screenshot of 7 U.S. Code § 13–1 (aka the Onion Futures Act), which states: (a) No contract for the sale of motion picture box office receipts (or any index, measure, value, or data related to such receipts) or onions for future delivery shall be made on or subject to the rules of any board of trade in the United States. The terms used in this section shall have the same meaning as when used in the Commodity Exchange Act [7 U.S.C. 1 et seq.]. (b) Any person who shall violate the provisions of this section shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction thereof be fined not more than $5,000.
The profile of a recently created account, @ahegaomovie.bsky.social It’s posting stolen images of trans models
The cover of To Crush The Moon, a 2005 scifi novel.
An Omega Constellation annual calendar with an incredible red dial surrounded by a red gold bezel
A screenshot of the empty spaces dictionary. It reads: Empty Spaces Dictionary Empty Spaces Doll Witch Angel Halo Purpose Agency Combat Doll Spider Pactbound Moth Demon Drone Stillness Synth Fae Beauty Vampire Clown Void Puppy Mage Oracle God Slime Reflection Vessel Shadow Gem Magic wouldn't you like to know, weathertoy? undefined let the moths into your brain it's fun
A small chunk of cummingtonite, looking like crystallized semen that has been cleaved from a larger piece
a QR code from a different image in the same source instagram post.
a list of most popular tags on grindr in 2023: displayed on profile: discreet bi fwb kissing anon most searched: hung trans bb dom feet
Claire outside in January 2023, outside, wearing blue mirrored glasses
Mirror selfie, Claire wearing a red wool coat and black knit scarf over a black polo and dark brick pants.
the bingo card from the quoted post. "throtting" and "body embroidery" are marked with expressions of confusion. "feet", "size", and "body carving" are unmarked.